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How is that cursed, she's a sexy mike wazowski
>cursed
Alright OP show me what you consider a blessed physiques. I would fricking devour this semon demon
>she won't be my gf
peace is no longer an option
I'm 6'2 and the hottest thing I can imagine is a girl being taller than me.
frick off lanklet, us manlets need to tall girls to balance out our geneitcs
No, you need to stop breeding with your inferior genes.
I will have my 6 foot roastie as a 5'7 IST male and there is nothing you can do about it
>calling the woman you want to have kids with a roastie
Yeah I don't think anybody is actually worried about you making it.
Thats fine but youll be raising my kid she pops out
t. 6'4"
this is the only upside of being 5 11, that it's easier to find a chick that is taller than you. want to try it at least once bros
Bro I'm 5'5"/5'6" and I never meet women taller than me
In what kind of shithole country do you live? 5'5 is below average for women here, lmao
West coast murica. I almost never meet women taller than me because I'm just barely on/above the average for adult women here. Half sister had it even worse. She's a full grown adult yet she's 4'11" and has to shop on child sizes when she gets clothing
you mean cause they're not attracted to you? or cause you actually can't find them cause that i don't believe
Can't find em. Though that might be because my jobs like 99% male
bro i often see women taller or close in height to me, if only i could get between those long legs...
I'm 5'9 and an overwhelming majority of zoomer girls are taller than me.
Life is hell.
Are you Dutch?
people love this bint but she's laughably short
would be embarrassed to be seen with her tbh
I saw her once in person at Disney in Florida, just hanging out on vacation. Tiny. Cute enough girl but lacks "va-va-va-voom" because she is so small. Like 4'`10 small. Weird. Frickable, but weird. Not hot.
I want to wrestle her
I found her disgusting, but man she has to be TIGHT
Tight and dry, b***h probably hasn’t had a period in 3 years
holy shit shes like 3 feet tall
>tfw no literal doll gf
>holy shit shes like 3 feet tall
Speaking of
holy what a beak. this is the phenotype required for a position at the federal reserve.
So this is what its like to be 5'10
more like a 5/10
That nose
Her fricking fake reaction faces make me wanna inconvenience her slightly
20% of her body mass is just that fricking nose
>0:04
>oh no step bro im stuck in the washing machine help mee~
carrie june is hot as hell
She looks like she has a bigger dick that most of the posters here lmao
this is a true roastie tier comment.
If you decide to procreate with her, your lineage ends in the next generation unless you have a daughter. Avoid short women at all costs
Everyone loves short women until their sons turn out to be manlets...
My gf is taller than me lel try harder
sorry buddy but that makes her the bf
Hot and qt
Her legs are too big
I want to feel the shit out of her legs. Oil up and just grope and massage the frick out of them. Then run my tongue all over her thighs. Frick.
i just want a tall gf
hehe my gf is 6'0
Based tall girl enjoyer, mine too
Where's the fricking penis???
>those abdominal insertions
You really can't outlift your genes
I want to bite those traps
NOW THATS A TRAP(s)
I WILL make her mine.
She WILL carry my seed.
And we WILL be happy.
Where to cop breeding sow gf?
Holy shit shes perfect
Bonus cooms
https://streamable.com/1udg0q
what a fricking hobbit
Somebody has her of ?
I have a couple of images of her
sad she sells herself online
anyways post more lol
Nice, could you share a folder ? It's for a friend
>Breeding sow
>Woman with inferior genetics
Pick one
>womanlets
only good for IMAGINEing
Literally my dream girl
>tfw 5'3
Mine is 1.55 and Im 1.86
Living the dream man
Your son won't be living the dream that's for sure
my dad is 195cm, mom is 150cm
I ended up 170 cm
4'9 is 142 cm not 148 cm
https://forum.thotsbay.com/threads/defiantpanda-cora.10552/
where is the penis?
Hot
Hmmmm her tummy
Literally perfect
dear god
You're in the wrong thread, this is not the blessed physiques thread
>that obvious hip morph
I swear 90% of this website are curryBlack folk with the IQ of mayo now.
>that obvious hip morph
Please Rajith we know you just got the internet last month but you're embarrassing yourself.
Nobody analyzes random coombertain jpegs as closely as you do you dork. Who gives a frick if it's fake.
Turn off your computer and walk outside. Breathe some fresh air for once.
>being emotionally invested in the genuinity of a thot's selfie
>h-high iq b-btw
lol you gay, post body
I wanna cum so deep in her and turn her into a breeding sow for 10 kids.
The physical avatar of estrogen.
Created By God 4 Girthy Hispanic wiener
>Cursed physiques
>posts perfectly normal physique
>Normal physique
>Built like something you'd make on Spore
My sides
I used to give my spore guys poison spitting dicks though
SHE IS MY PRECIOUS ANGEL MY LITTLE SWEETHEART STAY AWAY FROM HER!
