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1. my will to live outside of the gym
2. my patience around boomers and femoids
3. and also of course my penis
>I don't play around with that bullshit, that romance
>I just look at them straight in the eyes and say "when we fricking?"
mic drop right there...hate or love him he reached the destiny..
>asking questions to a woman
Absolute Beta move. Give them orders if they don't want to obey they're adults they can say refuse.
Why do his arms look like fatceps even though he's liean
Hes not that lean in that pic. Look at him now
Why are his eyes dark like that I thought mine were dark from smoking weed with tobacco but he doesn't do anything like that as far as I know.
Minoxidil
Wait, how does minoxidil do that?
Hes Italian
He's a Turk.
He never sees sunlight, and jerk offs to porn 24/7.
Is there any evidence that he's not a virgin?
You think the seduction expert Alpha "Lemonade" Destiny is a virgin? Please.
He's pussy repellent. I'd be surprised if he wasn't.
Who is this short ugly bald manlet with shitty facial hair?
>We like cuddling! Muscles are disgusting! We don’t like men who are obsessed with the gym! We want to look better than the man!” they would say.
>At this point, I started getting annoyed with their behavior, and asked them the following question:
>“What type of man are you looking for?”
>They paused for a second, and replied “Well, obviously a nice guy that’s going to treat us with respect, and who can communicate in a way that does not offend us.”
>At this moment, I had a big smirk on my face, knowing damn well that what I was about to say next would cause them to flip out.
>“So then why do you cheat on your boyfriends for butthole guys like me?” I exclaimed.
>They were silent for a few seconds, and then suddenly went full b***h mode.
>“You’re such an butthole, Alex! You don’t talk to a lady like that! Go frick yourself! You don’t know what a woman likes!” they screamed.
>Of course, their words didn’t faze me.
>I just sat there in a calm and collected fashion, as I sipped on my cool glass of lemonade.
>After about 5 minutes of them ranting at me, I cut them off and said “So when are we fricking? Next Tuesday or next Saturday?”
>They quickly glanced at each other, as their eyes and mouths widened.
>“What did you just say???” they barked.
>“You heard me. Are we fricking next Tuesday or next Saturday?”
>Interestingly enough, they started giggling and eventually began playing my game.
>They would say things like “You are so bold! You are so bad! You are something else!”
>Just as expected, they were coming on to me
where's all that from?
From his website during his PUA era.
LMAO.
If the girl from few years ago saved a letter I wrote her on whatsApp , omfg , I would just hit her so she could send me it and I post the cringe here , honestly.
That’s a pretty huge clit
sometimes my little friend gets about this back after a rooning session
it's ok, the big ones hurt anyway