>hmm yes i do believe israelites control everything and make a profit on our detriment? >WHAT? Meat and dairy industry? eggs bad? dont be a fool, who would sell us heart clogging garbage for a profit? actually dairy is based because only le whiterinos can drink it
You know absolutely nothing about nutrition or the human body. Coping by saying actual doctors are lying because they must be part of a huge conspiracy globohomosexual when it's literally science you moron
>HAVING STUPID HIGH CHOLESTEROL IS ACTUALLY GOOD FOR YOU ALL THE NUTRITIONISTS THAT STUDIED MEAT INDUSTRY FUNDED RESEARCH ARE ACTUALLY RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING, I SHOULD KILL YOU RIGHT NOW FOR TELLING ME TO EAT THE PLANTERINOS
2 years ago
Anonymous
Eating lots of eggs doesn't contribute to high cholesterol. There was a study done on this and there's literally no difference in cholesterol levels between people who don't eat eggs and people who do.
The only way to get stupid high cholesterol is to be fricking obese which most people are.
2 years ago
Anonymous
ok post the study
2 years ago
Anonymous
here you go bud >I grab your hair and shove my whole wiener down your throat and cum hard
2 years ago
Anonymous
>study shows that jumping off a bridge makes you live longer >you want me to show you the study? >MUH DICK
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah just imagine my dick pulsing in your mouth and the taste of my cum on your tongue.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>cum dick fellatio balls dick cum
i know the study you are talking about, it's absolute bullshit done on random people
2 years ago
Anonymous
>bullshit done on random people
Who else are they gonna do it on?
Also yes you're now imagining my wiener parting your lips now and sliding across your tongue and hitting the back of your throat. making you gag on it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
i can take a bunch of professional sprinters and make them to a light jog every morning as oppose to their normal training and conclude that jogging doesnt do anything for you
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I can take a bunch of professional sprinters
Then they're not random people.
2 years ago
Anonymous
thats how your study on eggs was done tho
2 years ago
Anonymous
By looking at skinny vs obese cholesterol levels and then comparing the consumption of eggs and finding that being obese is the actual deciding factor and not egg consumption?
2 years ago
Anonymous
or they could take a bunch of people that dont eat eggs at all and make them eat eggs, but why would they do that when they can bullshit tf out of everything and fool chuds like you into eating heart clogging poison
2 years ago
Anonymous
What's the point of doing that? Nothing will happen.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>wanna see if this certain food makes you sick >pick people that dont eat that type of food and make them eat it >track their health and get to a conclusion
why wont they do that? like why is every study on meat, eggs and dairy full of bullshit and mental gymnastics
2 years ago
Anonymous
Why did you cum? Are you gay?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yes.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>obese which most people are.
by people you mean americans, not the same thing
2 years ago
Anonymous
holy shit please don't tell me your argument behind all this is that plant protein is better, fricking jej. Also, unless you're eating 8 eggs, obese, with no physical activity, the cholesterol that will go into your bloodstream for eggs isn't substantial enough to be proven harmful. homosexual. twink. nerd. moron
2 years ago
Anonymous
>MEAT INDUSTRY FUNDED RESEARCH
LMFAOOOOOO
The main body of studies that "prove" higher LDL causes heart disease come from Oxford U, were mostly done on obese people, and were funded by Pfizer, who owns the patent for stenol drugs
There's no bigger sign of being utterly brainwashed than being a vegan. The body can barely survive on the vegan "diet". You are delusional and you are killing yourself.
I'm on board with like six to eight a day, but twelve just seems autistic like you should be eating more of the rest of whatever else you eat in a day instead
>tractor >mainenance every 5000 miles >miles
Tractors typically measure working hours, not distance. It will take years before a tractor has 5000 miles in most cases
Anybody still touting the dietary cholesterol myth is a liar or a vegan. Even the israelited USDA admits there's no evidence linking dietary to serum cholesterol
>lol >lmao
In all seriousness, it's just about the most nutritious food you can eat, ton of protein and virtually all of the micros sans maybe vit C?
And it actually lowers your blood cholesterol, despite what morons would have you believe
>humans have eaten eggs for thousands of years >eggs are to blame for heart disease and atherosclerosis, both of which were unheard of until 100 years ago
I hate “nutritional science” so fricking much
Bullshit. My grandmother lived decades longer than both her mother and grandmother because people dropped like flies due to their shitty diets all the time. She'll sit there talking about all the people she knew (for hours on end on end on end) that died and it's always heart attacks, strokes, and dying of "old age" at fifty or sixty. I asked her what these people ate? Piles of meat and dairy. Nearly no processed food. They ate eggs and guzzled bacon grease like it was the elixir of youth and all died young.