Guys, I am starting to think that they are not posting cursed physiques itt but actual cumbaits
please for the love of allah, post more or post name
based iqbal
Deu meu... La creaturinha
post the real one
Her hands are fricking massive for some reason, freaks me out.
I wonder if Miguel here got any flak from his employers once this picture started making rounds.
holy frick homie that's incredible!
Get rid of the high heals and you would have a very nice figure. The heals make you look like an alien.
looks like a natural barbie
she looks like alma from f.e.a.r
Only makes me harder
Frick, what a great game.
this is supposed to be "cursed"? i find it hot as frick
I wonder if Japan has female sumo wrestlers?
No
In fact females aren't even allowed to step foot in a sumo ring
If they do the ring needs to be purified
Not true, there are female sumo ringers, they just don’t have a federation
The fricking bullshit you spew with such confidence truly baffles me
BTW, they have been a thing since the 1500s
I would absolutely frick this plump woman. The grappling would make the sexo better.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2018/04/05/a-japanese-woman-tried-to-save-a-mans-life-in-a-sumo-ring-but-was-ordered-away-for-being-unclean/
The question was if there were female sumo ringers in Japan you fricking homosexual
cope
>washingtonpost
Also:
>tradition is more important than a single man's life
Epicly based.
>pomuposter
go back to jerking off to her nudes you cuck
But where's the lie? You're talking about females participating in a parallel informalized league, not as participants in Sumo as it's being discussed.
Not officially. Women aren't allowed in the sacred ring. There's some story of a local mayor having a heart attack whilst giving his speech in the middle of the ring and the officials dragging a lady doctor away for trying to help the mayor because dishonorable!
Rufus?
Poor frick. Could lifting save him? Broaden those shoulders?
he wouldn't be fricked if he had lifted in his formative years
now all he can do is bulk and build out of freak territory and thats it, imo "normal male" is his limit now
Damn... what tap water does to a mfer
My body use to unironically look like this. I'm not gay though so I never embraced it. Instead, I lifted heavy and got rid of any cowardice in my heart. I might still be a manlet, but i'll never be a b***h.
You can't control genetics or what god gave you but you can control your mindset. Not everybody in WW2 was a 6'2'' 300lb Giggachad, but even the small ones were warriors.
I'm 6' but I look like a twig homosexual, thanks for the hope, bro.
We lift for Napoleon!!!
>might still be a manlet, but i'll never be a b***h
they're the same thing
>punches you in the dick
Napoleon 5'2" though
Frick yeah man
he is fine tho? he should lift and get a diff haircut because his current looks are those of a twink, but nothing that he can't fix
homie wat
now this is an extreme case, but disgusting fatties like her think they're not fat because their genetics blessed them for not storing fat on their faces
this is unironically just an average non fat physique, a solid 5/10
hip dips, still, unfat yourself to make it less prominent
>he should lift and get a diff haircut
its a gay that takes estrogen to look more feminine
ngmi then
doesn't have to be all fat, in fact she really needs some muscle mass on
those calves are really showing her age
This b***h would bridal carry you to bed for non-consensual Amazon sex.
Why this fricking goblina didn't fix her nose yet? Her GIGANTIC fricking nose is ruining her entire face. Females are supposed to have small noses.
That's just very unfortunate body fat distribution. He still looks like shit because he's still fat as shit. That looks like 2 weeks worth of progress at best.
i think roids or something does it because alot of the really ripped women have these stretchedout and wide looking noses like hers
>i think roids or something does it
The only thing that can cause acromegaly is growth hormone (not a steroid) but you have to abuse the absolute frick out of it and have some sort of genetic predisposition. Nick Walker is running way more but his nose still look fine.
guy looks better on the right, more masculine and handsome
on the left he looks like a b***h
Are you moronic?
LMAO THE ABSOLUTE COPE
Looks like 50+ on the right.
Sorceress Adel over here
damn sandra bullock looks like THAT?
this is cursed as frick i feel intimidated thru the screen
Based not cursed
Disgusting
what a sneed oil diet does to a Black person
This has to be some delusional female to male
>how oda draws females in one piece is just unrealistic
okay then explain this
I could turn this woman into a paraplegic with a karate chop to her spine. She needs to bulk up.
No, it's you who needs to lose weight, jelly, fat roastie
and she could make you go into cardiac arrest by making you chase her slowly up a flight of stairs. What is your point?
Litteraly my gf lmao. Life's not so bad, except she doesnt want to get back in the gym for fear of getting too big...
