>Life can go back to normal as soon as you have your seventh booster, goyim >just have to flatten the curve, tee hee >darn, the Putin Price hikes have kept prices high! >I know you've become accustomed to cheap Russian and Ukrainian beef but we have to put strong economic sanctions in place, even if they disadvantage us more than Putin >I'm sure that's a sacrifice you're willing to make for your country, right gay? Tee hee >oh no! Just as we were about to drop beef prices, Hamas attacked! Those poor Israeli kids! This is no time to be worrying about the price of domestically produced foodstuffs, is it? Or are you saying Israeli kids don't matter, you Nazi! >look, we've all got to pull together! These are tough times for all of us, apart from our CEO and shareholders. Stop questioning! Stop noticing things! This is the new normal and you've never had it better, Biden says so so it must be true!
You mutts don't use mayonaise on your burgers? Ketchup is pure sugar, mayonaise is pure cancer oil. Certain mayonaise is made from yoghurt to reduce the cancer oil content; which then it omly makes sense thst yoghurt can be used as a substitute for mayonaise entirely. But maybe your cancerbuds aren't developed enough to appreciate healthy foods
>80/20 not on sale >steak seasoning >4oz patties >cast iron >grill >american "cheese" >pickles in benzoate >ketchup >not goyslop
lmao'ing at your life.
Depends where you live, Europe has far more stricter quality standard than the US thanks to the nanny EU.
I was amazed when I first time visited New York how huge the difference was between the cheapest yogurt in US and here in Finland. The american yogurt tasted like factory and had some weird unnatural sheen to it.
Recently I started baking sourdough and did some research, everybody was warning against using bleached flours and I had no idea what that was. After doing some searching I found out it's completely banned in Europe.
Coca-cola and fanta taste completely different here than they did in US.
American cheese slop critique isn't unwarranted.
Your veggies, just look at Bayer (Monsato) getting hammered with fines for their chemicals (Roundup and Glyphosat)
Your units are moronic and incoherent.
With redditspacing I have no problem despite not using it except for some laughs (wallstreetbets/BBBY (Bed Bath etc)
>your units are incoherent
reminder that to me 100 degrees is very hot and 0 degrees is very cold
but to you 0 degrees is mildly cold and 100 degrees is death
Reminder that to me water freezes at 0 degrees and boils at 100 degrees
Thus below 0 it is probably going to snow, above it won't (which is good to know).
Also reminder that the other guy was talking about lbs.
6 months ago
Anonymous
Reminder that we can use our currency freely in your country and you can't do the same
6 months ago
Anonymous
lmao, what are you talking about. Did you learn this in school?
6 months ago
Anonymous
Sad. The Dollar is the world standard. Sorry bud.
6 months ago
Anonymous
1. Goalpostshift
2. You still can't go into shops and just pay with it.
6 months ago
Anonymous
>moving goalposts
He literally said the same thing twice
6 months ago
Anonymous
>Reminder that we can use our currency freely in your country and you can't do the same >Sad. The Dollar is the world standard. Sorry bud
That's literally not the same and also not figuratively. The first means paying stuff in shops etc. The second means buying stuff on the world market like Oil and other commodities.
6 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah you are adding things he didn't say so you can try to be right
6 months ago
Anonymous
He still can't use it freely.
6 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah you are adding things he didn't say so you can try to be right
6 months ago
Anonymous
You can attempt to be as stupid as you want, but freely you won't use your dollarinos.
6 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah you are adding things he didn't say so you can try to be right
The Euro chefs who knows how to make a good burger don't shy away from American cheese tbh. I like more pretentious burgers with all kinds of stuff, my favorite is one I make with Gouda and sauerkraut among other ingredients. But white amerigod cheese is hard to beat on a classic burger, perfect melt and flavor for whatever reason even though I dont like it on anything else kek
My favorite cheat meal is to put a frozen patty on top of some frozen veggies in a pan, then crack an egg and balance it on top of the patty. Trow on some spices and salt, add a little water to prevent burning, cover the pan, turn the heat on low, leave it for 20 minutes, and if the egg doesn’t fall off by the time I come back it’s all the more satisfying.
