Is Teishoku the ultimate breakfast?

Is Teishoku the ultimate breakfast?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's no coffee and cigarette

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean monster and cigarette

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >filter
        tar black coffee and a rolled cigarette are all you need

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/f6YuFkw.png

      You mean monster and cigarette

      >*laughs in suomi*
      Voi vittu

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        a true finnish breakfast after a morning sauna

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Stupid fricking Reddit meme

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rice
    >sugary shit
    >onions
    >tofu (more onions)
    No

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shutup lardass, most japanese are skinny and you're here b***hing about carbs. Let that rumble around behind your forehead lardrolls.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you want to be a skinny little fella keep combo'ing that garbage, proteins, fats, sugars will def keep your body and health confused. you fat fricks always make me lol "muh sugars help muh brains"

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Post body and breakfast, you gay.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >most japanese are skinny
        not for a lack of trying. the vast majority of japanese food that the common man eats is fricking packed with preservatives that are illegal even in the USA; their street food is literally all fried shit and various things drenched in oil. most of the males are emaciated due to lack of nutrients and most of the females are skinnyfat

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          This anon nailed every point. Why? Because he is not a weeb subhuman homosexual.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wow anon it sounds like you've done extensive research into this topic. Im sure the evidence you collected for each of those salient points is very interesting and you'd be happy to share it in order to solidify your point

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fat westerners eat instead of smoking or dealing with their feelings. 1970 is when everyone stopped smoking

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine wanting to look like a Japanese male

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you’re a asiatic

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      nip*

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ultimate breakfast for me is:
    >Grits and butter
    >Fried eggs
    >smoked link sausage
    >busicuit and sausage gravy
    >hash browns with cheese
    >bacon
    >half a grape fruit
    >coffee
    >water

    Bong breakfasts don't look half bad though. This jap shit is the gayest thing I ever saw though sorry.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you didn't have a sugar bomb this would be a good ketogenic friendly meal but you ruin your insulin response and make it a recipe for fatigue and weight gain.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm in good shape and do alot of labor outside. My grandfather ate this sort of thing frequently and lived to be a healthy 96. I like to have a big breakfast about once a week though. Most mornings all I have is a cup of coffee.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Love it, that would give me tons of energy throughout the day.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bull shit you would force feed yourself that and go right to sleep

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you didn't have a sugar bomb this would be a good ketogenic friendly meal but you ruin your insulin response and make it a recipe for fatigue and weight gain.

      Perfect encapsulation of the mental illness rampant around here. This guy starts his day with grits and butter, biscuits and gravy, nasty processed sausages, and hashbrlwns w/cheese but the grapefruit is the problem.... seek help.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        1. That is my ideal breakfast which I have probably about once a week and on other days I have a cup of coffee for breakfast. Why you would assume otherwise I don't know. 2. Why do you assume the sausage is processed? Most of it comes from down the road from a butcher.

        You are actually part of the problem here.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sausage is by definition a processed meat but without the connotation other anon meant by it. Like, its "technically" processed

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kek no shit I think in that sense the term "ground-up" is much more descriptive don't you?

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here’s the real breakfast of champions

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >steak
      >eggs
      >sip
      My God... it's all there.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        if only it had orange monster

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Love to see a fellow MONCHchad

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Post body

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >eating kimchi with all that
        very weird combo

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Love me fermented stuff mane.

          I typically only eat eggs,cheese,meat and a small side salad (filled with meat)

          My TDEE is 3100 so I stay... MONCHIN

          more typical (meat n eggs)

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/lvdJVIZ.jpg

        Love me fermented stuff mane.

        I typically only eat eggs,cheese,meat and a small side salad (filled with meat)

        My TDEE is 3100 so I stay... MONCHIN

        more typical (meat n eggs)

        Post life expectancy

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          made it this far lol

          do a pull up fatty

          I weigh 217lbs @6'2 and I can do 5 neutral grip pull ups and 3 false grip pull ups.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        do a pull up fatty

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      b-b-based! Steak, eggs, and a Monster. Breakfast of champions right there, unironically.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like an ultimate dinner to me. My stomach likes to be empty in the morning, at the very least until around noon.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Rice
    >Miso soup
    >Grilled salmon
    But
    >No natto
    >No raw egg
    I'll give you a 6/10, that's the best I can do

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >breakfast
    Cringe. Only sugar addicts need breakfast. Two meals a day is more than enough.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What in OP's image is covered in sugar?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        White rice might as well be sugar. Carb addicts need to eat all the time becauae their body is dependent on fast fuel.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ok so you're a moron

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have a bowl of white rice once every day for dinner. Rice is actually full of nutrients if you read the label

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It really is not.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I can't speak for american-long-grain rice but
              >carbohydrates, vitamins, potassium, protein
              >"empty"

              I never read the label so it's just Chinese plastic to me

              Maybe stop being a /misc/tard and go outside? Idk bro

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ah yes, 1% of my potassium intake for 130kcal such a richly nutritious food!

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                objectively NO you fricking mongoloid moron. Eat brown rice or wild rice or whatever.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I never read the label so it's just Chinese plastic to me

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I personally have:

    Morning shake (iced latte protein powder, 200ml almond milk, 2 ice cubes, shot of espresso)
    Apple
    Banana
    Tin of tuna with sriracha

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    my breakfast
    >150g oats with water and spices
    >25g of hazel, almond, walnut each
    >15g of chia, linseed, hemp seed, sunflower seed, cocoa powder each
    >300g mixed frozen berries
    >1 banana
    i recently added hemp seed

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big fitfluencer energy from this. Micros must be insane though

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Big fitfluencer energy
        nope just borderline autistic nutrient optimization
        i ate this breakfast for like the last 5years every single day
        never something else, as I don't like changes in my meals, so I optimize the ones I always eat

        >Micros must be insane though
        almost all minerals and most vitamins on 100+% daily recommended dose

        Macros are fine too if you don't care about the high fat from the nuts and seeds
        >80g fat
        >124g carbs
        >55g protein
        >50g fiber
        total breakfast is ~1500kcal

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          If it works for you, fair enough. Seems like a nice way to start the day. I love fruit in the morning. For me personally, it’s too high calorie and fat because I train shortly after breakfast so I need something light. Lunch is my big meal. I would assume you have a lighter lunch and either work out before breakfast or nearer the end of the day.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to eat mackeral japanese style but no places near me sell that fish

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    > bacon, eggs, brown bread toast, lots of butter, and a bit of tobasco
    > coffee with barely any milk
    > grapefruit juice

    perfect breakfast

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Breakfast is for plebs. Only a peasant needs to "raise and shine" (through the hurried consumption of greasy simple carbs, beetus juice and dirty sock water). Wagie *fuels up*. It's his unconscious recognition as a cog in the machine.

    The prudent NEETstocrat sees no need to *break* fast. The glycolytic pathway is like a queer garden he solemnly ventures into every morning. After a steadfast walk or enthusiastic runic yoga routine, he will ease up his appetite with a delightful snack and then wait patiently for lunch.
    Chicken tenders and hamburger helper, again? Yes, please!

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong board
    Jannies please do your job. Some of us buy passes and when you dont clean up the board it makes us not wanna renew

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Replace the rice with oats, lower GI and raises adiponectin levels.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    in aesthetics, yes.

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