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In the kend it doesn’t even matter
in the kend it doesn't even mattel
It never Hasbro
This Halloween I'm gonna dye my hair, put up that hoodie and be the best fricking KEN I ken be and you and your blackpilled friends will never be kenough to stop me and my KENERGY.
Also frick the B*rbies gender war NOW
The only way to win a gender war is to cut off the clitorus of all vanquished combatants. And have instagram shut down, these b***hes wont last a month without their wand toys and constant attention from simp comments.
nobody watched this slop, stop pretending you did
I hope so too but then again there are people who eat cereal.
I'll watch it when a torrent comes out.
there could be theater recordings
I saw September as a streaming release date (so you can torrent HQ)
It was actually pretty funny
>watched like 15 minutes of a cam recording of the movie in a sudaca theater with english dub on a dodgy website
there was a fat person and a troony and a couple of homies within that time frame.
AAAAAA IM GONNA KENSOOOM YESSSIR FEED ME THE KENSLOP
dubs and OP immediately makes it
checked.
its over...
Kenergy levels spiking.
OP's kenna make it
trips and your post gets nullified right away
digits and you hand over all your gains to everyone in this thread
>Barbieland is a saccharine shithole where no one can have any emotions
>There is no purpose, no one ever does anything fun, no one strives for anything, they're all like cows chewing cud
>Men are treated so poorly that even just acknowledging they exist brings them to tears in the real world
>Women have more fun under the 'patriarchy' when Ken instates it
>Women desire control and power, and to take it back, they are emotionally abusive to men, they are manipulative to them and just all around unpleasant
>Women literally force men to fight in wars to instate their supremacy
>Woke people give speeches on how depressed and miserable they are, they are just generally angry and unpleasant people to be around
>The movie ends with admitting that bullshit utopias (let's face it, in this case a left wing one) are not possible and you need to live in the real world
>And with men being at their strongest by feeling purpose, and by supporting men, and for not being subservient to women, especially toxic women
They accidentally made an anti-woke movie.
>women are responsible for everything good in barbieland
>men are presented as idiots with a victim complex that ruin society as soon as they take over
>barbieland is also presented as the inverse to the real world
>>men are presented as idiots with a victim complex that ruin society as soon as they take over
The Kendom Come scenes are literally the only scenes in the movie where every single person on screen - save for a small clique of disgruntled b***hes who don't even live there, including Barbie because she LEAVES - is perfectly happy with their life.
Aye Ken lad, d'ya ken?
Ken can ken the Ken, but can Ken ken Ken's ken of Ken. D'ya ken Ken?
Aye, I Ken! That's kenough for the noo.
Movie still somehow ends with a quip about
>"Can we have a man on the supreme court in Barbieland?"
>"No, but maybe someday you can be a district judge"
and implies that men in Barbieland are as subjugated as women in real life. Despite the fact that the literal Supreme Court is half women.
>"No, but maybe someday you can be a district judge"
And yet STILL they choose to stay and make their world better for BOTH genders and work with them. Because men stay to fix things for the better. Barbie abandons her world. Ken mans up, gets abusive, neglectful women out of his life and stays to improve his reality. And this movie is supposed to be woke lol
To be fair, I think the idea that the film was “supposed to be woke” is more media narrative than it is reality. I think the movie was aiming to be mostly balanced. Greta Gerwig doesn’t strike me as a total psycho dipshit feminist.
she is israeli
She’s not. Her husband might be though. Either way I stand by what I said. I don’t believe Barbie was meant to be a radical feminist film. It probably would have been in the hands of worse writers.
>She’s not.
>I don’t believe Barbie was meant to be a radical feminist film
please bro...It had feminist themes throughout in a very overt way.
Doesn’t matter. You can parse her early life however you want or debate however many microseconds are based versus woke trash in this movie;
>it is still ~~*Hollywood*~~ corporate propaganda
Avoid at Al costs, don’t waste your money on it. If you have someone in your life who wants to see it, pirate it or buy a used copy down the line to keep your hard earned cash out of the studios hands. Frick ~~*Hollywood*~~ as much as possible, as hard as possible, in their wallet.
this. the movie isnt that well thought out (typical women) to be some political piece its just a comedy with some female "empowerment" moments
Because all the Kens are idiots still, They aren't going to give up competence.
The movie literally shits on both misogynists and misandrists. It makes fun of moronic 4th wave feminists. I don't think it was trying to be woke buddy. It's calling out 'woke' bullshit and the beauty is that some morons watch it and never get the actual message.
Reading people’s film interpretations on twitter, reddit, IST, etc. does not inspire a lot of hope for art literacy. It’s as if a majority of people are literally incapable of comprehending nuance.
The narrator literally makes a comment about how one day the Kens "might" have enough power in Barbieland as women do in the real world. There's a scene where a character gives some cringe monologue about how being a woman is so tough because of society and male expectations. The father character appears like twice, both times as a gag. Where did you get this impression it clowns on the woke? The closest thing I can think of is how there's clearly only two genders. Even the child, who is the closest thing to a stereotypical zoomer anti-capitalist, is never really shown as "wrong" when they go on another long rant and make Barbie cry. The film is definitely feminist and liberal leaning. Unfortunately, the political stance is as nuanced as a YouTube video from 2014. I'm surprised they didn't mention the gender pay gap.
>monologue about how being a woman is so tough because of society and male expectations
It didn't click that the women are meant to represent men in this movie and vice versa?
No. What does that even mean?
There is one comment about the real world and Barbie world being inverses of each other, but I thought that was pretty clearly simplifying the social hierarchy (i.e. women are second class citizens in the real world). I don't see how it extends to a point where a monologue about being a woman is actually applicable to men. The film is clearly feminist.
It's hard to be more obnoxious than giving a character give an uninterrupted monologue for a few minutes. I liked the film overall, but the third act started to take its toll, especially when the stock footage "isn't it great to be a human" montage played out.
Of course it does. Listen to the monologue again. Its applicable to men
Nobody is taking notes and doing an analysis and abstracting the events shown in a movie like this. It's literally a kids movie, just some fun feminist indoctrination. Most leftist bullshit is contradictory, anyway, this is nothing new and leftists don't care. Why do people go such lengths with this movie, desperately trying to find some hidden "real" meaning that is OMG BASED AND REDPILLED? You see men being idiots, the message is that men are idiots, period. Not some WELL ACKSHUALLY...
The cope with this movie is unreal.
>cringe monologue
That was a bunch of entry level talking points that have been parroted for 20 years. It didn't really say anything new or challenge the status quo. Obviously it was pro feminism, but not in an obnoxious way.
Civilisation is at heart a war between Ken and the Barbierians.
Ryan “the Goose” Gosling is a fricking homosexual who refused to show the US flag in a movie about the moon landing because he said it was a global achievement, not an American one.
Stop simping for hollyweird homosexuals, they’re soulless automatons.
I’ve seen First Man twice. The American flag is shown many times in the film including on the Moon during the landing sequence. Don’t get baited by twitter-tier outrage.
based frick the usa
Frick you eurohomosexual we hate you too, I didn't choose to be born here butthole
Why are the kens more likable than the barbies?
Because they're rounder characters.
I unironically bought this hoodie from Mattel's site, and I will wear it to the gym. Is it over for me?
>it's kenover
not
>this is the kend
that's AI marketing bots for you
how is this thread still up