>I asked her what these people ate?
that's your problem, her answers are unreliable.
modern industrial ranching and farming didn't really take off until the 1930-1950, after the great depression wiped out all the small landowners (sharecroppers). larger companies owning more land allowed greater economy of scale and investment into machinery, and output of both plants and especially animals.
her answers (and her longevity) are based on her childhood of eating lots of meat, when your great and great-greats were already old. but your great and great-greats ate plants as children because meat was a lot more expensive back then.
>She'll sit there talking about all the people she knew (for hours on end on end on end) that died and it's always heart attacks, strokes
And there were almost no fricking heart attacks or strokes until 1900s and the advent of sneed oils.
That is literally the one and only thing making people sick to this day.
Stop acting like you care about my health homosexual, all you want is for me to stop eating eggs because of your pussy ass vegan morals and feefees.
Even if they are unhealthy, I will continue eating them just to spite you.
HDL levels are far more important than LDL levels for predicting heart disease. Eggs are high in HDL and have shown to either improve or have no effect on the HDL/LDL ratio. Eat as many eggs as you want.
t. biochem student and egg enthusiast
I eat eggs daily and so do all my grandparents, and they are all still living. The anti-egg people are the worst people in the world, and they have literally no proof for their claims.
I've been eating four scrambled eggs for breakfast every day for over three months. I feel great.
More fear mongering from idiots who gripe over fat and sugar.
What next, broccoli is bad for you?
Eggs are mostly fine, they're very low in saturated fat (the stuff that ACTUALLY raises your cholesterol levels). Full fat dairy and red meat are the real enemies, along with processed foods. I personally don't eat them, but attacking eggs in particular is uneducated.
>mostly fine
What the frick are you talking about "mostly fine", they contain some of the most bioavailable and full proteins in existence and are loaded to the brim with vitamins and minerals as well as being very low in calories if you're a fat frick. It also helps your blood pressure and cholesterol levels. They're the very definition of "superfood", one of the only foods that actually can claim that label. Red meat and full fat dairy is also good, albeit the latter is much better raw. The only true statement in your post is that processed foods should be avoided.
It's a "controversial topic" because they look at population statistics and almost everyone eats eggs. Might as well say eating eggs causes you to drink water and breathe oxygen.
lol >was
this is still a current thing
and always will be as long as the state has final gatekeeping authority (so forever)
multiple independent *competitive* reasearch authorities is best, although i'm not sure what incentive structure would facilitate that in current year. citations obviously isn't working. maybe regressing back to cash prizes/bounties is best, at least until another paradigm is proposed.
eggs are also one of the few foods which are almsot complete sources of nutrients. and are in such good quality its used as the golden standard for bioavaiability of nutrients
Keep believing this, the less people eat eggs, the less they are going to cost, so beware of the cholesterol my friend, you wouldn't eat more than one egg per year!
>the less people eat eggs, the less they are going to cost
thats not how it works, mass production brings the price down. making it a niche food will increase the price
theres no difference in nutrients between mass production or non-mass production. cause they recieve everything they need, nutrient wise, in mass production
>not nutritional
i'll kill you fricking maderchod
it will clog your arteries rajesh
Joe
>Random moronic buzzword article
I should fricking kill you right where you stand. I'm an intern and 99% of nutritionists I've met swear by eggs.
>hmm yes i do believe israelites control everything and make a profit on our detriment?
>WHAT? Meat and dairy industry? eggs bad? dont be a fool, who would sell us heart clogging garbage for a profit? actually dairy is based because only le whiterinos can drink it
You know absolutely nothing about nutrition or the human body. Coping by saying actual doctors are lying because they must be part of a huge conspiracy globohomosexual when it's literally science you moron
>HAVING STUPID HIGH CHOLESTEROL IS ACTUALLY GOOD FOR YOU ALL THE NUTRITIONISTS THAT STUDIED MEAT INDUSTRY FUNDED RESEARCH ARE ACTUALLY RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING, I SHOULD KILL YOU RIGHT NOW FOR TELLING ME TO EAT THE PLANTERINOS
Eating lots of eggs doesn't contribute to high cholesterol. There was a study done on this and there's literally no difference in cholesterol levels between people who don't eat eggs and people who do.
The only way to get stupid high cholesterol is to be fricking obese which most people are.
ok post the study
here you go bud
>I grab your hair and shove my whole wiener down your throat and cum hard
>study shows that jumping off a bridge makes you live longer
>you want me to show you the study?
>MUH DICK
Yeah just imagine my dick pulsing in your mouth and the taste of my cum on your tongue.
>cum dick fellatio balls dick cum
i know the study you are talking about, it's absolute bullshit done on random people
>bullshit done on random people
Who else are they gonna do it on?
