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You can't reverse aging. You can merely slow it a little.
Wrong, Bryan is aging rapidly backwards
You can slow it down, and conversely, speed it up a lot
>slow it a little
you can slow it a frickton compared to 95% percent of people
That statement make no sense
It made perfect sense to me. You must be dumb like 18.5% of people
I saw some guy at the mall with a caved in skull, but he was still rolling around in his chair. I think this helps explain why I can't find any help. We've been trapped in hell by an omnipotent space Black person. We need to find a way to kill him, to free his future victims. Nobody deserves this life I, I've been sent to a torture prison.
That's weird that it made sense to you because it was a mixture of an objective and comparative statements
Its not even worth telling people this outside of science or a dedicated thread.
Remember the Carlin skit about dumb people?
Look at the replies...
Why couldn't you? How does the body know to go from baby to perfectly capable human, to stop improving and instead fade away? Just as it knew to improve early on, it should know to keep improving, there is no reason for it not to
>How does the body know to go from baby to perfectly capable human, to stop improving and instead fade away?
Because evolution deemed that was all that was necessary to pass on your genetics.
Every time your cells divide, there are tiny errors in the replicated dna, because the process doesnt happen perfectly every time. Over time these errors accumulate, slowly causing your body's functionality to deteriorate, until something inevitably fails and you die of "old age." This is why you cannot escape the grim reaper
>Every time your cells divide, there are tiny errors in the replicated dna
But then those same cells are capable of producing brand new, flawless DNA which creates the next generation of humans.
So in theory, why can't our cells just recreate our own bodies in a similar way?
This is why I eat my own cum. I can’t lose any DNA
Weird. I do it because my gf tells me to and won't let me touch my dick otherwise
Oxygen is slowly killing you, stop breathing
How can you unglycate and somatically demutate yourself, anon?
You are literally cooking, slowly but surely, every second you spend alive.
pic rel.
I'd assume it is with a combination of skincare, injections like botox and sculptra, face lift if needed, and a overall healthy lifestyle.
you'll get more pussy if you stop reading online message boards than you will with any tips you got from IST or discord or reddit
Why did he become a thin skinned frail old man in 2024
Post face
He's a vegan
He does admit that being vegan is suboptimal but does it for moral reasons.
He didn't say it was suboptimal, but more than content of diet didn't really matter as long as it's whole foods
>He didn't say it was suboptimal
not the guy you're replying to but i have seen him say his diet is suboptimal, indirectly. he admits he has to do gear to make up for the fact what he eats will not produce enough t to make the gains he wants.
not to mention the mountain of supplements he takes.
Less than 10g of fat in his diet man has to take hormones because his body literally cannot make them on its own anymore
Apparently he's about 7% bodyfat, which I was told is not healthy, but he is the one with the team of scientists not me
Because he is, in fact, a thin skin frail old man.
Vegan diet. I agree he looks like shit now. He could have lost weight and improved his face. Instead he lost weight and wrecked his face at the same time with peels, chemicals, lasers and diet.
I’d rather die and get life here over with.
I unironically watch his youtube channel to steal the cheap and easy tips that are easy to throw into my life
whats really funny is the amount of work he throws into his hair because he's balding. all that time and effort when he has the money to get an excellent transplant and just take fin if he still needs. Guess that would go against the point of his experiments if he gets surgery
i use natty 5AR inhibitors, but yeah the solution is often a lot simpler than people think
same with people doing all sorts of expensive chemical shit for acne/skin health when they could just take astaxanthin and liposomal hyaluronic acid
I mean what's the difference between fin and a ntty 5AR inhibitor such as Saw Palmetto?
I thought natty supps had the same side effect profile with less effectiveness.
Not having any prescriptions is a badge of honor
>natty 5AR inhibitors
such as?
astaxanthin, which is an SSS tier supplement anyway
saw palmetto
pumpkin oil
His hair is very thin, and his hairline is ok. There's a reason he keeps his hair long. It's not a great solution to get a transplant if you're taking from another already thing region.
He was 42 in 2018 and his hairline was fine. Solid norwood 2. He clearly wasn’t meant to be severely bald then because he would’ve been long before 42 lmao
>he was 42 in 2018 and his hairline was fine
he himself said he was balding pretty badly
He also says shit like “I started balding in my early 30s” which is older than 75% of men who experience androgenic alopecia and he clearly has hair at 42. If he was truly predisposed to brutal hair loss he would’ve been bald already
He could easily have started balding at 18 and progressed very slowly, with it only starting to get to the point where it couldn't be covered up anymore by 38. everyone is different
Yea but he was 42 Black person not 38 in 2018 already. DHT peaks in the mid to late 20s in most cases, balding is 50/50 under 26/26 and over, and base test peaks in the mid 40s in most cases. His “thinning” was probably more age related then pattern loss by age 42 frfr no cap
you are actually making me feel better about my minor widows peak aged 31 cheers buddy
No problem kiddo. Don’t be an insecure obsessive weirdo like Bryan and I
all those billions and he can't achieve bottom middle pic
sad!
He is literally going to bog out when he sees he's not getting the results he wants. Just wait for it.
