Is wrestling the most chad sport? Looking to get my son interested in a sport so he can have a good muscular foundation.
The choices are either gymnastics, wrestling, or soccer. Football scares me because I don't think non fully developed brains should be damaged
Yeah wrestling is pretty based. There's a reason why ufc fighters with a wrestling background have the most amount of champions per style
Ballet unironically gives the most peak aesthetic body a male can dream of.
Also he'll be drowning in pussy if he doesnt end up being a cocksucker.
I've been reading some things on artistic dancing and ballet, and how closely it related to fighting and they both basically use the same body functions and muscles. And women were historically (and I mean in the proto indo European pre mass expansion times), attracted to dancers and the dancers in the village was the most sought out, before the times of mass expansions where humans had to develop fighting abilities and technology and tools.
Ballet is kino, I'd argue ballet is the closest thing to "human" that you can do.
I want my future sons to play football, hockey, and lacrosse. But I think I’ll die alone
Soccer so he can have a social life
He should be doing sports all 4 seasons. Soccer is a spring/fall sport and wrestling is a winter sport.
No he shouldn't retard, pick 2 at most and stick with them
Otherwise he'll get tired and quit
California state tournament is this weekend. Going as a coach. Wish my boys luck morons.
Good luck to you and your boys breh
Don't forget to give them their lucky pre game test boost
>bunch of dicklets
Do women not know what normal penises look like? Porn has really destroyed the Millennial's and Zoomer's brains.
Those look tiny. Even for flaccids
you understand they are wearing compressive spandex right?
Yes. Which is why I can see exactly just how tiny they are
t. dick expert
It's not hard to see the obvious truth. These guys are indeed small/average
>my coochie bigger than this
Oh I belive you Quang
#2 should thank his parents for not snipping him
I inspected their penises very thoroughly and this anon is correct
My dick is 19.5cm hard but like 5cm flaccid
4 looks a model damn
>bunch of dicklets
Why do so many people not understand the concept of a flaccid penis?
An adult flaccid penis should hang lower than the balls. Anything smaller is a guy who was testosterone blocked during puberty. Could be from
>lack of exercise
>lack of vitamins
>not going outside
>no sexual contact
And many other reasons for stunted flaccid penis growth like microplastics
Didn't know Greeks used to eat goyslop and had microplastics
damnnnn fucking roasted
Pretty based sport. Lots of concussions though.
I only had one concussion wrestling and I'm only kinda retarded, no big deal 🙂
wrestling + track and field.
this way he will have a sport +workouts going all year long all though middle/ high school.
just don't let him cut weight bc coach said he is stronger in lower weight classes. my school had multiple state level wrestlers and one junior olympics level. the oly kid was severely under weight and his growth was stunted when compared to his cousins.
Sorry to hear about your son being a manlet OP
Yes wrestling is based. No sport compares as far as discipline and conditioning imo. That being said, as someone who wrestled in high school, I have insane respect for gymnastics and ballet
LITTLE ROCK MOAR LIKE LITTLE COCK
Yes. Wrestling is a fantastic athletic foundation for life. Every childhood wrestler I know grows up thick and strong and naturally athletic for life.
>built like 8
should I just fucking kill myself or is there any human way to make this to look even remotely decent?
You've got two options. First, which isn't always possible, is to really focus on building your lats and shoulders. Try your hardest to get a decent v-taper and you'll look okay. Probably not likely Natty or without good genetics for those specific muscles.
Option 2 is to go fridge mode. Really work your core and make yourself a rectangle instead of a pear.
Just get huge delts.
>The choices are either gymnastics, wrestling, or soccer
So you want your son to be gay so you'll always have something in common? Is that why?
I can say from experience. My dad wrestled, his brother wrestled, my grandpa wrestled, I wrestled, my brother wrestled.
We are all athletic and muscular even my grandpa in his old age can lift heavy shit and has full mobility where his peers are cripples.
It's a fun sport that teaches you discipline builds endurance and strength.