ANOREXIA
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You're a lucky guy
Why does she have a penis
OK virgin
Really nice mons pubis. The bigger the better I want to get my nose in there
This is the one woman that could actually troon out and I would easily believe that she is a biological man.
Is that not a troony?
That's because he's a man eloel
this homie face look like a 30yo swedish man
to be fair this is a horrible haircut for her. if she grew it out and had it curly/wavy, it would help a lot.
>Claudio from fricking Fred
Is that a.....?
Woman
Yes it is anon
Meaty vegana? Yes.
Yeah... enormous xlit
NZ Prime Minister Jacinda Arden? Is that you?
MASSIVE labia
I would every single muscular woman in this thread except this one. I'm not sure what's different about her. Maybe her neck? Don't know.
Based checked and BWC
That's perfection
With all these veins she looks like me when I'm on XTC. That can't be healthy as a female.
Why is there bed in a public restroom?
I think that's just a box filled with towels? Might be a hotel/nice public bathroom
It's a changing table for babies. They're usually cushioned so the baby doesn't have to lay on hard bathroom stone tops while having it's diaper changed.
to get some HWD action
to sleep in the bathroom
I'd guess for disabled and mothers. Look at the bars in the back close to the toilet.
WOAH WHAT THE FRICK I KNOW THESE PEOPLE
Real woman vs troony
>click on cursed physique thread
>scroll through pictures of uncursed physiques
For a second I honestly thought this was an April Fool’s thread until I remembered that it’s July.
This shitty thread was made by fatties who cope by calling thin and fit women abominations while complimenting fatties.
That's a man
frickin kek
turnbull tounges my anus
This one always gets me. I can't even fathom the drive this man has. Most people, even manlets, who work out have continuous visual proof that they're looking better. It makes it easier to hit that workout when you're not in the mood when you can look in the mirror and see how you're becoming more attractive. But this gentleman managed to keep to what looks to be a pretty solid workout regimen (minus chest?) while gaining absolutely nothing in attractiveness. If anything, the muscle kind of makes him creepier looking. God bless this man and his superhuman willpower
I wonder what he's up to these days.
He just needs to fricking shave jesus frick why cant anyway give him some positive shit frick sake fricking scum
There are ppl who look worse than him, and never lifted a fricking dumbbell, maybe, just maybe there is a problem in the mental departament of these low lives.
>Never give up, never surrender
>reddit
>ifunny
can these shit worth humans just go back to their basements
>dom seeking sub
lol
if this dude put that much drive and energy into actually lifting and building muscle he would probably look better. This physique looks like that P90X shit from the 200's where you just do a million reps of sit ups and push ups and zero weight lifting to actually build muscle. That P90X shit just makes you a ripped skeleton.
You're lying to yourself if you don't think he'd be drowning in pussy if he had a full head of hair, though.
This guy haunts my dreams, was his belt too tight? Is it genetics? Will he ever not look disturbing and revolting?
>was his belt too tight
what the frick does that mean hes just fat
This is literally my physique on the left.
Is there any hope for me bros?
eat less carbs, also perpetually be in that cowboy stance where you pretend its high noon
Checked ugly monster
Belt too tight = weird inverted waistline
Ouch, sorry bro. Legit unsalvageable
I have similar genetics. Even right now at 12-15% bf I have 0 fat anywhere except my belly and love handles. I have super defined abs up to my bellybutton and than just a gut. It's fricking horrific
>was his belt too tight?
holy kek
I'll never understand fizzicks like this. How does that happen? Is it from really tight pants that leave a permanent indent?
London???
Put her on leg day and she's a 10
shopped, post the real one
That crack is too powerful for my HD
white homies will break up the biggest musical group in history just for some mid asian pussy
>Yoko's Hank Hill tier ass
frick, kill
VGH...THE SUCCUBIS OF JAPAN...
>cursed
moron thread?
?t=20
I half expected the TV to drop a couple of inches when she moved to the right.
Probably optimal if you're trying to minimize boobs to vegana distance.
She's pretty close to perfect.
This on the other hand is all sorts of cursed and disgusting.
> Hates women more fit than him.
DYEL.
She's not fit and not a real cyclist. She's a fat pig model for fetish freaks.
This is what a cyclist looks like.
I'm always in /fph/ threads hating on the fat fetishists. You're either trolling or misappropriating that label. She could lose 10-15 lbs but she's not even close to being "pig model" material.
I have a feeling YOU'RE the fat fetishist playing israeli reverse psychology.
homosexual detected
gross! stuff like this makes me want to PUKE do you have other disgusting examples
Billie Eilish is built like a fricking dump truck
how the frick did she get so ugly holy shit b***h hit the wall at 20
She was never pretty
the only thing cursed about those legs is that they arent wrapped around me
How do you do upperbody squat?
