It took me several hours to get one of these open with my bare hands. How do I fiz my hand grip?

It took me several hours to get one of these open with my bare hands. How do I fiz my hand grip?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    go the supermarket and practice opening jars until youre kicked out

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Psychotically based

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        praxis

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one ever said you shouldn't

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i tried opening one and my heart was beating so hard i thought i was going to faint

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >run hot water on lid for 5 minutes
    >dry with towel
    >open with towel over lid
    >viola, pickles

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    you are meant to crack them first, if you are somehow serious

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/77jlFMK.jpg

      It took me several hours to get one of these open with my bare hands. How do I fiz my hand grip?

      just use bottle opener with wider lip or whatever, not like one on knives or multitools

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        stop giving away trade secrets

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask your boyfriend to open it for you

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hot water on lid
    >grip with towel to increase effective diameter of lid
    >use your arms to exert force, not your wrists
    > give the lid a couple of sharp taps
    >nuclear option: stab hole in lid to release vacuum, use clingfilm to seal later

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No water required. Turn upside down. Tap tap tap the rim of the cap on a hard surface. That introduces a bubble in the seal and it opens easily.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Push down and twist, it breaks the seal easier

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I usually just ask my mom to do it for me

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's about technique, not strength

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ate 2 spicy deli style pickles earlier today
    >suddenly get a boner
    WTF. Why? I looked online and it says that these things cause high blood pressure which results in less boners. Did soi-ence lie to me again?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would they cause high blood pressure? Sodium?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah they def can, but doubt unless you drink it literally

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you thought you were sucking wiener, gayboi

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    just found out pickles are actually cucumbers

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the frick did you think they were, brainiac?

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you can do 15 unassisted pull ups you can do 10 towel pull ups. I do my regular pull up sets and then AMRAP them until my grip fails before moving onto pulldowns. Your routine should include some sort of pull up variation to begin with so you can sub them however you want. Don't buy one of those gay ass grip trainers, they're ineffective and unless you don't shower you should have a towel on you when you lift anyway.
    My gf can't open the peanut butter without a cloth, zero gains stolen.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is this shit actually low calories and good for cutting? Cucumbers are low cal, salt water has no cals at all...

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    u can open any jar by taking a butter knife and just spinning it while tapping on the corners of the lid. it creates pockets and will magically open

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What does spinning the butter knife accomplish

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks badass.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hours
    Why not just smash it on the ground at that point

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had trouble the other day even with one of those grip pads, but I really did tighten the lid last time I opened it.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >onions gripper.jpg

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