Is Patty an actual midget lmao like what the frick
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Is Patty an actual midget lmao like what the fuck
Is Patty an actual midget lmao like what the frick
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that's what makes her hot
>her
>imagine romancing someone you can't kiss without bending over
>imagine picking her up like a doll so you can feel like a "big man" even though you're DYEL
>imagine the disappointment on everyone's faces when you walk down the aisle
>imagine being stuck with a woman who can't fight off burglars or do farm work
>imagine doing that to your genetics
>imagine raising a gaggle of manlets
>imagine lying to them that "height isn't important in life"
>imagine not pursuing an amazonian goddess
>imagine not having to lift every day to look like a man next to her
>imagine not having to carry her over the threshold and hold her down and plant kisses all over her to make her feel sufficiently dominated
>imagine not cuddling someone longer than you are so you can press every inch of your body against hers
>imagine not giving your woman headpats for painting the ceiling or fixing the curtains
>imagine not raising an army of giants
I'm 5'7 bro
Not only do I like short women because of the height difference but because of their short limbs, they're cute.
My dad did the same and I came out a little bit taller, takes a while to improve height genetics but My son will make it to 5'9, and soon enough 5'11, and when the manlet cut off reaches 7'9 we'll be 6'
>when the manlet cut off reaches 7'9 we'll be 6'
You could get to 6'3" if you had the courage to interact with women who are 5'8"+
you unironically have to have a brain damage still liking this person after hearing her voice for more than 5 seconds
she's a female, what do you want
that pic betrays her demonic physiognomy
>anon has not seen a woman before
lol lmao kek
very funny and original, anon.
I dont think anyone ever made that comparison before.
You just created a meme.
nah, just kidding. youre an unfunny tiresome dipshit
yikes bro
Sup patty
Gym hoes get offended easily
Patty baby don't be like that we're just having a laugh
You just won the internet for today kind stranger
she isn't gonna frick you bro
well, that's gonna be a yikes from me, buddy
>lol lmao kek
>very funny and original, anon.
>I dont think anyone ever made that comparison before.
>You just created a meme.
>nah, just kidding. youre an unfunny tiresome dipshit
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Kys patty
always amusing knowing that a lot of the fitness influencers are actually on fit
Kek. Keep going Meg anon. The world needs to know
>her entire fame is because she shows off her body
>wears outfits out of 2000
Why are morons like this? It reminds me of that super roided out with girl with lots of hair with the weird ass name on youtube that waits 4 minutes into the video to take off her shirt since that's all people want to see of her.
it's a pump cover
actually swole people only uncover their bodies when they're pumped and ready to flex
>swole people ONLY uncover their bodies with a pump
That means they aren't swole at all if they need to get a massive pump to look even remotely swole
You would be more believable if you just said baggier clothes are more comfortable
I know exactly what it is
>actually swole people only uncover their bodies when they're pumped and ready to flex
Yall frickin losers
>it is believed wearing a pump cover makes you sweat more and warm up faster
they say that as if it's just some wild theory that a sweater will warm you up
>covering yourself with fabric/fur in order to trap bodyheat
never heard of that.
yeah you're delusional
it's so you can more easily see the pump bozo
I fricking hate gym culture.
The gym is there to replace work we should be doing in our daily lives but don't and morons like you mythologise it like it's a real thing of its own
>pump cover bro
>WE GO JIM
>3 scoops haha
Fricking gaylords
haha sam sulek bro lol, skibiidi toilet my nizzzle
>entire career is showing her body
>doesn't hand out freebies
Sounds rather smart. Her handler has kept her in reign.
she was raped when she was young
which explains the clothing choice, steroid abuse, and sensual online fetish photos.
>she was raped when she was young
I've been seeing this thrown around a lot but is there any source to this?
source: she's a white woman
She's israeli
Yes shes attractive without them. But Her glasses makes her look attainable to her gymcel fans
she looks like she's one step away from being the average FtM troon
She just Dresses like a zoomer, moron
that would also explain the height, trauma during childhood/teenage years can impact your growth
>that super roided out with girl with lots of hair with the weird ass name on youtube
Sam Sulek
Wow a woman is short. Crazy discover OP
Met her while I was on vacation. She was like 5'1". Actual munchkin
did you try to bork her?
