ITT: Characters you used to think were jacked

ITT: Characters you used to think were jacked

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bear garden gnome ist auch a retarded cuckold revenge fabtasy, it never stips to make me chuckle. It's like that small weak kid draws pictures of how he punches his bully.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol no one ever thought this gnomish manlet was anything impressive.
      I spent half the movie wondering who "bear garden gnome" was referring to, because i couldn't believe it was this little gay

      Hahah yeeaaaapp

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The way you write makes me think your "friends" talk shit about you behind your back

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your assumption leads me to believe that you are in your early 20s, so therefore just a slightly overgrown child.
          You treat your social relations like a popularity contest. How pathetic and feminine.
          The people in my life are there because they WANT me to be a part of theirs. My friendships are old and happy enough for me to know this for a fact.
          You on the other hand are an insecure moron, surrounded by fakeness and therefore terrified of what "your friends" might think unless you act out some fake ass persona that you think they'll like.
          What a gay you are. You have my utmost disdain.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I spent half the movie wondering who "bear garden gnome" was referring to
        Yeah I felt the same

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tarintino is overrated. His movies are all style no substance. I don’t get why they’re so popular. They’re just like superhero movies without the superheroes. Ha ha that moron said motherfucker. Let’s make him say that about snakes too.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can't paint all of Tarantino with this brush. Reservoir Dogs has a plot every bit as intricate as its stylings. Pulp Fiction is brilliantly paced. I don't know what your problem is, exactly, but I imagine it's that you think broadly where smarter men think more in specifics.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I’ve always been underwhelmed by his movies. Like everyone loves them and I don’t agree. Pulp fiction was just another generic out of order movie for me. You know that bro that got raped? Wallace is like a Shakespeare actor. Kill bill is just a clone of a better Japanese movie you never heard of. I never seen RD, is it his best movie? I was talking shit about Adam Sandler movies all sucking until I saw the wedding singer which was great, but I heard he’s doing much better movies now, but every one of his movies I’ve seen just suck. It’s stylish and means nothing. You don’t learn or think after watching his movies. Kubrick was style and substance.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                That diner scene in pulp fiction was pro

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It means nothing. It has no substance. It’s as empty as a super hero movie or junk food.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's all movies then.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >MUH NO SUBSTANCE MOMMY I DIDN'T LEARN FROM IIITTTTT
                who cares moron

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You don’t learn or think after watching his movies.
                This is a good thing in my opinion. Movies are entertainment. Climbing up your own ass to smell your own farts is a shitty trend and always has been. I want to be entertained, if you can make me think well doing that good job. If you can't keep me entertained then nothing else about your film matters.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty low bar for quality, being entertained and also having a message. If you want to watch your gay gay disney for adults movies go ahead, eat up the mainstream propaganda.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                i hold the same opinion. its trash saved by good actors and camerawork.

                >You don’t learn or think after watching his movies.
                This is a good thing in my opinion. Movies are entertainment. Climbing up your own ass to smell your own farts is a shitty trend and always has been. I want to be entertained, if you can make me think well doing that good job. If you can't keep me entertained then nothing else about your film matters.

                that's not the point. if a movie is strong it moves you and you'll be entertained by it for another week. i forgot almost everything from tarantino movies within a day. you can only do the flashy gun trick so many times until it just becomes banal.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I’ve always been underwhelmed by his movies. Like everyone loves them and I don’t agree. Pulp fiction was just another generic out of order movie for me. You know that bro that got raped? Wallace is like a Shakespeare actor. Kill bill is just a clone of a better Japanese movie you never heard of. I never seen RD, is it his best movie? I was talking shit about Adam Sandler movies all sucking until I saw the wedding singer which was great, but I heard he’s doing much better movies now, but every one of his movies I’ve seen just suck. It’s stylish and means nothing. You don’t learn or think after watching his movies. Kubrick was style and substance.

              Reservoir dogs is loosely based on the HK flim city on fire isn't it?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have no idea. I wouldn’t be surprised though. He copied a lot of his movies from better Asian ones. Noobs say it’s based on lady snowblood but check out sex and fury. It’s better as a Japanese film, he Americanized then much. https://youtu.be/bj5A5k8LoKQ
                His western with Jamie foxx was terrible unless someone wanted to seem woke. His movies feel soulless to me. They feel way too safe, like the 300th anime episode.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      tbf the movie is terribly based because it is so meta that they have scenes like this where the audience cheers as POWs get tortured to death and then later in the film we see nazis cheer as Zoller kills a bunch of Americans in Italy yet somehow people are clueless to the irony. Obviously, nazis=bad but that doesn't forgive the war crimes the allies committed. There'd probably be far less neo nazi movements today if the allies didn't do shit like this plus the executions during the Nuremberg trials

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        > Obviously, nazis=bad
        ngmi

