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is this the objectively best soap?
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I use Aleppo soap as it does not contain perfume and some nasty stuff. It also smells like shit which is great.
What is Aleppo?
Frick yeah
Is it so universal? I also use that
For me its Ayurvedic soap
Chandrikachads rise up
I buy organic soap
no
Buddy that soap turned to shit after they reformulated it and turned into a bunch of butt buddies with the morons at peta
Frick off shill
I shill Dove with no shame
Nope, cancer brand
>dry shampoos
Why can't there be a natural soap made with moisturizer?
yes, but liquid
I like locally made soaps, they froth up well on the wash rag. I also like Dr B's Pure Castile soap in Lemon scent.
This is one of my favorites
Based French soap enjoyer (you have superior taste)
Are bars better than gel / liquid?
I don’t pay for water or a plastic bottle that has crevices for mould to grow. Also takes up less space.
They last 5 times longer and are 5 times cheaper. You get 25x the cleaning capacity per dollar.
They are also 1000x more healthy.
Bar soaps clog up the drains because they have too much fat in them (Lipids)
yes if you live at shithole country
I lived in 5 countries in EU. UK, France, Germany, Greece and Czechia. 99% after 15 days the drains stop working, especially in the sinks. Some bigger shower drains still functioning but after a year they have problems.
>yes if you live at shithole country
Less shithole than you mutts
Plumber here, not really an issue.
Hair, tampons, and "flushable" wipes are 95% of regular use issues.
>tampons
wait what now?
For me it's pure unscented castile soap
savon de marseille or die, roodypoo
No. That soap doesn't last long.
MY CUM HAHAHA
I use the shea butter one, cleans my face good and I can wash my hair with it without it getting dried out or anything.
as long as we're being objective here
Once I decided to use the peppermint version of this as bodywash thinking it's a multipurpose "18-in-1" soap, so it should be fine.
Never again.
the ingredients are mostly oil, does it even foam? wtf
that's what all soap is. soap is saponified oil. this is just a very basic soap
yeah the peppermint can be a bit much. the "baby mild" is the best one because it's just the same soap without any essential oils added
yeah but what makes it foam?
saponins
conversing with you is extremely tedious Black person, wtf are saponins? theyre not in the ingreidents list, actually nevermind ill ask ChatGPT it's smarter than you
>ill ask chatgp
surfactin
It's a meme, I used it for years thinking it was good because muh cool eccentric label and it's not a big corporate brand. My skin was ALWAYS dry as frick (back would itch constantly) and it never got the oil fully out of my hair either.
> because muh cool eccentric label
well that wasn't a very good reason to begin with, i'm not surprised you didn't stick with it
yeah it kinda sucks as a shampoo if you have long hair. modern shampoo was invented for a reason (because plain soap sucks compared to it in long hair)
as far as it drying your skin out, idk. it's just soap. maybe you need a lotion type substance added to your soap to keep yourself from experiencing that, but that's not really a good thing imo
You didn't read the label did you anon? You have to dilute it 3 parts water 1 part soap.
I unironically use Dr Skitzo's peppermint soap on my crotch to keep my dick smelling fresh and make it tingly.
The label alone is worth the purchase.
>using peppermint on your crotch
You are aware that it's estrogenic, right?
Always read the label
wtf
hm interdasting
It-It's just a coincidence. You're suppose to rub your hands together when washing them, stupid goyim.
>bible verses on the label
SKIP
>reading all that to begin with
it's schizo heresy anyway, so you're safe
isnt that guy a raging homo? dr bronner himself
>he doesnt use wd40 scented beard soap and wear flannel as he posts “i support 2A but…..”
How do you store your bar soaps?
>dish gets nasty from latent moisture
>wire thing makes the soap wash off
i literally put it on the granite tile in my shower (i have a square hole in the shower wall), no dishes or anything
glass bowl with a glass hemisphere in it to keep it off the liquid
Something like this, that allows the water to drain away.
I hold it in my hand throughout the day, great conversation starter and the ladies seem to love it
Just make your own. Bar soap or liquid, its extremely easy and you control exactly what goes into a product that you use nearly daily and absorbs into your skin.