It's mostly just moronic zoomer fashion where they all wear way too oversized clothes which in return makes them all look like literal adult babies.
Florida is a freak show
I fail to understand how anyone can be attracted to that grotesque creature, much less simp for it.
>short legs
>short arms
>little hands
>big torso
>ugly head
>notittis
I can see why that goblin is into heavy-ish lifting, lmao.
Probably will be a good mother for some mice children, thought.
all but the last two parts are standard physiological features of women yeah
Women are supposed to have a higher leg length to torso length ratio moron
Midgets are still strong like my girl
I will carry both you and your girl on my back and we will go to McDonald's and eat cheeseburgers.
>Not going for Amazon build
Y'all missing out.
Congrats on dating Wallace
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8fyCKa1/
You are red as greg doucette. Are you israeli?
Why are her teeth all fricked up?
a mans legs should never be in that helpless position, let alone be photographed and posted on the internet, unless you're a damn dirty fruit poofter
Cute
Yes unironically. I saw her at The Arnold.
she's 5'4"
I'm 5'4" and a man...
God hates you
Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and frick her on.
>shaking a woman's hand
Giga-Gay
Shake breasts not hands
THIS YOUR STRONG MOMMY? 4 FEET GOBLIN? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
how many fricking times do I have to tell you!?!
I don't care how tall or short she is, I just want to lick her butthole
Very sus. She's probably a PSYOP to get women more masculine. Typical masonic androgynous homosexualry.
>She's probably a PSYOP to get women more masculine.
Unlikely. Globohomosexual is trying to stamp out tomboys, not create more.
what would happen if i shook everyone's hand like this then one day by sheer luck i happen to shake the hand of a freemason and it'll be like the heil hydra scene from captain america. thoughts?
Pretty sure Kubrick made a movie about it
>Hello, brother. Say are you a fellow goat riding son of widow prostitute travelling east?
>why yes I am. Let's have butt sex!
I eat hot cheetos in class bruh girl phenotype
When pop culture goes back to displaying toned stomachs on women, we'll talk.
>this is what zoomers simp for online
I have low standards but even still, what the frick
post the gemmy
she'd be very cute without the tattoos
god I hate tats
Fricked up ass fit
I believe they’re called women
looks like commander keen cosplay
>commander keen
Mah homie.
Why am I so turned on by this body type? I am 6’6” and whenever I see a 5’ nothin girl who is even slightly in shape I am horny
because you want to copulate with children
I send her IG DMs every few weeks reminding her that she’s only like 5’3” lol
do women even care about being short? small is cute for a woman but small is undeniably unattractive for a man
They don't. That guy is just moronic
She even has platform shoes on
I know she has taken many asian wieners I need to meet her so she can take mine
wtf is she wearing here lol? Her best asset is her ass and she didn't show it?
Perhaps figuring out if she may want to identify as transman. This isn’t a baggy woman’s outfit, this is an outfit for a man.
they are all midgets
how do you think these natty tiktokers look so big? its because they are 5'4
thats why david laid is a phenomenom, cuz hes actually tall and buff. Except for without a pump... then it becomes glaringly obvious that hes natty
not with that hairline
It's confirmed he was roiding since 18 by his friend who was roiding together with him.
>Say cheese
if I saw this chick with zero context I'd have no idea she even works out
To be fair, that's most female athletes. There's a chick at my work that is a very serious competitive powerlifter but you'd never know unless she told you.
What the frick is that outfit
>have the proportions of a child
>dress in a way that accentuates your weird proportions
Most women learn how to dress for their body when they're a teenager. Maybe she is autistic.
Women have no swag. They don’t need it like we do.
>gorilla mind
>dat ape outfit
Was this made with AI?
Why are those fat mf's at a conference for bodybuilding?
bcs muscle fetish
>gorilla mind
Wtf is this real?? There's no way she actually looks like this irl, r-right?
She looks like she stole some 14 year old boy's clothes
>Ugly tattoos
>Ok body
>Unattractive face
Why do people follow her again?
She's so cute and attractive, I'd love to have a lesbian relationship with her.