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >holding 4chan opinions unironically
          I can hear your' skinny-fat limbs rattle from here

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >holding kosher opinions in the vain hope for a sliver of hairy man pussy
            You were dead before you left the womb

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              let's not kid ourselves here man, you've never gotten any pussy. Keep holding those opinions tho, surely your life will improve with all those BASED BASED opinions

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why would I want hairy man pussy, bitch? That's more you forte' shit eater

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ahahah absolute King

              >holding 4chan opinions unironically
              I can hear your' skinny-fat limbs rattle from here

              let's not kid ourselves here man, you've never gotten any pussy. Keep holding those opinions tho, surely your life will improve with all those BASED BASED opinions

              Lol you pathetic worm. You utter pleb. Hahaha your existence is a cruel joke and boy am i laughing

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >believes in might makes right
                >loses

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The allies had more might though, their economy was between 2x and 5x larger than the axis depending on the year and the allied population was over 2x larger than the axis. Only thing axis had going for it was the surprise attack

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                So u admit the might was on the side of the allies.
                Doesn't that make the axis wrong by definition?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dubtrips are the icing on the cake, you baited him into that.
                Gg no re Nazis get fucked 1939-infinity

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"Did I do good, Mr. Rosenthal?"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome to gnomish media, if you can't beat your enemy rely on someone else to do it for you, then destroy his image and reputation post mortem. Examples, Hadrian, Longshanks, some Austrian painter.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Proofread next time please

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bear garden gnome ist auch
      Based germ

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's literally all of political discourse. From the beginning to now they write the opposition's argument for them in a coming strip or tv show or whatever and then imagine themselves beating it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      And yet they rule the world you resentful gay

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      COPE

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    can't believe I thought he was big

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s pathetic lol

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You get those muscles blasting tren?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Discipline.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lol

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Discipline.

          >You get those muscles blasting tren?

          kek

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He says bravery

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whats around his neck?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        German dogtags

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Discipline.

      JEJ'D

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DYEL af bruh shit is mid and not bussin

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Discipline.

      Excellent

      He says bravery

      No shit retard

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hugh Jackman in all X-Men movies. Not even impressive and toned

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey guys check out this character and definitely do not let this thread devolve into politics

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally every professional sportsperson and olympian looks like a joke if you've been hitting the gym properly for a few years.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody. I didn't actually care, like at all, about it until I started lifting myself. I imagine most people feel the same

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had just started high school and I thought this was unattainable roid physique

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      in both this album and his next (?) he used stuff to make him look more swole. here the glass shatter hides the size of his arms by obscuring the image between arm and torso to an effect of looking bigger. iirc the next he literally drew muscle outlines on himself in a flattering way lol
      kinda cringe but he's still based for so many funny things he's done over the yeard

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not the massacre cover

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ryan Gosling in this whatever this movie was lol

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this photoshopped?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He looks good.
      >huge?
      no
      >shredded?
      no
      But enough size to look big in clothes and lots of definition without unsustainably low bodyfat.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He looks good.
      >huge?
      no
      >shredded?
      no
      But enough size to look big in clothes and lots of definition without unsustainably low bodyfat.

      every woman I've met creams their panties over this physique

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. beta orbiter

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was going to say something similar. Women see this as the aesthetic ideal. He looks strong and masculine without being too threatening. He's got an adorable face. That's why you shouldn't worry to much about women's preference s. We can't all look like Ryan Gosling and there's nothing wrong with being fucking jacked. If you are looking for approval from others then it means a lot more coming from other men anyway. Men respect strength and the discipline it takes to build a statuesque physique. Women just want a guy who makes enough money to support a family and lesds the group in a positive and beneficial direction. Being a big cuddly teddy bear is just a bonus for them. They don't really process things visually like we do. That's why you always see the hottest women with successful men regardless of their body type.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is actually natty.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what did roidit randy mean by this?

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ryan Gosling in this whatever this movie was lol

      Hes a bit older here, Drive/PBTP was peak gosling build (29-31)
      Bigger arms less torso fat.
      Hes 35+ in the emma stone one so cant blame to softness.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    John Cena is a little guy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That peacemaker OP is kino

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't believe I used to think this was big

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If he's 6'4 he is big

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was there any backlash to how based the portrayal of the nazis was in this or was it to early in the leftist push?

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the idea of creating a wwii film where you felt bad for the nazis and de-humanized the allies was an amazing idea. in the end tarantino pulled his punch and the nazis were still the bad guys. I heard mossad actually had talking points inserted into the script. Is this true? Does anyone know?

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's a big guy

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Used to be my goal fizeek

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You must be over 18 to post on IST

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ed norton in american history x tb.h

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just say tbh. No need to fuck with the word filter.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/v94lve/contestants_for_the_ballybunion_bachelor_festival/

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