Wait ! so you guys aren't buying the cheapest Kaufland or Lidl soap to wash everything from face to ass with?
I just bought some soaps with salt/seaweed, olives, etc. Cheap, and you smell like a crusty sailor.
Grandpa's Pine Tar Bar Soap. smells like a camp fire and lathers great, goes down fast though. followed by a tea tree bodywash
Tea tree is estrogenic and causes gyno
Bronner is a israelite merchant btw
Redpill me on soap bars
go to dollar tree
Dove soap is probably the cheapest you can get and still be of decent quality and be found everywhere.
Everything else on here are specialty brands you have to get online and stuff.
I buy my soaps from a guy who make it from human grease
i've been using some goat milk soap. It's fine, haven't noticed dry skin but I don't really have that problem
I like using glycerin soaps, they have a particular smell that I like. Don't know if its better though.
I'm buying aleppo soap from the somali phone shop around the corner
Are those soap pyramids? What kind of fricked up alien shit is this?
just read the wiki, the old traditional stuff is aged for 6 months to a year for the chemical reaction to finish
Natural soap has to cure for quite a long time to finish the saponification process.
Very interesting, thanks
Dove is poison detergent not soap
Real soap has three or so ingredients and ideally made with saturated fat like tallow
I use the baby version, normal soap seems to irritate my skin.
products marketed for babies are always better like baby shampoo
this shit is magic, got rid of all my body acne
Seconding, Cetaphil rocks. Their cracked/repair lotion works wonders too.
is Cerave any good? Ive used cetaphil on my face for years but still get adult acne…thought about switching to cerave for awhile
give it a go if cetaphil isn't working for you
finding the right stuff for your skin is tough
I use the Cerave Foaming Facial Cleanser as a body wash and like it a lot, cleans great and doesn’t dry or irritate my skin, only issue is it’s a bit pricey using it thus way.
>non comedogenic
That's the first time I've seen that, gotta try it out but seems kinda expensive. Does it last longer than dove? Because Dove melts away in like a couple showers
Cetaphil and Cerave are like the holy duo of skincare. All of the other asiatic shit is snake oil
I use pic related. I think it has the same ingredients except for the parfum/fragrance and it's much much cheaper. I was just looking for the cheapest shit my grocery store had that didn't have the harsh ingredients that dry out skin.
You can make bar soap into liquid by soap melting it into hot water. It should still come out cheaper unless your electric/gas rates are moronic.
oops
>unless your electric/gas rates are moronic.
sure hope he isnt norwegian
no, this is
Pure coconut soap is not gentile, and is far too stripping unless properly superfatted. Castile soap is only good for household cleaning, everyone who buys that stuff along with dr ((bronners)) is getting memed. Coconut should never be the primary oil in a soap for washing your skin.
>is not gentile
>not gentile
Scam, i heard you can buy their soaps in bulk from "the soap guy" they essentially source from that i heard. Duke cannon ain't bad. Might just buy bulk from soap guy next time and deal with the pile of whatever scent i get stuck with
Yah Mane!
Based
did that come with dude wipes and black rifle coffee included?
No.
Lol moron. They buy the big soap loaves from thesoapguy for $10 or probably even less and then sell you a single slice for $7. You're paying a 600% markup for that reddit packaging.
>reddit bar
holy reddit
dove always has a weird smell to it, so I stopped using it.
Doesn't smell clean per se, almost smells musty or something can't quite say for sure.
Almost all the soaps posted here are shit and are far too cleansing and no where nourishing enough or made with shit ingredients. You gays should just make your own soap. Some tips olive oil, beef tallow and lard are the best oils for nourishing your skin. coconut oil is very cleansing so you don’t want too much of it, but it is a good oil when combined with the aforementioned oils. If you don’t want to make your own soap then mighty white makes good soap and he is a chans lad.
for me it's either pine tar or carabolic soap
I always apply it post body wash
it's not soap, it's a moisturizing bar, it best for use in baths after taking a shower using soap
Ok homosexual
>uses 'moisturizing bar' instead of soap
>calls others homosexuals
lmao
I just buy whatever all in one shower gel and shampoo is on sale. Bunch of women ITT
>shower gel and shampoo
*ahem*
Based ogx poster
HONORABLE MENTION TO NEUTROGENA RAINBATH
My boy is rubbing titanium in his skin. I make my own soap with bacon fat and wood ash, you do you.