Also yes you're now imagining my wiener parting your lips now and sliding across your tongue and hitting the back of your throat. making you gag on it.
i can take a bunch of professional sprinters and make them to a light jog every morning as oppose to their normal training and conclude that jogging doesnt do anything for you
>I can take a bunch of professional sprinters
Then they're not random people.
thats how your study on eggs was done tho
By looking at skinny vs obese cholesterol levels and then comparing the consumption of eggs and finding that being obese is the actual deciding factor and not egg consumption?
or they could take a bunch of people that dont eat eggs at all and make them eat eggs, but why would they do that when they can bullshit tf out of everything and fool chuds like you into eating heart clogging poison
What's the point of doing that? Nothing will happen.
>wanna see if this certain food makes you sick
>pick people that dont eat that type of food and make them eat it
>track their health and get to a conclusion
why wont they do that? like why is every study on meat, eggs and dairy full of bullshit and mental gymnastics
Why did you cum? Are you gay?
Yes.
>obese which most people are.
by people you mean americans, not the same thing
holy shit please don't tell me your argument behind all this is that plant protein is better, fricking jej. Also, unless you're eating 8 eggs, obese, with no physical activity, the cholesterol that will go into your bloodstream for eggs isn't substantial enough to be proven harmful. homosexual. twink. nerd. moron
>MEAT INDUSTRY FUNDED RESEARCH
LMFAOOOOOO
The main body of studies that "prove" higher LDL causes heart disease come from Oxford U, were mostly done on obese people, and were funded by Pfizer, who owns the patent for stenol drugs
There's no bigger sign of being utterly brainwashed than being a vegan. The body can barely survive on the vegan "diet". You are delusional and you are killing yourself.
That's right, goy, don't eat the eggs. They're bad for you.
There are no clinical studies to prove that eggs were ever bad for us. They were literally questionnaire based. The absolute state of ''science''.
>maderchod
started hearing this on those reverse scam youtubes and I can't stop laughing every time i hear it
what the hell kind of swear word is that
good morning sers
Who are you quoting?
dont care, still eating 12 a day
dont care, still ea- ACK
Would rather die like this instead of dying like a dyel vegan gay
I'm on board with like six to eight a day, but twelve just seems autistic like you should be eating more of the rest of whatever else you eat in a day instead
>Be me
>Be moron
>Be homosexual
>Click "Start a New Thread"
Don't believe government lies
Do you have an actual source for this? Not asking in a redditjak way, just want to read the rest myself.
>No, you have to eat the- ACK
I ate three today and you can't do anything about it you impotent loser
>not eating pasture raised eggs
rolling
I think I'm ok with this
However I've never had a gf like this so I have no idea how that would be irl
>tractor
>mainenance every 5000 miles
>miles
Tractors typically measure working hours, not distance. It will take years before a tractor has 5000 miles in most cases
Hm that sounds bad
Anybody still touting the dietary cholesterol myth is a liar or a vegan. Even the israelited USDA admits there's no evidence linking dietary to serum cholesterol
eggs have in abundance every essential b vitamin, vitamin d, choline and healthy fat
nice bait
spice
>lol
>lmao
In all seriousness, it's just about the most nutritious food you can eat, ton of protein and virtually all of the micros sans maybe vit C?
And it actually lowers your blood cholesterol, despite what morons would have you believe
boys, I'm scared and confused.
>humans have eaten eggs for thousands of years
>eggs are to blame for heart disease and atherosclerosis, both of which were unheard of until 100 years ago
I hate “nutritional science” so fricking much
Bullshit. My grandmother lived decades longer than both her mother and grandmother because people dropped like flies due to their shitty diets all the time. She'll sit there talking about all the people she knew (for hours on end on end on end) that died and it's always heart attacks, strokes, and dying of "old age" at fifty or sixty. I asked her what these people ate? Piles of meat and dairy. Nearly no processed food. They ate eggs and guzzled bacon grease like it was the elixir of youth and all died young.
>I asked her what these people ate?
that's your problem, her answers are unreliable.
modern industrial ranching and farming didn't really take off until the 1930-1950, after the great depression wiped out all the small landowners (sharecroppers). larger companies owning more land allowed greater economy of scale and investment into machinery, and output of both plants and especially animals.
her answers (and her longevity) are based on her childhood of eating lots of meat, when your great and great-greats were already old. but your great and great-greats ate plants as children because meat was a lot more expensive back then.
>poor italians can't afford meat, create eggplant parm
>immigrants come to america, meat affordable, create chicken parm
>meat becomes abundant, create veal parm
> Nearly no processed food
> eggs
> bacon grease
One of these things is not like the others.
