It’s so scary how this thing is basically a person. I don’t look at other apes and think “that’s a wild animal.” The way I would if I saw a fox or a bird or a bear. This is why I find them terrifying.
Is it just me or does the fact that animals like chimps which are similar to you but smaller in size could literally just rip your dick and face off and kill you and you couldnt do anything about it make you feel inferior?
No I feel superior, because they evolved to kill and hunt with their teeth and appendages, because they are too stupid to make weapons or use a debit card.
the chimp is, POUND-FOR-POUND 1.5x stronger than the average male.
meaning, at average chimp weight(135lbs), he's stronger than the average 135lb human male by 1.5x.
as well all know, a 135lb male is a turbo manlet. meaning the chimp is probably comparable in strength to a fit 5'10ish guy. this means, all in all, a guy like brock lesnar would kill a chimp in a 1v1 fight.
The thing is the chimp would fight brutally and without any hesitation than a guy who punches and cuddles on the floor. The chimp would simply chimp out and go straight for the guys face, throat and balls With his teeth
people have fought mountain lions and other smaller big cats and survived, i think you'd be ok in the long run. hell, a guy fought and killed a leopard that was attacking him in africa, and leopards are the pound-for-pound strongest of all the big cats.
when you're in the fight for life, you can achieve greater things than you would normally be able to. being a trained fighter on top of that can only be a boon.
>chimp Chad's are blessed with naturally larger deltoid since they use them as much as we use gluten >Neanderthal were blessed with larger bicep proportionally compared to human cel counterparts
The gene pill is brutal. Homo sapien bros...it's over
Yes but not for you
You will never be a hind gut fermenter
You will never have the requisite bacteria and enzymes that turn plant matter into saturated fat
You are a crude mockery of herbivores
12 bananas a day
It’s so scary how this thing is basically a person. I don’t look at other apes and think “that’s a wild animal.” The way I would if I saw a fox or a bird or a bear. This is why I find them terrifying.
Anon they are called people of color thanks
Is it just me or does the fact that animals like chimps which are similar to you but smaller in size could literally just rip your dick and face off and kill you and you couldnt do anything about it make you feel inferior?
Nah dude just give me a big stick or a knife or a hammer and I'll kill a chimp pretty easily
No I feel superior, because they evolved to kill and hunt with their teeth and appendages, because they are too stupid to make weapons or use a debit card.
Damn his biceps are basically as big as his head
damn joe rogan looking good
Chimps look like this naturally so how would they look if they lifted?
They are far more active than even most prolific gymcel. Swinging on branches and trees and shit 10 hours a day
Calisthenics to the max.
Could you fuck up a chimp like this with jiu jitsu?
the chimp is, POUND-FOR-POUND 1.5x stronger than the average male.
meaning, at average chimp weight(135lbs), he's stronger than the average 135lb human male by 1.5x.
as well all know, a 135lb male is a turbo manlet. meaning the chimp is probably comparable in strength to a fit 5'10ish guy. this means, all in all, a guy like brock lesnar would kill a chimp in a 1v1 fight.
The thing is the chimp would fight brutally and without any hesitation than a guy who punches and cuddles on the floor. The chimp would simply chimp out and go straight for the guys face, throat and balls With his teeth
people have fought mountain lions and other smaller big cats and survived, i think you'd be ok in the long run. hell, a guy fought and killed a leopard that was attacking him in africa, and leopards are the pound-for-pound strongest of all the big cats.
when you're in the fight for life, you can achieve greater things than you would normally be able to. being a trained fighter on top of that can only be a boon.
this i think brock ground and pounds the chimp back into the stone age
humanbros…
Yes if you Gorillamax
I’ve got a bigger dick. Checkmate, primates.
>chimp Chad's are blessed with naturally larger deltoid since they use them as much as we use gluten
>Neanderthal were blessed with larger bicep proportionally compared to human cel counterparts
The gene pill is brutal. Homo sapien bros...it's over
Yes but not for you
You will never be a hind gut fermenter
You will never have the requisite bacteria and enzymes that turn plant matter into saturated fat
You are a crude mockery of herbivores
looks like shit roid gut, no chest, no shoulders, no traps over developed arms