>wood ash
is that really going to saponify bacon grease?
That's how it was done for thousands of years my friend.
Step aside kiddos, make room for the grown up soap
>titanium
>estrogenic carcinogenic compounds
>linseed oil
>clogs your pores
anon...
all rise
cope
Real
king coming through
if youre not using soap from tallow youre ngmi
For any soap snobs (like me) I have two that are my favorites. Lush brand soap out of Austin and raw goats milk soap. I have a local lady who supplies me with that but you can google and buy from anyone. Raw goats milk soap is the shit. The Lush is great but it dissolves quickly.
Last year I did a ton of research on soap and concluded that soap is not needed to keep yourself clean. Daily exfoliation in warm water with a washcloth cleans you 99.9% as well as using soap. Soap does a good job of stripping oils from your body which is better to take the stink out of your ass or pits, however, so it's worth using in those areas. Even if you don't do that it's not like you'll develop BO, you're still clean. If you do use soap do what says, use a soap with as few ingredients as possible. I only ever use soap if I know I'm getting laid and even then only on my pits/ass/taint/balls. If I had a wife or girlfriend I slept in the same bed with I'd probably use it more often though.
Hello soapgays,
Is aleppo soap soapgay approved?
As long as you're getting the real stuff with 3 ingredients it's probably a lot better for you than dove "body detergent". It's really just common sense: what do you think is better for your skin and endocrine system, "detergent" full of preservatives and artificial odors mass produced as cheaply as possible, or simple plant and goat's milk?
Looks pretty kino tbh. I’m the goats milk soapgay. I grew up using olive oil soap when I was a kid. The one we used was devoid of fragrance because my sister was allergic to literally everything (not exaggerating) so we couldn’t have fragranced soap in the house. I didn’t like the way that made me smell so I haven’t tried olive oil soap in a long time. I guess I have soap ptsd from using it in my youth.
Irish spring
Whyyyyy is there BACON IN THE SOAP?
my favorite was the cerave hydrating cleanser bar until I found out about pic related
This makes the whole shower look scummy with orange hunk in just a couple of days.
I only really need to clean it once a month
this mf never heard of a luffa
Why would you need this if youre white?
makes you even whiter/fixes uneven tans
No way gay
Duke Cannon is my choice
Cargo cult masculinity: the brand
Although it is decent soap for being a high-volume supermarket brand
Organic soap made by your work friend's wife.
Basically 2-3 ingredients.
No estrogen adding trash or Onions shit.
I do not shower and reek of boiled cabbage 24/7.
unironically the best soap i have used
it has fine wooden particles in it for abrasion
Unironically
For me, it’s mighty white soap company for body soap and dissident soaps for shampoo
Good products and they’re /our guys/
This
Luv this shit. If they made a body soap I'd use it
>bar soap
you do not live in 1962 anon
I want to go back homosexual, the cum guzzling zombas can keep this millenium
bar soap is the hip new eco thing. less plastic packaging, less water waste, less co2 to transport and condensed to last longer. i'm being sarcastic but i've seen this advertised as the new green trend
I mean this is the kind of eco thing I can get behind, bar soap is based, it's cheaper and healthier than whatever eco thing gets usually shilled like metal straws or whatever.
its also a pain in the ass and unsatisfying to use. I do not feel clean enough after using it
The best soap is Eubos liquid unscented.
>The Patrician Soap
Is it even real soap though? It's called "beauty blocks" or something. It's the only bar type soap available at my nearest shop so I grab it but I don't trust it
As a goth bad ass seeking an of age, alive, cisgendered female companion, it is a must that I smell good. Since I started using this, everyone compliments me wherever I go.