Found the israelite
>She'll sit there talking about all the people she knew (for hours on end on end on end) that died and it's always heart attacks, strokes
And there were almost no fricking heart attacks or strokes until 1900s and the advent of sneed oils.
That is literally the one and only thing making people sick to this day.
> Still reading Google's top results in 2022
NGMI
Stop acting like you care about my health homosexual, all you want is for me to stop eating eggs because of your pussy ass vegan morals and feefees.
Even if they are unhealthy, I will continue eating them just to spite you.
I don't even care about spiting him. They just taste so good that I want to eat them all the time.
If you're really that scared just eat lamb or salmon. Same benefits that whole eggs have
I eat 10 eggs a day and my blood cholesterol is extremely low
Eggs are based, now let's go redneck or tomboy gf.
Frick, guess it's wizardom for me.
Very interesting take. Poast fizeek homosexual
CAHM ON TRADWOIF
LET'S MAKE SOME FACKIN' KEEDS
homosexual
What else am I supposed to eat then?
HDL levels are far more important than LDL levels for predicting heart disease. Eggs are high in HDL and have shown to either improve or have no effect on the HDL/LDL ratio. Eat as many eggs as you want.
t. biochem student and egg enthusiast
I eat six eggs a day and my bloodwork is great
rollin
I eat eggs daily and so do all my grandparents, and they are all still living. The anti-egg people are the worst people in the world, and they have literally no proof for their claims.
I've been eating four scrambled eggs for breakfast every day for over three months. I feel great.
More fear mongering from idiots who gripe over fat and sugar.
What next, broccoli is bad for you?
Eggs are mostly fine, they're very low in saturated fat (the stuff that ACTUALLY raises your cholesterol levels). Full fat dairy and red meat are the real enemies, along with processed foods. I personally don't eat them, but attacking eggs in particular is uneducated.
>mostly fine
What the frick are you talking about "mostly fine", they contain some of the most bioavailable and full proteins in existence and are loaded to the brim with vitamins and minerals as well as being very low in calories if you're a fat frick. It also helps your blood pressure and cholesterol levels. They're the very definition of "superfood", one of the only foods that actually can claim that label. Red meat and full fat dairy is also good, albeit the latter is much better raw. The only true statement in your post is that processed foods should be avoided.
Let me guess, you think saturated fat is a super food?
Are we in a good egg year or bad egg year? I lost track.
It's a "controversial topic" because they look at population statistics and almost everyone eats eggs. Might as well say eating eggs causes you to drink water and breathe oxygen.
Yes. There is literally no control in these studies/experiments.
Policy-driven science was a mistake
lol
>was
this is still a current thing
and always will be as long as the state has final gatekeeping authority (so forever)
multiple independent *competitive* reasearch authorities is best, although i'm not sure what incentive structure would facilitate that in current year. citations obviously isn't working. maybe regressing back to cash prizes/bounties is best, at least until another paradigm is proposed.
listening to news sourcers is worse then lsitening to your local crackhead. they purposly lie about research
Based egg enjoyer derailing homosexual egg-hater's bait posts
>be you
>be homosexual
>click create a mew thread
Rolling
Lol
Lmao even
Damnit i got myself again
Rolling for who's life I'm going to ruin
Egg
roll
based literally exactly what I want
the gods smile upon me
best way to cook an egg for someone that doesnt like them?
Ive tried a few over the years but never liked the smell or taste
Fry em with kcal free nudles, and make fried noodles. with some spices and vegetables.
Frank's RedHot.
>mfw the vegan won't go down the toilet
eggs are an important dietary source of choline. Choline is a very important nutrient for proper brain, muscle function, nerve health, and mood.
If you could only have one animal protein source, eggs would by far be the best.
eggs are also one of the few foods which are almsot complete sources of nutrients. and are in such good quality its used as the golden standard for bioavaiability of nutrients
Keep believing this, the less people eat eggs, the less they are going to cost, so beware of the cholesterol my friend, you wouldn't eat more than one egg per year!
>paying for a chicken period covered in shit and piss
>the less people eat eggs, the less they are going to cost
thats not how it works, mass production brings the price down. making it a niche food will increase the price
I don't want them to be mass produced anyway. It's a win win.
That's why there's a shell.
theres no difference in nutrients between mass production or non-mass production. cause they recieve everything they need, nutrient wise, in mass production
rolling
absolute dogshit roll
i'm dying alone instead
>open trash gay thread
>scroll down
>its always this keeping it alive
goddamnit
Ate 6 eggs this morning, my hens laid 5 more. Blessed birds of gains.
*ahem* anti-eggites
https://voca.ro/1b4iYQs6MW8J
If you don't eat atleast 7 eggs today your mother will die in her sleep and you father will have a sex change surgery
I like eggs
I'm going to keep eating eggs
simple as.