Is it worth it going to fitness conventions these days?
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Is it worth it going to fitness conventions these days?
Is it worth it going to fitness conventions these days?
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Yes
No
I can't imagine anything worse.
Maybe
When is it ever worth going to any kind of convention?
To meet other morons just like yourself
If it's close and cheap and you have nothing better to do. Conventions are a waste of time unless you're getting paid to be there
sex conventions are funner
Bwc simulator
>Bwc simulator
big white cuck who watches asian guys get ridden by the asian girl of his dreams that he will never have, he can only watch helplessly through the computer screen in a state of abject humiliation. Afterwards he quickly posts "BWC" in a vain attempt to reclaim his masculinity.
U mad Chang?
>asian guy gets ridden by the girl of his dreams
>you mad?
Bro, she’s a prostitute. This is a video of a financial transaction. $20 and you can get dry humped by any stripper you want.
>This is a video of a financial transaction
All relationships with women are financial transactions bro. Have you not seen Little Women?
Why did you get so mad
I'm white and despise race mixing too but you need to chill dude.
>the Timmy seethe in the replies
U mad Chang?
What happens if he jizzes in his pants
sounds like free protein to me
Semen is mostly glucose
He'll make a GACHI face to her BOOB
cringe
how did u do that
April fools event, put the ticker in the options field.
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You need at least 10 of the same stock
I'm still confused
Cope and seethe
the upboat doesnt work
Hehe
Interesting
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Why no work
He commits seppuku
It happens a lot in the private rooms of strip clubs.
He does the walk of shame home.
then he gets a case of "money well spent" for his troubles
>if
what do you mean "if" ? this dude probably has 3 underwear stuffed with tissues in each one for this exact scenario
I worked at a sex conventions for a couple of years, it was hilarious. I also spent way too much to get a blowie from a now retired porn actress, good times good times.
which retired porn actress
yo momma
Aleska Diamond
How was it?
Waste of money because I coomed in less than 5 minutes lmao
How much was it and did she swallow?
€800 because it was a long time ago (and she wasn't well known yet) and no, had to finish the deal on her booba.
To stay on topic, crazy to think how many women back then had visible abs back then. Of course, we're talking about hoes who needed their physique to work but it was still a very common look among normal women.
>To stay on topic, crazy to think how many women back then had visible abs back then.
back during the DVD era, much more women were called out when they gained a bit of fat and chubby b***hes were referred to as such.
Also, what are porn conventions like in general? I'd go to one but wouldn't want to end up like pic related.
I wouldn't feel too bad. Imagine the alternative, you hire a beautiful woman to blow you and you don't get off, then you feel like a gay and she feels awkward, and you have to pay for that experience. 5 mins is good.
This reminds me another coom related event, I once ended up with the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, let alone touched. 6', moronicly huge tiddies, willing to do anything, great personality, 10/10 no questions asked.
Alas, back then I was doing some kind of meme diet (keto + carb refill once every other week) and I just couldn't coom at all, not only that, I almost had a heart attack as we were having fun. Absolute moronation on my part, this is one of the downsides of keto few people if any talk about. In my defense this was well over 10 years ago but it still haunts me.
Delet
No
No.
But how was the blowie?
wtf I would blow a hole into my pants
this is insane
That must be a fulfilled life for her
no i am sure she is just waiting for us to force the "victim" label upon her and making attempts to unemploy her through the internet because we are awesome...
i have read your comment so often now... get a dick karen.. and ride it real hard... maybe you will enjoy being sex positive for once in your life... you fricking seppo fricks and your shitty reality...
If that was me, I would probably have to go jerk off right after that. also nice trips
sauce it up good sir
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Is there anything to do other than buy overpriced preworkout and activewear?
At best some pullup challenge with a scam rotating bar and an entry fee.
You go there to meet bawds and frick. It's the same with anime cons
>You go there to meet bawds and frick
you sure? there must be very stiff competition
last vidya related-con I went to, there was so much free shit. Me and the friend I was there with walked out with 20+ t-shirts. Is the same thing possible at a fitness convention?
no idea but I'm going to a con in a few weeks so I can see Vladislava IRL
>be pretty lady
>inject yourself with a ton of steroids so that you have the body of a man who moderately trains
>people still want to see you at conventions for some reason
You are a homosexual
>>be pretty lady
meh, she's only cute in the face, and would look immensely better with a little more fat on her and less upper body muscle mass
I just want to see what she looks like IRL
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Why do women get away with this shit?