>hey that goth dood smells good
YEAH YOU WANNA SMELL GOOD FOR A CISGENDERED FEMALE
IF SHE'S OF AGE YOU NEED MORE THAN CANDIES
BUY OUR SOAP
BUY OUR SOOOOAAAAAP
SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP TWO POINT OOOOOOH
I heard some guy on youtube say this stuff is a chick magnet if you rub it on your skin dry
did that guy happen to be selling it
No, but he seemed like a really nice guy. He had a coupon code for us.
nice, what a fortunate coincidence
if youre a social moron and have no charisma at all i doubt a fricking piece of soap will help you much. i can only see that helping if you already are kinda good with the ladies
I thought people had moved on to body wash?
Just lol at the Reddit masculinity soaps here.
"I wash my balls with this endocrine disrupting product because it says "masculinity", "tactical" and "bourbon whiskey" on the label. And it is black, just like my manly deodorant."
Seriously guys, watch out what you are using. Don't give these grifter companies your money just because their marketing is not woke and don't get fooled bying goysoap just because it smells masculine.
Close
Tbh, I've used this since 2017? iirc and i've only just taken a critical look at it.
>It lasts maybe 10 uses. Freaky how fast it melts.
>They made the bars smaller in 2019 sneaky shrinkflation style
>I have to a double/triple rinse to get rid of armpit BO and even then the BO comes back in 20 minutes.
>Still get dry skin. It's all about the water temp. Anything above tepid and my skin will get dry.
>Back acne. Not crazy, but a cyst a week for 6 years has let my back looking like a syphillitic hobo.
Just replaced this with a home made soap: 2% SDS, 10% Salycilic Acid, 10% Glycolic Acid, 10% Aloe Vera extract, 10% Magnesium Hydroxide in water. Cost me about $120 dollars for all the raw stuff, and I now have a 25 Gallon bucket of the stuff. I use maybe 2-4ml per shower so it's basically a lifetime supply. Not a SINGLE FRICKING zit, pimple, infected follicle, or flake of dandruff anywhere. BO is completely gone. I sweat less, but even then when I do sweat, after 24 hours I have 0 BO.
My skin did take a while to adjust though, had 2 weeks of peeling skin but that's expected with the glycolic acid anyways. I'm not posting brands, or anything and everything I described is simple to get in bulk raw for cheap so you know I'm not a shill for big SDS or whatever.
Good luck bros. Hope it helps.
P.S. everything there is adjustable.
>SDS is your detergent. Add more for stronger stripping, less for gentler cleansing. Can go down to 0.1% really. It's common in labs and there's tables of how much of it is needed to solubilize what substance.
>Salycilic Acid is your anti inflammatory. Just aspirin really. Most acne bodywashes have it at 2%, but that's nothing. Prescription washes go to 10%, but the powder is easy to get.
>Glycolic Acid. Chemical peel that turns over skin, and makes it inhospitable to bacteria. Spas use the stuff at 35%. 10% is sweet spot for me. Below 5% is useless.
>Magnesium Hydroxide. Good for raising the PH of the soap and for antiperspirant action.
only this
Dude no way. I've been only using this for the past few years. My dry skin went away bc of this shit
This is gonna sound like I'm taking the piss but can someone tell me how soap bars work? So you guys just rub it around on you or what? My whole life I used a puffy scrubber thing and liquid soap.
I got a soap bar a while ago and rubbed it on me but I didn't feel clean at all and feel like it wont remove dead skin and grime. Also I felt really starchy/tacky.
soap yourself in then use the scrubber. or mush the soap and scrubber together and move your hands around to get soap in the scrub.
that being said, are scrubbers/showergloves any good? never used it in my life but might get it if its gudd
you can also rub the soap on the puffy scrubby thing then rub the puffy scrubber thing on your supple body
I can help you soap up your body :3
Google "washcloth." It's going to blow your mind.
Smells great, lathers great, lasts long. What else do you need?
>is this the objectively best soap?
Its not even soap at all
I like this stuff the best. I used to be able to find it cheap at the store but not anymore.
I use only 100% pure lard soap. Homemade. Best soap, cheap as dirt. Ensure I am always 100% haram
Amen, animal fat, lye, and water is all a homie needs to be applying to his skin
Superfatted and titrated down to a pH of 6 with some citric acid, if you want to get fancy
(Although I do keep a jar around of 50/50 fine walnut shell blasting media + Dawn for grease, heating oil, poison ivy, skunk, etc.)
