is there benefits to going commando?

is there benefits to going commando? I've been doing it the last year and not once have I caught my dick/sack in the zipper nor shit myself.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I did that I'd go to jail for indecency because I'm massive. Have to tie this thing down.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dick is too big to run around outside my house with no underwear.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Keratinized glans, enjoy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      im already circumsized, that damage has already been done bro

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How would you be able to go commando without getting hard with it rubbing?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have a loose cut and am a grower, so usually im pretty compact and out of the way when im actually moving. Not a micro-dong either.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I go commando, it makes your dick bigger. Same with women not wearing a bra, makes breasts perkier

            Benefits:
            >cooler temperatures are more comfy, so you sweat less (and technically better for sperm production if you're trying to conceive)
            >less laundry
            >able to get dressed and undressed faster
            Cons:
            >when you do sweat, it's immediately visible
            >same if you don't shake out the last droplet of urine
            >if you shit yourself, you're in for a BAD time
            >while incredibly unlikely, the zipper potential is always there

            I've gone commando for the last twenty years. I have only shit myself twice during that time; both during bad stomach bugs, and both times at home. In that time I have conceived three children, two during the first month of attempts and one unplanned while my wife was on birth control. Overall, I recommend it.

            Small peepees. Mine is legitimately like 5-6 inches soft and looks ridiculous if I trim the pubes so I keep them there so it doesn't look so weird.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              7inchs and growing

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mine's almost 8 hard and thick. If a chick can fit her fingers all the way around it then you're thin.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mine is actually 8.1 inches soft

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mine is 15" soft in the winter.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        damn, sorry about that, bro

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I go commando, it makes your dick bigger. Same with women not wearing a bra, makes breasts perkier

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the absence of a bra makes breasts saggier, not perkier, tard

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is true for men, but the very same logic makes breasts saggier....

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Benefits:
    >cooler temperatures are more comfy, so you sweat less (and technically better for sperm production if you're trying to conceive)
    >less laundry
    >able to get dressed and undressed faster
    Cons:
    >when you do sweat, it's immediately visible
    >same if you don't shake out the last droplet of urine
    >if you shit yourself, you're in for a BAD time
    >while incredibly unlikely, the zipper potential is always there

    I've gone commando for the last twenty years. I have only shit myself twice during that time; both during bad stomach bugs, and both times at home. In that time I have conceived three children, two during the first month of attempts and one unplanned while my wife was on birth control. Overall, I recommend it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >less laundry
      On the other hand you have to wash your pants instead of your underwear.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm aware this is strange, but I have a hunch that you'll have sage words to say about other topics. Do you have any random life advice?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        A few of the most important ones from the top of my head:
        >eat a banana at 6pm everyday
        >sleep on your stomach to build abs
        >running is bad for the heart, the only acceptable cardio is swimming, we are amphibians

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i need the support

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I knew this was a dick data mining thread before I opened it. Good job. OP is jacking off to this thread.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But call him a coomer and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I've been found out.” *fap fap fap*

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you shit yourself lmfao

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I go commando even in suits. Just wear dark colours. Havent worn underwear in years, its feminizing and hot and i refuse.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've zipped my balls before so I don't go commando in jeans anymore. I do go commando in the gym. Nothing is more dominant than having your wiener flapping about while exercising

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The same benefits that you’ll get from wearing 100% cotton underwear.

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