He's doing it for 'humanity' or so he says. It's not a good way to live. say he's wasting 4 hours a day doing these things, that's 1460 hours a year of time he's wasted. He's sleeping 8 hours so he is only awake for 5840 hours. A quarter of his waking hours are dedicated to these tasks, and they will likely make him live.... 25% longer.
But he is also making millions of dollars right now with his new business. He is wasting 4 hours a day and still getting 100x more done than you. How is this possible?
probably because he's not a terminally online neet, but it doesn't take away from my point. I am aware he's also making money off the attention he's getting doing this stuff
I'm just saying why others shouldn't emulate it , just bits and pieces of it that are easier and less time-consuming
So he works 4 hours a day - his job is to be fit and feel good and look good. And he makes millions from that...
Yeah this guy has it so bad, I feel so sorry for him. He should be like me - shitposting on IST
Bryan?
you probably waste more time on IST daily yet you're still here.
That said, this guy is a moron.
It’s a hobby and even though it comes off as vain it’s a topic a lot of people, nearly everyone, is interested in to some extent
buy a goddamn ad, bryan.
Anyone claiming to promote health while pushing for veganism is a joke and should be completely disregarded.
ok fatty
If he ever looks like 2030 in the pic I will eat my own ass on stream screencap this
My initial reaction to this guy disgust - he struck me as yet another weird techbro grifter, but he radiates such consistent positivity that I’ve come around on him
>avoid the sun as much as possible
>keep a very low bf%
These two are surefire ways to considerably slow down aging
And yes, having a youthful baby face is going to achieve your objective
I suggest fasting and prayer. There is an ethereal god in this reality. He's pure evil.
>avoid the sun
Sounds onions but sun damage accounts for like 80 percent of all wrinkles.
When you look at a 40 year olds face and all the wrinkles they have its almost universally caused by sun.
thats a myth you lying frick
>Effect of the sun on visible clinical signs of aging in Caucasian skin
>Clinical signs of aging are essentially influenced by extrinsic factors, especially sun exposure. Indeed UV exposure seems to be responsible for 80% of visible facial aging signs.
even redditors are more intelligent than you:
https://www.reddit.com/r/SkincareAddiction/comments/qzk97m/research_debunking_the_myth_that_8090_of_skin/
Do you unironically think that people like Shatner, who is 93 and looks maybe in his 70s, avoided the sun his entire life?
It's called genetics
what youre doing is called confirmation bias
of course there are people with opinions that differ from fact
you need to be looking up the real truth through peer reviewed studies rather than what some girlboss is saying on reddit so that she sleeps better at night
hes old as hell and looks like it
he looks better than Gene Hackman at the same age
>he looks better than a smoker
Not a hard feat
He looks like complete shit
shatner made a deal with nimoy and the israeli cabal that when one of them dies the other inherits his adrenochrome allotment.
>Being this dumb
Do you take science advice from your fat moronic uncle?
Ask any Asian woman. Their secret to looking young is copious amounts of sun screen.
it cracks me up how this guy shucks and jives to look younger but all he ends up doing is going from a guy who looks 50 to a guy who looks 50 who has been scrubbed to death with a brillo pad
no and they do it by injecting embryo blood into their bodies
literal vampire parasites
kill all rich homosexuals
the act of stealing blood from one's own son is a sort of catastrophic failure of human reasoning. The son now has to create new blood cells - with every division his own genetic code gets a little weaker and shortens his own life. How the frick could he not see this and rebel?
that's not how blood and cellular division works moron. The guy also isn't just taking his son's blood, he's also taking his own blood and infusing it into his own father's body as well, to see if it helps him.
The body is a physical thing and thus can be changed by physical means. Find or make them. Acceptance of the idea that one day you WILL die is failure. Fight death even if you lose your children will reap the fruits of your labor and live longer. Stay strong. Yes this post sounds gay, because I care about this topic. The first part of change is to give a shit and try.
I’d like to have a reasonably long life and moreover live a healthy and capable one but I absolutely do not want to even think of living forever or some nonsense like that
I don’t even want to live much longer than a normal human lifespan
Life just isn’t that great. It has its moment though
the lack of facial fat has aged him.
80% of his progress comes from getting good sleep, avoiding alcohol, and not eating garbage. Of course, nobody wants to commit to these simple, but effective, habits. Instead they'll chase after the 20% of his results that come from expensive supplements and meme machines (and fail in the end)
Bryan Johnson is the Pareto principle personified.
why do you fall for grifters?
he looks younger in 2018 compared with 2024
that's because she was?
Eww.
People in their 40s believe they can get 18 year old pussy if they try a million coping mechanisms despite a billionaire not being able to pull it off
You people need to stop clutching onto your childhood
Plenty of billionaires flying 16 yo girls to Dubai by DMing on IG
And not a single one of those billionaires are wasting their time trying to look youthful, thats the point
Yeah wow it's almost like people are youthmaxxing for other reasons and your entire premise was wrong.
>other reasons
All vanity reasons nothing to do with health
There are tons of young hookers that are not too expensive.
It's easily doable, especially when you are 40.
damn
>spends millions to reverse aging
>goes vegan
I feel like he would get better results if he ate meat now and then.