>it's hot outside
I'm training in the calisthenics park
>it's raining outside
I'm still training in the calisthenics park
>it's fricking cold outside
I'm definitely training in the calisthenics park
>it's dark outside
I'm still training in the calisthenics park fr
>it's a government mandated coof lockdown outside
I'm literally and unironically still training in the calisthenics park
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gymcels could never
I hear it’s popular amongst the gays to go ‘cruising’ at the park at night.
t. fat gays that can't walk more than 2 miles without suffocating
No hate bro, just thought you should know.
No worries, nice b8 m8
>i hear
LolYou know that from first hand experience, you massive homosexual
Based.
There's a calisthenics park at literally any corner, you are lying to yourself if you can't find a place where you can do pullups. No excuses whatsoever.
Don't have one? Get standard size wooden rings (20 bucks) and now virtually every three or pipe or whatever becomes your calisthenics park.
As long as I can just walk to a calisthenics park and train I consider myself free as in freedom.
Man I fricking love this pepe. Makes me so fricking happy. Thanks for posting him bros.
He's unironically wholesome.
based based based
but if its too cold ima change my rooning route and head to the gym for the usual after-roon pullups etc, cold being 5 to -5
>it's hot outside
I'm training in my home gym
>it's raining outside
I'm still training in my home gym
>it's fricking cold outside
I'm definitely training in my home gym
>it's dark outside
I'm still training in my home gym fr
>it's a government mandated coof lockdown outside
I'm literally and unironically still training in my home gym
>it's calisthenics day
I'm still training in my home gym
broke ass homies who cant afford a gym
This is how every calisthenics bro looks like
Its actually quite ironic how calisthenics works. If you train to try to look cool doing tricks, you will look dyel as frick since this is optimal to pull of the tricks.
If you train to try to get good at a sport, like gymnastics, you will look more like a bodybuilder.
Most people do it to try to look cool so it always seems like only dyels do calisthenics.
Most people doing calsithenics are genetic dead end incels too lazy or scared to get a gym membership. That's why they never do anything harder than a dip or a pullup and look like the wojak i posted
Well I do calisthenics on top of my routine. I don't think there is anyone who seriously works out that doesn't do some form of weighted calisthenics. Perhaps you meant people who only do calisthenics
buddy you're posting in a thread about someone who goes to a park to do pullups, read the room
>read the room
>thinks OP is being serious with that image and post
>read the room
The irony even appears in calisthenics thread, let alone just calisthenics training
your brain is fried from all the ironic zoomer memes you fricking moronic homosexual
>read the room
>gets rustled
>read the room
lmao I don't even know what you are mad about
>Black person.gif
Someone doing calisthenics will live longer and have more functional strength applicable for daily human life, rather than someone lifting heavy weights for superficial muscles.
I prefer longevity over a brief period of looking "jacked". I still lift, but I also do calisthenics, all of it helps with martial arts. Merely lifting makes you a clumsy mass, you'll get fricked up if you ever got into a street fight.
you're not strong if none of the shit you do is loading your spine. it's called axial loading. also jfl at funcitonal strength? what are you doing with your strength that you couldn't do before? yo usure as shit have the same dyel homosexual b***h legs and weak spine. pray tell
>muh longevity
bugman subhuman mentality
>muh street fighting
there it is the manlet twink insecurity, you're a homosexual you have never been in a street fight with a stranger and you never will because you're an insecure b***h
>b***h legs and weak spine
In my martial art which I've done for 20 years, strong and steady core is essential
I have no problem squatting 200kg, I bench press 110kg, and I've never gone to a gym per se, for most of my life I've done bodyweight exercises and exercises with a partner. I weigh 90kg at 180cm. Only in the last 4 years or so I got my own home gym equipment, I always use the same weights and there's no reason going heavier. You'll understand once age starts taking its toll, kiddo. Mere maintenance is enough.
Are you aiming for Mr. Olympia or why are you acting so rabid?
>yeah i lift weights but let me tell you why calisthenics is superior
What are we even talking about here buddy? No doubt you're half rep ego lifting your squatting with that pathetic homosexual bench press.
>You'll understand once age starts taking its toll, kiddo
don't be condescending you dyel old c**t. this is your own failing
Get rid of this neuroticism and aimless hostility for your own sake. Your opinion will stay just that regardless of how mad you are.
take your own advice before writing multiple paragraphs of pure cope the next time
It's so foolish to diss calisthenics or calisthenics athletes' physiques like that. Same level of goofiness as saying shit like football > hockey, or nascar > f1, or bjj > boxing, or sprints > marathons.
>inb4 anons start stating objectively correct opinions on the shit above as well
why is it foolish? yes, most gym goers are absolute dyels but have you ever been to one of these calisthenics parks? i have and i have never seen anyone objectively absolutely strong and/or esthetic. pencil neck homosexuals with big lats effeminate b***h legs doing pullups x failure every single fricking day and end up looking moronic and they're still objectively weak
Neither I nor the other anon care about most gymgoers, or average calisthenics bro. You absolutely can develop a balanced physique with both approaches.
>i have never seen anyone objectively absolutely strong and/or esthetic
You're lying through your teeth. Plenty of guys look decent. The only objective measure here is strength and if you're low bf% and can do a couple of tricks you're pretty much guaranteed look good and have a V-taper.
>multiple paragraphs
But that's your dozen of posts above, anon, 'no u' declined.
>You absolutely can develop a balanced physique with both approaches
how do you develop traps and spine erectors with calsithenics?
also legs