>tries pushing the cart out of frame
im always astounded she was too lazy to just make a new video
>im always astounded she was too lazy
it takes half a second of looking at her to realize she's lazy beyond belief
I have no idea what she's doing, it looks like she's just collapsing in on herself.
couldn't you censor your willy you homosexual
Forskin covers glans so technically censored
Check mate
This guy's physique
that's a guy?
Unfortunately.
>not wanting to plow that boipussy
no need to tell me you're gay like this
Have you fricked "boipussy"? It's not a good time. Stop watching porn and get your life together.
<---- this is a guy too
Isn't this the guy who got addicted to sissy hypno at like 12 and doesn't have an inch of masculity lest because of it? Sad but hot, post more especially the porn
>Isn't this the guy who got addicted to sissy hypno at like 12
Yep. He claims that estrogen is illegal in his country and was only able to find an illegal hookup 2 years ago but idk if I believe it because he is unable to have any type of erection and/or ejaculation.
>post more especially the porn
I'm on nofap and don't want to get banned. I promised myself no more degen porn so have this picture before I delete it.
>He claims that estrogen is illegal in his country
Then how did he get those boobs
Wait you're right. He said he started taking illegal estrogen pills at 8, LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
2:15 is when it's said
>he started illegal estrogen pills at 8
no wonder this is the most passing troon I've ever seen, also his porn is great but I can't never really find his channel anywhere
>jerks off to her
>still feels the need to make sure to let everyone know he thinks she's a "troon" and making sure to use the wrong pronouns to fit in
you're already jerking off to trans girls bro, just embrace who you are
moron logic. If I frick a man i'm still calling it a man. It has nothing to do about "making sure other people know blah blah blah...", it's just being in tune with reality.
low IQ stance
>moron logic
If you didn't know who blondelashes was and just saw her out on the street, you wouldn't even think twice about her being a girl.
The correct pronouns will never be she/her, no matter how much he tries. Also, it's becoming much more obvious given how fast he is aging.
How about you all go and gas yourselves?
your kind is withering loser
Than Brazil for fat transfer. I can’t frick a trap without one
Darky is the real deal
Literally me
so cursed 🙁
She likes Kirby, so she gets a pass
Twitch thots are a phenomenon future scholars are going to study in the future, I swear. Tried to listen to this cutie and almost fell asleep 5 mins in. Never understood why bros don't just fap to porn real quick then move on to something less mind-numbingly boring.
its not about fapping, its about the girlfriend experience. i unfortunately have to admit i have been sucked in briefly during certain times, nearly falling in love with emiru (not delusionally) and hoping i could meet a girl like her one day. yeah i know thats fricking pathetic and i stop myself but if you want an answer why simps watch her and other girls, there it is. most of the loose girls dont get nearly as many viewers since the aren't "gf like"
This is true cursed. The averageness is infuriating. There's no niche to sell.
Imagine having fat arms like that and garbage chesticles. This is a woman that projects a super confident persona but on the inside she is dying. Her father had down's I think.
>This is a woman that projects a super confident persona but on the inside she is dying
Anon I don't think you understand just how many beta orbiter simps even the most average women have, at least until their mid-30s.
MODS
what am i looking at? is that a micropenis?
It's a feminine penis
or a really big clit. who knows anymore in these fricked up times lol
You do know. Stop pretending you don't.
it's a tiny penis
She's just wearing heels you autist
Checked, Bayonetta if she real.
a girl has a thigh gap/legs like this where i work. i don't get how it;s possible but i like it and i cant stop staring
on a different note, i used to work with a HOT very short girl, and she had an absolutely amazing thigh gap. physical work, used to watch her bend over. i've never had my primal urges so tested.
Reddit randy makes the best threads
Thanks Mrs. Skeltal
frick, can you imagine her + about 50lbs. sex dream-tier
>can you imagine her + about 50lbs.
Can you imagine majority of that weight going into her midsection and cankles? This is what might happen. Besides, she pretty tall and tall people have moronic body fat distribution.
she still has visibly decent breasts even at that weight. im not getting your theory
Too spooky
Miss Auschwitz
How does she have so much booba when she's literally bones?
cosmetic surgery or good genes
literally perfect
>cursed physiques
Mine
that looks hot. my ugly cursed manlet physique looks awful because all the stretching to try and get taller has just made my upper body longer than my legs
>all the stretching to try and get taller has just made my upper body longer than my legs
what
>all the stretching to try and get taller has just made my upper body longer than my legs
He doesn't stretch his lower body too. You're NGMI to average height bro
wait does this actually work?
how much height did you gain and with what training
she is perfect, could probably add 5-20 lbs and still be good
those are some Bayonetta proportions. Pretty hot
Aryan trips for aryan godess
Trips depicts how many times I'd breed such genetic specimen, ffs.