Try out tennis, its a great cardio exercise and great leg training if you do beach tennis
rolling for 1
>Rolling around with other men
>Wearing a singlet
It's the sport of gays
I did wrestling as a kid until I got sexually assaulted during it. That was pretty much the end of the line for me. It was during a competition so there was probably about 5-7 matches going on all at once to eliminate people in the ranking tree and the kid I was against was super aggressive, but I had him good until he straight up just shoved either his index or middle finger right up my ass. The fucking ref must have been blind because he didn't say a word and when I complained he said he didn't see shit so there was nothing he could do. I still ended up winning that match but after that I dropped out as my ass was literally in pain from that and a few days afterwards. The dude had to of done it on purpose too as you don't just accidentally do that with any grapple.
Also it's not common for people to hit or grab your balls/dick, usually it's by accident as they try to grapple you around the legs. Overall it's a pretty homo contact sport filled with fags trying to touch people up while pretending to be doing it for the sport itself.
Why were you wrestling naked?
I wasn't. Have you ever worn spandex? it's pretty thin, stretches easily, and given enough force you can push it inward any hole.
it's fine now this was easily about 13 years ago by now when I was in high school. Wrestling properly is fine when you're young before you get those homos that mix in, but i'd avoid it by the age of 16+ as you definitely probably have homos in there trying to touch you.
>The dude had to of done
Had to have*
Hope your hole's ok bro
>but I had him good until he straight up just shoved either his index or middle finger right up my ass
Okay? If you’ve ever wrestled seriously you should know this is literally part of the game. It’s your responsibility to keep your asshole protected at all times.
>t. closest homo trying to justify his gay ways just because its a close contact sport
the official name for the move is "the oil check"
Shit works though.
>the "oil check" / "butt drag"
>Also it's not *uncommon for people to hit or grab your balls/dick, usually it's by accident as they try to grapple you around the legs
Yeah by accident haha oooops
gymnastics is actually pretty great - gymnast bodies are great - but there might not be much male camaraderie there, as it's sort of female-dominated, at least in my area
wrestling is definitely great, but can be very intense, especially when it's time to cut weight
soccer is good cardio, but i'd go with one that prioritizes strength more
>strength and endurance focused
>boy on boy only
>constantly close to another mans dick, ass, or balls
>requires strength and endurance as well
>most of the time you'll be throwing and holding women above your head who are wearing basically skirts that you can and will look up
>the only thing you'll be man handling is other females as you catch them and shit
The answer and obvious.
>throwing/holding women above your head
i think you may be thinking of male cheerleaders...
strength and endurance as well
>>most of the time you'll be throwing and holding women above your head who are wearing basically skirts that you can and will look up
>>the only thing you'll be man handling is other females as you catch them and shit
You're American, aren't you?
Shotokan and Muay Thai
fuck shotokan. i wasted my childhood on that garbage. karate is generally shit tier but if it has to be karate at least pick kyokushin.
If Karate is so shit, why did it beat Muay Thai in all comparison matches until the 80s? I include WW2 in that lmao.
If by that you mean that Karate nerds got bullied so hard by Muay Thai bros the japs had to come up with a kickboxing league in the 69s which they then proceeded to rig through hilarious mismatches just so karate had a positive record, then sure.
Any of those sports are good, gymnastics is probably the most expensive
Gymnastics is something he'll benefit from for the rest of his life. Easy choice.
>live the armpit of America, Little Rock AR
>confused why the college wrestling team and their unfortunate uniforms are getting traction on a Mongolian throat singing board
I mean literally every time I see Arkansas in the public eye it’s bad so this is relatively tame but still
Yes it probably is. Don't pick football. Worse than boxing for brain damage since at least if you train boxing you can limit or not participate in sparring meanwhile massive collisions in football are mandatory. Don't discount gymnastics - it is probably the most athletically demanding sport of all three
-Is a great martial art for self defence (1 on 1 of course)
-Develops more toughness and mental resiliency than probably any other sport
-Develops explosive athleticism
-Rougher on the body than many other sports. Ex high school wrestlers sometimes have badly damaged backs or shoulders from their time wrestling
-Wrestlers undertake weight cutting to compete which may be pretty bad for the internal organs especially with more extreme cuts. I haven't seen any evidence for this but there may be long term consequences for the health of kids who do this
>-Is a great martial art for self defence (1 on 1 of course)
Wrestlers get eaten alive in street fights. At least here in Germany. Lots of promising wrestlers get killed here, it's not good for self defense, but America is probably different since none of you can fight for shit and use guns instead.