The average man would eat 8 of them and would probably still feel hungry.
Burgers are calorie dense. If you wanna have a six pack while eating burgers, be prepared to feel starved most of the time.
>2 1/4 lb 90/10 pattys >none of the sauce BS >onions, tomatoes, lettuce all ok >bun, 100 calories from a bun doesn't make a lick of difference in anyone's diet. >American cheese
I eat burgers on a cut ALL of the time. Literally the perfect cutting food.
If you just make burgers at home, without the buns or fries or soda, it's a great satiating and healthy meal. Too bad so many people are duped by cholesterol pseudo-science. Gee what a coincidence LDL is lowered by processed modern foods and elevated by traditional foods. Gotta keep those cereals, oreo bars and statins in my diet I guess!
In theory? Maybe
In reality? No cause thats too many calories for the average person if they don't have a fitness routine to make use of the burgers nutrients.
GARLIC SAUCE:
garlic and yogurt (natural unsweetened)
Basically you add some baked cloves for flavor and some raw cloves for spice/heat with yogurt. That's literally it just blend it smooth. This is the best sauce for burgers. I usually use 6 cloves for 2-3 generous yogurt scoops and bake half the cloves
Yes
Burger
How do i maek burrber?
Go tuh mecdolans
It is cheap to make burgers at home, and they are superior to anything you will get out in the wild circa clownworld.
Get you some 80/20 ground beef at the store.
Season with some steak seasoning and make some 1/4lb patties.
Put them on a good cast iron or on your grill outside.
Get the buns, american cheese, pickle slices, lettuce, mustard, ketchup and away you go.
frick the goyslop at the chains. Save some money and do this shit at home.
prior to covid it was cheaper to buy a chain burger than to make your own with the same ingredients
It never was. You must be new to fitness.
Correct, but only outside burgerland.
>steak seasoning
You are the clown.
WHEN THE FRICK ARE BEEF PRICES GOING TO GO DOWN?
THEY'VE BEEN DOUBLE THE PRICE EVER SINCE COVID.
>Life can go back to normal as soon as you have your seventh booster, goyim
>just have to flatten the curve, tee hee
>darn, the Putin Price hikes have kept prices high!
>I know you've become accustomed to cheap Russian and Ukrainian beef but we have to put strong economic sanctions in place, even if they disadvantage us more than Putin
>I'm sure that's a sacrifice you're willing to make for your country, right gay? Tee hee
>oh no! Just as we were about to drop beef prices, Hamas attacked! Those poor Israeli kids! This is no time to be worrying about the price of domestically produced foodstuffs, is it? Or are you saying Israeli kids don't matter, you Nazi!
>look, we've all got to pull together! These are tough times for all of us, apart from our CEO and shareholders. Stop questioning! Stop noticing things! This is the new normal and you've never had it better, Biden says so so it must be true!
inflation is under control. stop it with the anti-semitism.
israelite
tee hee supply chain issues or something :3c
anyway you should stop eating meat its bad for you XD
You will eat the bugs and you will like It!
What part of "new normal" do you not understand?
if u need seasoning on a burger ur a fricking Black person, just need a bit of salt
Yoghurt to immitate mayonaise, and some low sugar sambal does wonders as well
>Yoghurt
>mayonnaise
What the frick are you smoking?
You mutts don't use mayonaise on your burgers? Ketchup is pure sugar, mayonaise is pure cancer oil. Certain mayonaise is made from yoghurt to reduce the cancer oil content; which then it omly makes sense thst yoghurt can be used as a substitute for mayonaise entirely. But maybe your cancerbuds aren't developed enough to appreciate healthy foods
never heard of greek yogurt fat dummy?
I sometimes add tzatziki and gyro meat to my burgers
>steak seasoning
>cast meme pan
>american cheese
fricking lmao
>80/20 not on sale
>steak seasoning
>4oz patties
>cast iron
>grill
>american "cheese"
>pickles in benzoate
>ketchup
>not goyslop
lmao'ing at your life.
