Is longevitymaxxing a good strategy to get youthful pussy?

Is longevitymaxxing a good strategy to get youthful pussy?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can't reverse aging. You can merely slow it a little.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong, Bryan is aging rapidly backwards

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can slow it down, and conversely, speed it up a lot

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >slow it a little
      you can slow it a frickton compared to 95% percent of people

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That statement make no sense

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It made perfect sense to me. You must be dumb like 18.5% of people

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I saw some guy at the mall with a caved in skull, but he was still rolling around in his chair. I think this helps explain why I can't find any help. We've been trapped in hell by an omnipotent space Black person. We need to find a way to kill him, to free his future victims. Nobody deserves this life I, I've been sent to a torture prison.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's weird that it made sense to you because it was a mixture of an objective and comparative statements

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Its not even worth telling people this outside of science or a dedicated thread.

        Remember the Carlin skit about dumb people?
        Look at the replies...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why couldn't you? How does the body know to go from baby to perfectly capable human, to stop improving and instead fade away? Just as it knew to improve early on, it should know to keep improving, there is no reason for it not to

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >How does the body know to go from baby to perfectly capable human, to stop improving and instead fade away?
        Because evolution deemed that was all that was necessary to pass on your genetics.

        Every time your cells divide, there are tiny errors in the replicated dna, because the process doesnt happen perfectly every time. Over time these errors accumulate, slowly causing your body's functionality to deteriorate, until something inevitably fails and you die of "old age." This is why you cannot escape the grim reaper

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Every time your cells divide, there are tiny errors in the replicated dna
          But then those same cells are capable of producing brand new, flawless DNA which creates the next generation of humans.

          So in theory, why can't our cells just recreate our own bodies in a similar way?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This is why I eat my own cum. I can’t lose any DNA

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Weird. I do it because my gf tells me to and won't let me touch my dick otherwise

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oxygen is slowly killing you, stop breathing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How can you unglycate and somatically demutate yourself, anon?
        You are literally cooking, slowly but surely, every second you spend alive.
        pic rel.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'd assume it is with a combination of skincare, injections like botox and sculptra, face lift if needed, and a overall healthy lifestyle.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you'll get more pussy if you stop reading online message boards than you will with any tips you got from IST or discord or reddit

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he become a thin skinned frail old man in 2024

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Post face

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's a vegan

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He does admit that being vegan is suboptimal but does it for moral reasons.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He didn't say it was suboptimal, but more than content of diet didn't really matter as long as it's whole foods

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >He didn't say it was suboptimal

            not the guy you're replying to but i have seen him say his diet is suboptimal, indirectly. he admits he has to do gear to make up for the fact what he eats will not produce enough t to make the gains he wants.
            not to mention the mountain of supplements he takes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Less than 10g of fat in his diet man has to take hormones because his body literally cannot make them on its own anymore

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently he's about 7% bodyfat, which I was told is not healthy, but he is the one with the team of scientists not me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because he is, in fact, a thin skin frail old man.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Vegan diet. I agree he looks like shit now. He could have lost weight and improved his face. Instead he lost weight and wrecked his face at the same time with peels, chemicals, lasers and diet.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’d rather die and get life here over with.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically watch his youtube channel to steal the cheap and easy tips that are easy to throw into my life

    whats really funny is the amount of work he throws into his hair because he's balding. all that time and effort when he has the money to get an excellent transplant and just take fin if he still needs. Guess that would go against the point of his experiments if he gets surgery

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i use natty 5AR inhibitors, but yeah the solution is often a lot simpler than people think
      same with people doing all sorts of expensive chemical shit for acne/skin health when they could just take astaxanthin and liposomal hyaluronic acid

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I mean what's the difference between fin and a ntty 5AR inhibitor such as Saw Palmetto?

        I thought natty supps had the same side effect profile with less effectiveness.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Not having any prescriptions is a badge of honor

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >natty 5AR inhibitors
        such as?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          astaxanthin, which is an SSS tier supplement anyway
          saw palmetto
          pumpkin oil

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      His hair is very thin, and his hairline is ok. There's a reason he keeps his hair long. It's not a great solution to get a transplant if you're taking from another already thing region.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      His hair is very thin, and his hairline is ok. There's a reason he keeps his hair long. It's not a great solution to get a transplant if you're taking from another already thing region.

      He was 42 in 2018 and his hairline was fine. Solid norwood 2. He clearly wasn’t meant to be severely bald then because he would’ve been long before 42 lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >he was 42 in 2018 and his hairline was fine
        he himself said he was balding pretty badly

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He also says shit like “I started balding in my early 30s” which is older than 75% of men who experience androgenic alopecia and he clearly has hair at 42. If he was truly predisposed to brutal hair loss he would’ve been bald already

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He could easily have started balding at 18 and progressed very slowly, with it only starting to get to the point where it couldn't be covered up anymore by 38. everyone is different

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yea but he was 42 Black person not 38 in 2018 already. DHT peaks in the mid to late 20s in most cases, balding is 50/50 under 26/26 and over, and base test peaks in the mid 40s in most cases. His “thinning” was probably more age related then pattern loss by age 42 frfr no cap

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you are actually making me feel better about my minor widows peak aged 31 cheers buddy

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No problem kiddo. Don’t be an insecure obsessive weirdo like Bryan and I