Lol. Lmao, even.
You'd be surprised. We even have 5' tall Turks hunting Americans and Brits here. Kinda funny seeing you guys get beaten up by a midget, but not really. More cringe.
Hey, hey, did you just badmouth german Budnesliga wrestlers? You know we had Yoel Romero fighting for us for a while, right? And many big shots from the East, too. German Bundesliga in wrestling is pretty top notch. Even though the sport itself is not popular at all in Germany. But it's useless for self defense.
Killed/eaten alive by who? You have any video evidence to back that up? There are tons of american street fight videos where the wrestler takes a big punch and still dominates. All a good wrestler has to do is get their hands on someone and the fight is over since they are in control. They may even slam their opponent, in many instances ending the fight right there
Is Germany actually known for wrestling?
i find guy wrestlers really sexy. makes me think of wrestling him in bed. i wish it was more common
look at those tiny dicklets LMMAOOOO
it is over for whitebois
biggest dick in the world is on this flabby "whiteboi"
After seeing that porn video where he couldn't even get it hard and he tried to fuck his own ass. I think this guy is a major fraud.
If you truly had a massive dong you'd be a well known pornstar across multiple studios. Can't claim he's ugly because Ron Jeremy was one ugly fucker and he was still popular because he had a big dick
there are a bunch of legitimate reasons to not want to be involved in the porn industry such as it being full of sex trafficking and exploitation of the abused, as well as how the product is both predatory and degrading for those who consume it
But Jonah falcon IS a pornstar. A failed one at that
he is a huge fraud. he is maybe 8-9 hard, but he can't get hard.
I think he had to have broken his dick by jelqing or whatever stretching method he did.
>getting hard when 10 men are around you
You ain't str8 m8. Nevertheless, the dong man is stupid himself for falling for the porn meme
Porn stars do it all the time
Most porn stars are fucked in the head and often not even straight
You think the guy with a broken dick, bragging it's the biggest in the world isn't fucked in the head?
wrestling gave me unreal fitness gains in high school
yes 100% do wrestling, son will grow up a fucking chad afraid of nobody. will have great friends from the wrestling team. will get pussy. will have literally the best and most functional muscular foundation possible.
soccer is for fags and he will fraternize with soft soccer fags and only be good at running
gymnastics is cool for sure, but wrestling is 10x better. he could be on the college wrestling team and drown in clout and pussy as he ragdolls some chud while stacy watches. dont you want that for your son?
Yes. Wrestling is one of the forefathers of strength training. Many modalities comes from auxiliary wrestling training.
Also capcha says GAY, wchich is additional perk of wrestling.
wish i had done it in school bros.
>not being a sedentary WoW-addicted loser during puberty
>Reminder that I've been neglecting my nexercises
fuck I could be chadmode by now
Also 1 looks like an anime character (in a good way)
Indian men have the smallest co-ACK!
Football is the most Chad sport, but I would also highly recommend against it. Wrestling is bretty good and probably the best.
My mom didn’t let me do wresting because she thought I’d get herpes and turn into a fag. Joke’s on her, I browse IST now.
It's the best sport to fuck up your sons back, joints and ligaments in his spare time, while your insurance wont give a fuck.
This, plus some/many wrestlers are either retarded or psychos. Part of me wishes I had continued wrestling, but my fat gay coach who thought he was still in the Marine Corps decided that me wrestling another match after getting knocked out for 30 seconds was a-ok, when that is absolutely the exact wrong thing to do after a concussion. But I was a scared little freshman so was I going to tell him no? He also took us into the locker rooms to scream at us if our team was doing poorly in a tournament, which was often, since he was a shit coach. Quit after the first year. He eventually made the team "good" by poaching kids from the neighboring, better highschool.
Fuck you DeBerry you fat gay
Wrestling just looks like the most homo sport to me beginning by the outfits and ending by the activity itself.
I bet 80% of the audiance at events are just closet homos.
I did it in HS and it was definitely a fun sport. I think learning how to grapple has practical applications too in case you're in a fight.