>t. doesn't know how to make burgers
you're only correct about the steak seasoning. just salt or salt+pepper
>ketchup
don't do this, everything else is ok
Cheap? In what universe? McDonalds is way cheaper, buddy.
>McDonalds is cheaper
Duh, the quality is shit too.
I spent 25€ last week and made burgers for 10 people including the coal for the grill
>Duh, the quality is shit too.
Depends where you live, Europe has far more stricter quality standard than the US thanks to the nanny EU.
I was amazed when I first time visited New York how huge the difference was between the cheapest yogurt in US and here in Finland. The american yogurt tasted like factory and had some weird unnatural sheen to it.
Recently I started baking sourdough and did some research, everybody was warning against using bleached flours and I had no idea what that was. After doing some searching I found out it's completely banned in Europe.
Coca-cola and fanta taste completely different here than they did in US.
I live in Spain and McDonalds is actually kinda good here, but cannot compare to burgers made with local beef
you fricking stupid?
you think Mcdonalds imports beef from America for its stores in Spain?
They use beef as "local" as what you find in your stores.
US does export a lot of beef..
Where the frick is Australia? We're at least $8bn
Local beef varies in quality bro, I doubt McDonalds goes to the butcher to get fresh beef
Don't tell me some whale made that picture unironically lmao
The fact that sometime in the future someone will see your pic and actually take the bait is hilarious to me.
>whole cow
>lettuce chopper
top pip
made me exhale audibly
Yeah, imagine if they added up what you needed for the fries and soda.
>ingredients: slop
Frick off
>steak seasoning
>am*rican cheese
>moron units
>reddit spacing
Worst post ITT. Kys mutt
>meat is slop
>veggies are slop
>cheese is slop
What to you isn't slop
Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel
American cheese slop critique isn't unwarranted.
Your veggies, just look at Bayer (Monsato) getting hammered with fines for their chemicals (Roundup and Glyphosat)
Your units are moronic and incoherent.
With redditspacing I have no problem despite not using it except for some laughs (wallstreetbets/BBBY (Bed Bath etc)
>your units are incoherent
reminder that to me 100 degrees is very hot and 0 degrees is very cold
but to you 0 degrees is mildly cold and 100 degrees is death
Reminder that to me water freezes at 0 degrees and boils at 100 degrees
Thus below 0 it is probably going to snow, above it won't (which is good to know).
Also reminder that the other guy was talking about lbs.
Reminder that we can use our currency freely in your country and you can't do the same
lmao, what are you talking about. Did you learn this in school?
Sad. The Dollar is the world standard. Sorry bud.
1. Goalpostshift
2. You still can't go into shops and just pay with it.
>moving goalposts
He literally said the same thing twice
>Reminder that we can use our currency freely in your country and you can't do the same
>Sad. The Dollar is the world standard. Sorry bud
That's literally not the same and also not figuratively. The first means paying stuff in shops etc. The second means buying stuff on the world market like Oil and other commodities.
Yeah you are adding things he didn't say so you can try to be right
He still can't use it freely.
You can attempt to be as stupid as you want, but freely you won't use your dollarinos.
>complaining about how American make hamburgers
yes? hamburgers are from hamburg
SIR DO NOT POST THE RECIPE THEY ARE NOT FOLLOWING YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING TO RECEIVE THE RECIPE
What the frick is up with the seethe in the replies? You white homosexuals really don't season your meat? I thought it was just a meme, lmao
Nah we get it before it goes rotten and are actually able to taste the meat itself so we just add a bit of salt.
>You white homosexuals really don't season your meat?
Americans suck at seasoning, this includes all skin colors. And it includes you, too.
> frick the goyslop
> American “cheese”
The same people claim to be the master race lmao
The Euro chefs who knows how to make a good burger don't shy away from American cheese tbh. I like more pretentious burgers with all kinds of stuff, my favorite is one I make with Gouda and sauerkraut among other ingredients. But white amerigod cheese is hard to beat on a classic burger, perfect melt and flavor for whatever reason even though I dont like it on anything else kek
>steak seasoning
>everyone complaining about the seasoning and sauce
wow you're so cool for eating bland food all the time do you want a fricking medal?
