Are you ready to show off your hard work to zoomer girls?
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Is your body beach ready?
Are you ready to show off your hard work to zoomer girls?
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Give me two weeks.
Same
Trust the plan
LIFTING
>zoomed in on the hank hill butt
im supposed to lift for this?
Sorry I posted the wrong pic.
thanks for the sauce, brb
absolutely engineered for dominant, rough anal
>Google her name
>troony face
>had to google Jen Selter
I'm too old for this place.
Give me two years.
Its not the best but I was getting mires from moms and some chicks in their 20s. Next year should be even better. Dont think my wife noticed this year but if I keep going at this rate she'll get jealous of it next year.
her job is literally to present her butthole for people to look at. it would be rude not to comment
OP, I pity you if you found this deflated balloon ass worthy of a photo.
Okay but for real how do I get a zoomer girlfriend
Talk to them
Do this
and be yourself
talking to zoomer girls is like having a monkey hit you as hard as possible in the brain with a hammer
That’s girls in general. Zoomers come with the added bonus of being gullible teenagers.
18 year olds are so easy in your mid 20s
You don't want this. They're mentally insane. Did you forget what highschool was like? It's even worse now.
imagine denying your innate desires because you were brainwashed by the matrix. not even porn, literary triggered by a fricking picture of a hot girl. homosexual. kys you fricking npc droid.
how long until you troon out, coomer?
yes (i dont care if you're disgusted)
Was at the grocery store paying and a milf cashier with a mid face but banging body was checking me out and when we mad eye contact she froze for 2 seconds then looked away
the right side of my ribcage is bigger than the left, structurally, and I have scoliosis
i will never be beach body ready, I'm the corrupt shadow of a potential that I'll never know
Nice
no, i need to drop 10 kilo for my abs to show, next year it is i guess
>23 year old zoomer nurse has been hitting on me inviting me to her apartment complex to “use the pool”
>nurse
so what
Nurses (and just a majority of medical professionals in general) all suffer from narcissism and are batshit crazy
>nurse
So she’s a single mom
>use the pool
You'd better have those abs prepared, mate.
>zoomers
Are a fricking joke with no punchline
>living near a beach
ngmi
I'm deeply ashamed of my body. I haven't been to the beach since I was a kid
yes my body is b***h ready
For almost every single summer in the last decade or so I get to single digit BF, absolutely shredded with my vascular serratus popping out a la Zyzz all trimmed up and shaved basically ready to go on a professional shoot any day of the summer, but then because I'm a friendless kissless virgin I barely even leave my room and I'm just ripped beyond belief alone in my bedroom posting here on this board with the sun shining outside.
So no one ever even sees my gains except me every night in the mirror before I go to bed