>My ass is so huge and tight look at my nice ass
>let's ignore my out of shape body and literally fat poking out everywhere im IN SHAPE
rethink ur life choices
Shut the frick up I wish my chonker gf looked like that.
>tell me you’re an incel without telling me you’re an incel
Thanks for letting us know.
Those are the best bits, silly.
cuz there will always be homies with no hoes to worship their farts, example: the simps who replied to you
because of men. trust me im as big of an incel as it gets and would love to make fun of women at every opportunity but women are the way they are 100% absolutely unironically just because men allow it. its literally that fricking simple, men have no standards.
"oohh women require this and that out of men 10 inch wiener 1 million salary etc". yeah and? that same could be required of women but its not because men are okay with getting whatever they can
men "don't have standards" because it is literally hardwired, biologically speaking, for them to not. Why cry over natural selection. Men nut every 120 seconds and females hold a baby for 10 months. No shit men don't give a frick who they frick, and women are extremely picky about the guys they let frick them.
80-90 percent of women have cellulite, even most fit women have it. All the straight men in here were busy looking at a nice, big ass in very revealing shorts, but you noticed trace amounts of cellulite because what you actually want is boy butt.
homies writing paragraphs instead of saying they gay
t. Virgin
Any woman that has a big ass is going to have this. Have you never had sex?
Women are supposed to have fatty asses and thighs
What is this? Someone not worshiping women on the internet!? INCEL! VIRGIN! CHUD CHUDCEL INCHUD!!!!!!!
because they're not trying to attract mentally ill homos
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fellas, is it gay to be interested in women?
Other than paying $60 to wait in line for a picture with an influencer no one in your friend group knows, or taking dangerous amount of free samples of pre workout, what else is there to even do there? Smell protein fart? Do embarrassing pull up competitions for the army recruiter?
attempt to get laid i guess
>attempt to get laid
meh, seems like a waste of time. there'll be thousands of guys trying to do the same. My plan is just to be there early and talk up the promoters into giving me free shit.
>picture with an influencer
couldn't care less
>dangerous amount of free samples of pre workout
I've heard they give out free samples but jít seems stupid to just try them on the spot
>Do embarrassing pull up competitions for the army recruiter?
IIRC, some booths have deadhang competitions and whoever wins gets a prize. Nothing embarrassing about those.
>army recruiter?
I went to a job fair a few months ago and the army had a lot of free shit, some nice backpacks as well. I saw a few girls walk away from the booths with said backpack that they got for free. There's a lot of cool free shit you can get from the army at these sorts of events (central EU in my case)
they need to hold some PED conventions, i would love to get some free samples of 4-andro-hydroxymethyl247-87-cancer experimental gray area anabolic compound
booba
Nah all you get is a bunch camel jockey frickheads asking Arnold and Chris Bumstead to say happy Ramadan so they can fill their shitstained religion with more mindwiped cumstains
Ahem
ASS BUTT JIGGLE DUMPER BOOTY ASS SHITTER SITBAG FRICKSADDLE PLOWPILLOWS JIGGLE BOUNCE ASS FRICK
if yes then yes, if not probably not
>Fitness convention
Just exercise, eat according to your fitness goal, sleep, and enjoy life. Why do you have to go to conventions? At best it’s going to be loaded with manlets trying to shill their gorilla cum supplement or whatever.
>Why do you have to go to conventions?
you don't like being around like-minded individuals that have the same hobby as you?
Lifting weights is a hobby? Weird
I am planning to visit one of them, when I will start with my home gym. Would lime to visit different sellers and see what interesting shit they sell.
These b***hes need to lose some weight.
ah the projectionist
It's ok to be gay bro
do you have rizz? you can only go if you rizz up the spandex girls
Like most conventions that are hosted by boomers or old gen xers they're more than likely shit. You see the entire point of conventions of any type was prior to the internet. However boomers the "were better than you somehow and can't let go" generation continiously insist on proping up these bloated money scams.
I've hosted booths at probably 10-15 of these things for various industries and I can tell you they're almost always a waste of time unless your a company with no customers at all or your someone who considers something this dull to be the highlight of your year.
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