My friend got a lapdance from a Russian stripper with an ass like this at his bachelor party. I called her Treblinka and I laughed more than I have in years.
How do you even get this body? She must’ve never even walked anywhere in her entire life. Her legs are abnormally thin for her torso as well I swear the only way this could happen is if she’s been in a wheelchair for literal years during important growth phases
I am judging this hole incredibly hard.
1. shes a woman lol
2. she wore that thinking it was sexy
3. if asked about why she wore it shed probably say "for myself! its comfy!" when clearly it isnt
4. her body would only attract the drunkest and most desperate of tyrones
This is the female equivalent of pear-anon. Please tell me this is photoshopped.
No way a chick would willingly go out in a bikini with that bod
My friend got a lapdance from a Russian stripper with an ass like this at his bachelor party. I called her Treblinka and I laughed more than I have in years.
>Russian stripper
>Treblinka
What did this Anon mean by this?
Atleast her posture is fine.
>gets 1000 matches in a day if she makes a dating app profile with this picture
what's over?
Hank got a lot more effeminate over the years
How do you even get this body? She must’ve never even walked anywhere in her entire life. Her legs are abnormally thin for her torso as well I swear the only way this could happen is if she’s been in a wheelchair for literal years during important growth phases
A woman like that will have 12+ suitors while the average ISTizen will average a hefty 0.
This is a child
this is your mind on the american education system
Schillinger!
with a handful of alcohol and a thong
Prove it.
I'll be waiting over here jerking off
I really do hope it's a child just to spite you
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>he doesn't play in drop d
>only playing metal
I play drop d 7 string brah any genre you jelly? i bet you only play basic metal riffs lmao
Wish I still had my guitar to play this
gayot
I grabbed my guitar to try this tab and instantly recognized the king of the hill theme. I instantly lost.
Well done, anon.
Not a single "B-b-b-back that ass up" posts.
>ass
Where
>Hank Hill
>diminished glute syndrome
Does she sell propane and propane accessories?
I am judging this hole incredibly hard.
1. shes a woman lol
2. she wore that thinking it was sexy
3. if asked about why she wore it shed probably say "for myself! its comfy!" when clearly it isnt
4. her body would only attract the drunkest and most desperate of tyrones
I'd hit it if the front is fine
holy shit
actually laughed