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    all those billions and he can't achieve bottom middle pic
    sad!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He is literally going to bog out when he sees he's not getting the results he wants. Just wait for it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's doing it for 'humanity' or so he says. It's not a good way to live. say he's wasting 4 hours a day doing these things, that's 1460 hours a year of time he's wasted. He's sleeping 8 hours so he is only awake for 5840 hours. A quarter of his waking hours are dedicated to these tasks, and they will likely make him live.... 25% longer.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          But he is also making millions of dollars right now with his new business. He is wasting 4 hours a day and still getting 100x more done than you. How is this possible?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            probably because he's not a terminally online neet, but it doesn't take away from my point. I am aware he's also making money off the attention he's getting doing this stuff

            I'm just saying why others shouldn't emulate it , just bits and pieces of it that are easier and less time-consuming

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So he works 4 hours a day - his job is to be fit and feel good and look good. And he makes millions from that...
          Yeah this guy has it so bad, I feel so sorry for him. He should be like me - shitposting on IST

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you probably waste more time on IST daily yet you're still here.
            That said, this guy is a moron.

            But he is also making millions of dollars right now with his new business. He is wasting 4 hours a day and still getting 100x more done than you. How is this possible?

            Bryan?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you probably waste more time on IST daily yet you're still here.
          That said, this guy is a moron.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It’s a hobby and even though it comes off as vain it’s a topic a lot of people, nearly everyone, is interested in to some extent

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    buy a goddamn ad, bryan.

  8. 1 month ago
    Professional Spaniard

    Anyone claiming to promote health while pushing for veganism is a joke and should be completely disregarded.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ok fatty

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If he ever looks like 2030 in the pic I will eat my own ass on stream screencap this

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My initial reaction to this guy disgust - he struck me as yet another weird techbro grifter, but he radiates such consistent positivity that I’ve come around on him

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >avoid the sun as much as possible
    >keep a very low bf%
    These two are surefire ways to considerably slow down aging
    And yes, having a youthful baby face is going to achieve your objective

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I suggest fasting and prayer. There is an ethereal god in this reality. He's pure evil.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >avoid the sun

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds onions but sun damage accounts for like 80 percent of all wrinkles.

        When you look at a 40 year olds face and all the wrinkles they have its almost universally caused by sun.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          thats a myth you lying frick

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Effect of the sun on visible clinical signs of aging in Caucasian skin
            >Clinical signs of aging are essentially influenced by extrinsic factors, especially sun exposure. Indeed UV exposure seems to be responsible for 80% of visible facial aging signs.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              even redditors are more intelligent than you:
              https://www.reddit.com/r/SkincareAddiction/comments/qzk97m/research_debunking_the_myth_that_8090_of_skin/

              Do you unironically think that people like Shatner, who is 93 and looks maybe in his 70s, avoided the sun his entire life?

              It's called genetics

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                what youre doing is called confirmation bias
                of course there are people with opinions that differ from fact
                you need to be looking up the real truth through peer reviewed studies rather than what some girlboss is saying on reddit so that she sleeps better at night

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                hes old as hell and looks like it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                he looks better than Gene Hackman at the same age

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >he looks better than a smoker
                Not a hard feat

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He looks like complete shit

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                shatner made a deal with nimoy and the israeli cabal that when one of them dies the other inherits his adrenochrome allotment.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Being this dumb
            Do you take science advice from your fat moronic uncle?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          thats a myth you lying frick

          Ask any Asian woman. Their secret to looking young is copious amounts of sun screen.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it cracks me up how this guy shucks and jives to look younger but all he ends up doing is going from a guy who looks 50 to a guy who looks 50 who has been scrubbed to death with a brillo pad

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no and they do it by injecting embryo blood into their bodies
    literal vampire parasites
    kill all rich homosexuals

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the act of stealing blood from one's own son is a sort of catastrophic failure of human reasoning. The son now has to create new blood cells - with every division his own genetic code gets a little weaker and shortens his own life. How the frick could he not see this and rebel?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that's not how blood and cellular division works moron. The guy also isn't just taking his son's blood, he's also taking his own blood and infusing it into his own father's body as well, to see if it helps him.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The body is a physical thing and thus can be changed by physical means. Find or make them. Acceptance of the idea that one day you WILL die is failure. Fight death even if you lose your children will reap the fruits of your labor and live longer. Stay strong. Yes this post sounds gay, because I care about this topic. The first part of change is to give a shit and try.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I’d like to have a reasonably long life and moreover live a healthy and capable one but I absolutely do not want to even think of living forever or some nonsense like that
      I don’t even want to live much longer than a normal human lifespan
      Life just isn’t that great. It has its moment though

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the lack of facial fat has aged him.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    80% of his progress comes from getting good sleep, avoiding alcohol, and not eating garbage. Of course, nobody wants to commit to these simple, but effective, habits. Instead they'll chase after the 20% of his results that come from expensive supplements and meme machines (and fail in the end)

    Bryan Johnson is the Pareto principle personified.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why do you fall for grifters?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he looks younger in 2018 compared with 2024

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that's because she was?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Eww.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    People in their 40s believe they can get 18 year old pussy if they try a million coping mechanisms despite a billionaire not being able to pull it off

    You people need to stop clutching onto your childhood

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Plenty of billionaires flying 16 yo girls to Dubai by DMing on IG

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And not a single one of those billionaires are wasting their time trying to look youthful, thats the point

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah wow it's almost like people are youthmaxxing for other reasons and your entire premise was wrong.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >other reasons
            All vanity reasons nothing to do with health

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There are tons of young hookers that are not too expensive.
      It's easily doable, especially when you are 40.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    damn

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >spends millions to reverse aging
    >goes vegan
    I feel like he would get better results if he ate meat now and then.

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