That shit dries my willy and I hate it. Haven't used it in years
My current rotation
Pic rel
Nivea sport for after sport
Waiting to crack open the dubbel dusch Blue
*BLOCKS YOUR PATH*
Still the best here.
>using the israelite soap instead of salt and olive oil
Anyone know any soaps that will help my chronic psoriasis? Everything has too much harsh detergents and chemicals and makes me break out. I feel ashamed to be around my gf when I have breakouts.
Seconding this
all soap will dry your skin no matter what goat milk coconut olive oil they make it out of. You gotta just take less showers or not use soap (except on your pits and ass). Fish oil and vitamin A will also keep your skin not dry and healthy
How do you deal with handsoap? I wash my hands a shit ton because of germs and they get dry. I try to use moisturizer but like an hour later i'll wash again.
germophobe? being a bit dirty isnt bad for you. if you can you should consider not washing your hands that much(unless its required for work). i usually just wash them after being on the toilet or when i make food for people other than myself
Zinc soap
psoriasis is systemic. Cut out the seed oils, avoid alcohol, and maybe cut out gluten
Try Aveeno Active Naturals Skin Relief body wash, comes in fragrance free and coconut. Only thing that I have found so far that helps.
how hot is the water when you wash?
do you use a scrubber? if so, how often?
I'm bald, and when I shower I use a soap for everything.
I find it perfect, except for the balls. You see, when I train, I get really sweaty, and my underballs stench doesn't come off with just normal soap, I need to use proper ball/wiener/vegana gel soap, which does the job.
I tried neutro Roberts, dove, other brands, they all can't properly wash off the hideous ballsack aroma properly.
Any suggestions?
take the shower head off its holder and blast it under your balls. then hair dryer on cold to dry them off
I don't have a hair drier, and, anyway, it doesn't solve the issue
dry washed balls wont smell
Does anyone have any recommendations for a good moisturiser? I have IBS so the skin on my hands is very dry and cracks from washing them often. I've tried a few different ones but most of them don't do much to help, and just make my hands greasy.
i got sandpaper hands and no moisturizer has fixed it, but pic rel atleast keeps my hands sorta normal if i keep using it. some people just have rough hands no matter what
I found some of this at TJMaxx for cheap, it's pretty good, made in Italy if I remember right
used it for a few months now and its good for moisturing but the smell kinda reminds me of old people
Nope! Use Cetaphil pH 5.5 bars for a godlike experience.
about to try a homemade black pepper bar soap, will report back with my findings
It was very nice
Tons of Corn Starch in Dove soap, regular hard soap is the best
what can i do to improve pic rel?
Stop getting all ur shit at the grocery store and get good products
Use real shampoo and soap not trash. Plenty of info in this thread. Good that your deodorant is aluminum free, but antiperspirants in general aren't great for your body. Never used pomade. Toothpaste is case by case, some people respond better to toothpastes with hydroxyapatite as the primary remineralizer instead of fluoride. Some people use herbal toothpaste without any form of remineralizer and do well with that.
>Use real shampoo and soap not trash. Plenty of info in this thread.
thanks I will sir
>antiperspirants in general aren't great for your body
what do you use for deodorant then? I stink if I don't use one
>Never used pomade
why
I use an aluminum free deodorant without anti-perspirant in it. I don't really sweat much though, if you're prone to sweating and armpit stink then maybe anti-perspirant is worth. Never used pomade as I lost my hair young.
nearly out of sandalwood soap from soap guy
what scent should I try out next?
>not using Mighty White /misc/ack soap
ngmi
https://mwsoap.com/shop
Forgot file
In the shower I use either some liquid Dove body wash (feels nicer on the skin) or some XXXTRA FRESHHHH meme (good for waking up)
For my hands, and I wash my hands too much, probably OCD, I use a savon de marseille/bar soap.
i use the baby version for my face :3
Dove mens mineral sage is the best my ex would always say how good my dick smelled