>all these replies seething over adding seasoned flavoring to a basic ass burger
white people really do hate themselves huh?
The only burger worth eating is a smashed patty and the only seasoning a smashed patty needs is salt and pepper you everything bagel basic ass b***h
>white people really do hate themselves huh?
Why do you call Americans "white"? Not to mention you're a "white American" yourself.
Burgers are great if you are a hard gainer like me.
I went from 148 to about 174 in about 14 weeks and didn't put on any more fat than I needed to begin with...still got abs.
Hard gaining isn't real
Just eat more in general
6 eggs a day > anything else
>send me the recipe
>for cheeseburgers
do they think I have down syndrome?
actually brilliant, because you know the people who reply are dumb as bricks and are great customers.
that looks like the kind of optical culinary offense that joe rogan would post on his instagram
Impressive. Very nice. Now show me the micros
6 eggs for breakfast...burgers for lunch...and chicken/beef/salmon for dinner.
Good steak seasoning is great on burgers dipshit.
Burger
Are you miserable c**ts really gatekeeping burgers
This store has frozen 150g patties around 28g protein. It's my weekend cheating food.
My favorite cheat meal is to put a frozen patty on top of some frozen veggies in a pan, then crack an egg and balance it on top of the patty. Trow on some spices and salt, add a little water to prevent burning, cover the pan, turn the heat on low, leave it for 20 minutes, and if the egg doesn’t fall off by the time I come back it’s all the more satisfying.
Doesn't that steam the patty..? That can't taste good?
0% chance that’s 770 calories
about 2300-2400 calories a day so most people would lose weight.
https://archive.org/details/mcmenu_doit
The average man would eat 8 of them and would probably still feel hungry.
Burgers are calorie dense. If you wanna have a six pack while eating burgers, be prepared to feel starved most of the time.
This is why you're ngmi.
>2 1/4 lb 90/10 pattys
>none of the sauce BS
>onions, tomatoes, lettuce all ok
>bun, 100 calories from a bun doesn't make a lick of difference in anyone's diet.
>American cheese
I eat burgers on a cut ALL of the time. Literally the perfect cutting food.
sure bob chipman
try it yourself.. see how any burgers with 1/2lb of beef, plus other toppings, it takes for you to feel satisfied
6-pack and cancer
yep that's a small burger (3in) that packs 770 calories
pic is 1440 calories total
If you just make burgers at home, without the buns or fries or soda, it's a great satiating and healthy meal. Too bad so many people are duped by cholesterol pseudo-science. Gee what a coincidence LDL is lowered by processed modern foods and elevated by traditional foods. Gotta keep those cereals, oreo bars and statins in my diet I guess!
>the average man
>they
That moron doesn't even know basic English, I bet he's a moronic indian Black person.
Burger
Most dudes can't process anywhere near that much protein
Also, if it's the cheapest ground beef, you'll run out of one of the b vitamins
92/8 ground beef
fat free cheddar slices
keto buns
sugar free ketchup
it's that easy
Drop the bun, add some butter. Then, sure, six packs for everyone.
>ketchup
Ruined
Both me back to back dubs lets go number 3
Is it possible to have a thread without it degrading in to /misc/ IST shitposting? There are TWO boards for that garbage.
In theory? Maybe
In reality? No cause thats too many calories for the average person if they don't have a fitness routine to make use of the burgers nutrients.
without the cheese maybe
>recipe
it's a fricking hamburger, and we can see all the toppings
>ketchup
>”mustard”
>bread
>cheese
Might as well just have a pop tart
All you need
I just lost NNN
>mfw morons buy the dog food tier ground beef from the store instead of just grinding their own
4-6 mcdoubles a day and coffee with cream would be good for you. scince says so
2-3 times a day? No. A week? Maybe.
GARLIC SAUCE:
garlic and yogurt (natural unsweetened)
Basically you add some baked cloves for flavor and some raw cloves for spice/heat with yogurt. That's literally it just blend it smooth. This is the best sauce for burgers. I usually use 6 cloves for 2-3 generous yogurt scoops and bake half the cloves
You have to be utterly moronic to not know how to make this just by looking at it