>is superfood in your path
Food industry HATES it. Cheap as frick and hard to monetize by processing it into unrecognizable frankenfood.
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>is superfood in your path
>is superfood in your path
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tastes shit and you have to eat 50 lbs of it in your path
Also makes your shit airy and foam-like. Rather eat quinoa.
>makes your shit airy and foam-like
Dude what
*gulp*
why lie on the anonymous internet like that
>you have to eat 50 lbs of it in your path
No you don't.
I LOVE lentils but they're best if you let them soak for a few days so they get little sprouts coming out of them
No way, really? Been eating them for years and never saw this. Is this some culinary custom somewhere?
red lentil is best lentil
they just turn into mush
that is correct yes
yup, still I don't eat them, they make me quite gassy
you've always been a little farty boi, haven't you
very stinky
hello sirs
The coof eradicated red lentils from regular supermarket shelves, now you have to pay ripoff prices online or at whole foods or other health stores to get red lentils.
>t. used to eat red lentil stew on the daily
Lentils is not superfood, pic related is
yeah like a few ounces/week
>takes forever to cook
>doesn't taste THAT good tbphdesu
I would eat them more if was poorer, but I don't as long as I have other choices
Forever to cook? Just toss them in the pot and forget them while you watch something. Holy shit you folks need to learn how to cook.
the fact that I shit half of them out whole means I know my body isn't getting very much out of them
Do enjoy them from time to time though, spicy hearty broth, top with a lil sour cream and lemon juice
Literally just try actually chewing them anon.
You have to drain lentils after you boil them. The lentil broth is full of antinutrients.
Bryan Johnson eats black lentils for a reason. They are probably the healthiest.
aight imma never eat black lentils again then
Why do zoomies just randomly namedrop their favorite e-celeb like everyone is gonna know what the frick they're talking about? Black person.
Zoomies don't have a sense of individuality due to phone addiction so they live vicariously through celebrities
I eat black beans or brown lentils EVERYDAY.
>Cheap as frick
not since ~~*they*~~ figured out they can rip off rich urbanite vegans with that stuff. they almost tripled in price where I live in the last 10 years.
Why do people think cereal grains and grass are superfoods? The reason thirdies eat this shit isnt because of the nutrition its because they are cheap as frick. It's so easy to scam w*sterners.
You can barely formulate a typed sentence. moronic.
You didn't disprove anything he said
I like using them as a base for curries. They liquefy and you get a lentil goop broth/sauce thing then you can add any meat, beans, veggies you want. Potatoes. Anything
I ate a cup of these yesterday and i took 3 shits and they all undigested lentils and vegetables in them. I did scarfe them down though because they were hot as frick.
I'd say it's not as high a quality protein as say chicken or onions in terms of the amount of amino acids but it's been a while since I gave them a try so perhaps I will. Soon. It does have lots of fiber and practically no fat or cholesterol I just can't be out an about 'gassy'.
makes you smell like a jeet, no bueno
Hurts my tummy and makes me fart a lot
>inb4 just eat it more often!
nah frick that Ill just never have any legumes
If I want carbs Ill just eat potatoes/rice/fruit
If I want protein Ill just eat meat/eggs/dairy
Lentils give me hemorrhoids, especially the red ones
You have to drain and rinse the lentils after you cook them.
really? I always made them as a soup
I guess Ill cook them like pasta then