Is LARPing innawoods with guns and kit and running small unit tactics with your bros IST approved?
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Is LARPing innawoods with guns and kit and running small unit tactics with your bros?
>running
You two israeli btw?
Lamest shit imaginable
based.
gun /k/ homosexuals who put anime stickers (so crazy frail girl on big gun? no place for a lady........)
r the biggest failed males alive.
t. milsurp homosexual
I remember I started looking at morale patches for some reason and I almost died of cringe seeing some of the stuff people willingly stick to themselves
>its ironic and edgy
No its not and you are a homosexual
morale patches are honesty worse than funko pops because at least people who buy funko pop usually admit they are petty manchildren
No gunz here. Not even an ir rifle without training, an approved safe for it, and a license.
I just hide in the bush and sleep.
air*
. Remember to ask about boots
No its autistic as frick, now go train fat c**t (ik ur american)
most military larpers r european because they sperg about "muh history"
we just like guns here.
if you and your other k buddies are fit.
Some irl buddies of mine go to some of the meets, and like 10% are in great shape, while about half are pretty obese
If you're not fit and doing this stuff you're a LARPer
If you're fit and doing this stuff it's training
People aren't going to take some fat moron in tactical gear seriously
>guns
>tactical gear
You morons do know the deadliest men in recent history didnt have to train for it?
they were hunters or regular people who had good genes.
all this training wont make your reflexes faster or give you the ability to identify a human sized target more quickly.
you are training for nothing.
homie go to the gym. Get the frick out of your room
Shut up you swarthy apes. I am saying people like Otto Skorzeny weren’t larping in the woods.
Did you go to the gym tho?
No.
Why would I stop lifting to go to the gym?
>muh hunter gatherers
>muh genetics
Demoralization posters get the rope
how fast is that guy moving? his face is so blurry
I met some Americans on holiday in Paris over Christmas who were LARPers.
I was in their hostel dorm and we were talking about what we did for work and I mentioned that I had just left the military after 10 years. These guys were software developers but I thought at least one of them was a veteran because even though he was fat he had a beard and a g shock watch and a few tattoos.
They said they were part of a ‘militia’ in their hometown and proceeded to show me GoPro videos of a bunch of fat people in army gear magdumping into trash in the woods, yelling “moving” and “changing mags” while running around with their rifles in the air like they were copying lines from action movies.
They were all buddy buddy with me and tried to start a conversation about the military and weapons and tactics which I entertained for a short while but I can honestly say that they were the most cringeworthy people I have ever met in my entire life
Its over for militiagays. Seriously I dont understand why they dont just join the military if they want to be in the military. Theres no barrier for entry any more
>why they dont just join the military if they want to be in the military
Don't want to serve ZOG.
Imagine setting up a table and playing with surgical tools and some organs from the butcher pretending like you’ll become a surgeon “if shit hits the fan”
You’re an idiot pretending to be someone you’re not and never will be. Post body fatass larpgay
Youd rather zog serve you tasty mcnuggies right?
to have guns AND FREEDOM
It's not like those tactics or gun training are some secret only the military knows or everyone member gets taught.
It just takes a few bullets or a bomb to take out the most trained individual or groups. Just look at some drone videos in Ukraine.
>me my 3 man group of fat manchildren playing pretend navy seals in the local park is just as good as Tier 1 Operators because artillery exists
You’re an idiot
Go. To. The. Gym.
I'm an American I like shooting my gun I like running around in the woods and I like LARPing (the old school LOTR inspired kind). You can not and will not stop me from exercising my rights. 1776
Didn't you read the sign your way in?
having fun outside with your bros is not wasted time.
much of the reason previous generations were thinner was likely from having fun outside with their bros.
they weren't all counting calories and lifting science-based programs.
You're using live ammo, right?
I'd respect the LARPing more if you just said you were doing airsoft. At least the airsoft morons admit they're playing with toys and are doing it just to have friends. They aren't pretending to be "TrAiNinG LikE SpEaCiAl FoRceS OpErAtoRs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
what if trying to ape military training is part of what makes it fun for you, though?
If training like a soldier is what makes your autism go BRRRrrrrrrr enough to actually be fit, then you're not to be asking if it's "IST approved." You're just going to do it because you're an autist.
i guess that's true. i made a thread to see if anyone else does burn machine.
some dudes laughed at me.
then i worked out and did some burn machine.
I started working out because my autism decided to hyper focus on being like Big Boss. It's resulted in having a lot of friends because I do judo and got certified in scuba diving and sky diving. Just don't tell people you're LARPing and you can be as autistic as you want.
Based autist.
The most important thing I've learned is that normies will blindly accept "I just think it's neat" as an explanation because I was too embarrassed to tell them I was trying to LARP as a video game character. Literally just shut up and suddenly people will think whatever you're doing is cool.
Absolutely based
All in all you’ve picked a good role model, anon. I should follow your example.
No, that’s gay as hell.
And chances are if you’re doing that, you’re probably not even really running real drills. Running in full kit with a weapon system and possible other designated gear/supplies, through rough terrain, moving, shooting, and bounding fricking smokes you. If you’re the type of person that plays pretend with your buddies, I’m willing to bet you’re not actually getting smoked, and you’re just moving around like movie “tactics” trying to look cool
Thought I was on /k/ for a second