>
Lol doesnt she lift too?
i don't know i don't watch hentais
Go watch some. Stop being a israelite
ok israelite
Aside from a few certain parts that image is pure cringe
>other females
lol i wonder which sex wrote this
i thought you meant supreme patty, not whoever this woman is, coomer
Who’s patty, the girl from diary of a wimpy kid?
I would frick patty in an instant. She's uglycute in just the right way that makes me absolutely feral.
She's genuinely hot without glasses. If she got contacts or chose some frames that weren't intentionally dorky, more people would understand.
this chick is a fricking man waiting to Troon out wtf who finds this muscle goblin hot bunch of homos that's who
Is there a picture of her and Jeff nipples side by side?
is it true she was abused and that's why she started lifting (as a cope)?
SENTENCE HER TO THE BDSM DUNGEON
she's about as tall as a gym mat
Why do girls like wearing tall shoes?
I’m not sure but this chicks feet probably smell bad like vinegar
someone who never takes their shoes off I bet
A few weeks of
>training
should help
>plap plap plap plap plap
Im convinced shes 5 2 not 5 3
Her outfit needs a cap
She looks good.
Although, what kind of pathetic hand shake is that?
This whole pic is like from some midget celebration thing.
small girls are cute. it's a hetero thing, you wouldn't understand.
Imma say it
she's cute
you say that because he looks like a low value tomboy that you think you would have a chance with it. thats why you find him attractive
the ABSOLUTE state of men's standards for women when this classifies as "cute" and worthy of 5,7mil followers
look at the honkers at that jojo tho
Frumpy outfits can make people appear shorter
She's miniscule. Most men tower over her. With a big enough boot, she could be punted over the goalpost of a football field. She'd give Warwick Davis a run for his money.
I don't get why anyone would want to meet an "influencer." basically their entire existence revolves around selling you shit. I install adblockers for a reason. I don't want to meet a real life version of an ad.
They are 100% fake ass salesmen. It was kinda fun going to MPMDs oldest vids to see him as a timid insecure horny guy before he morphed into...idk...
>guy who owns the company that like 50 bodybuilders are shilling for
It's a freakshow of sorts, you get to see them slowly become less genuine over time.
i get what you are saying but derek literally has a business degree and i think he specialized in marketing. its not like he made a complete 180, he is actually just following the blueprint.
Derek bby I don't hate you I hate the game and also like half of the athletes you sponsor and also seeing turkesterone spammed everywhere. You're all good homie.
The lack of eye contact annoys me.
It's a common thing with autistic people.
Nah. Know why? Because she's tattooed worthless contributes-literally-nothing-to-society attention-obsessed e-prostitute #5,353,245,983, and she has somewhat of a following so she gets shoved in our faces day in and day out, for literally no other reason than she is tattooed worthless contributes-literally-nothing-to-society attention-obsessed e-prostitute #5,353,245,983 and today's modern anorexic beta / fat lardass fedora tipper "male" jerks off in his bedroom to that kind of thing instead of going out into the real world, bettering himself, and realizing that leanbeefpatty is nothing more than tattooed worthless contributes-literally-nothing-to-society attention-obsessed e-prostitute #5,353,245,983.
She anglefrauds, she is without question not natty, she is incredibly self-obsessed and narcissistic, she's cringe as frick (worse than the anime morons in high school / community college), she BEGS for validation like a troony, and yet this b***h is guaranteed mentally weak (you can see it in her photos and videos, plus she's a modern woman) and most people could mentally break her and move her to tears quite easily.
Not only that but I've easily got nearly a foot and easily over 75lbs on her. Even if we were of equal height and weight, despite not being as "ripped" as her due to my admittedly higher bf %, I could still physically dominate her with ease, so there is little utilitarian value in her "rippedness". Ever see her standing next to normies? She looks like absolute shit without angles, lighting, and in the context of a normal sized non-midget human being.
Her fanclub is also the "YESSS GIRL SLAYYYY" delusional type who also believes trans women are women, lmao.
I hope this is pasta and not something you actually typed out.
she's a female
Why does she dress like a moronic middle-school boy from the early 00s? It makes her look astoundingly bad.
she looks like a little boy wearing his father's clothes
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