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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is he doing?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, there doesn't appear to be any sun in the photo but he's basically "tanning his balls," which some unhinged weirdos thinks actually does something.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        It gives ball cancer is what it does

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Does ball cancer increase T levels though?

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the absolute state of IST
            I must believe that was an unironic question

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Does it?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s literally Diplo being stupid. You fricking gays will fall for anything lmao

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds promising, I might go to the local park and try it out later

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. It's worse. If it was balls he wouldn't be lifting his legs.
        He's tanning his butthole.There was a fad like that before.

        Tanning your balls works. Tanning your butthole is a humiliation ritual for esoteric brainlets

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Technically, I believe he is "sunning his perineum" which is the skin in between his balls and butthole.

          Absolutely moronic no matter what, but...

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Tanning your balls works.
          No it doesn't

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Getting sunlight on your balls quite literally gives you a significant test boost. Look it up.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          i have UV lamp for my plants. Will it work if i shine that at my balls?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The most vital area of your body
        Tells you all you need to know about these morons

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >need the sun to reach most vital area
        >bleed to death as I rip my chest open to sun my heart and lungs

        Lost gains. Wouldn’t recommend.

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holding a gun in your hands

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I gotta tell you, this is pretty terrific
      HAHAHAHA YEAH

      • 12 months ago
        uvo11

        I can tell from your fingers that you're fat

        Keltec is based though

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice guns fatty

          I am NOT fat
          please rescind your statements

          >the two shittiest saturday night specials that $120 could buy
          Amazing

          Everyone wants at least 2x that for theirs these days it's silly
          tfw missed the last run of P32s that were going for $150 new

          • 12 months ago
            uvo11

            friend I rescind it.

            I miss weekend gunnit

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              you have to go back

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >No forearm veins
            ok pudge boy

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I can tell from your fingers that you're fat

          Well you ARE on IST

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice guns fatty

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the two shittiest saturday night specials that $120 could buy
        Amazing

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I for one will appreciate the reference

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        sneed

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can tell ur fat

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        you could use both hands and quadruple wield

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >needing to hold a weapon to feel strong
      I am the weapon.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >*shoots at your head from a distance*
        not so tough now, eh, big moron?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Margo Hayes is patrician taste. I will always stay loyal to Hannah Meul tho.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >those legs

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/43IHEoY.png

      I gotta tell you, this is pretty terrific
      HAHAHAHA YEAH

      Nice penis enhancement

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek bait but anyone who belives this is moronic
        >you want to defend your family and property from thugs and degenerates? guess you have a small penis!

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          I tried my penis when my place was broken into. The police arrested me, the intruder needed counselling, and now I'm on a list. Just use a gun.

          There's a difference between wanting to protect your family and only feeling powerful when you hold a gun in your hands

          One is natural self defense. The other is control and masculinity issues

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gun gays are wild. I know guys with multiple safes full of rifles and then I ask when they sighted in their recent purchase or been to the range and they’re like “uhhh it’s been about a year a half maybe 2” I’m not even no guns I have multiple I dove and hog hunt with and use just not a safe full I jerk off to

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              >go to the range.
              Kek I live on a "range" moron. But yeah jokes aside modern gun culture is so fricking gay you know the gear-gayging thin blue line fed-flag tacticool moron shit. Also the range-rat, by the book, technique "experts" are also gay imho- the best way to learn to shoot a gun is growing up with them and just doing it all the time. Having said that I'd love to have 50 safes full of guns, in fact cannot think of a gun I'd actually turn down, there is no such thing as too many guns, and I realize that in the scheme of things being cringe about guns is alot better than being cringe about- idk vidya, gay shit, or jap cartoons etc.

              It is really all hobbies that have been fricked by this social media hobbyist culture. Hunting is no different. Go to a hunting board and it is the same gear-gayging, nitpicking, everyone believe they are some special expert and wants to prove it kek. You could post the biggest buck ever killed in your state and 15 frickers would chime in saying "should have given him another year" etc.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >in fact cannot think of a gun I'd actually turn down, there is no such thing as too many guns
                Ave nex alea

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                This sites contrarian culture in general is part of it you could post a thread on IST stating dog shit tastes awful and there will be gays saying it’s actually not that bad and that you were filtered

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not just this site though it is the whole internet. Anyone who spends their time posting about their hobbies rather than just... doing their hobbies probably has some kind if hardcase-moron complex where they get off more on talking about it than actually doing it.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                This cuts deep

                wrong again guess your j/o crystal is wrong or not charged enough

                It glowed last time I jacked it with a bro who also had a crystal which was Saturday so it should be fine

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                And keep in mind I think it is reasonable to post with other people online about your hobbies but I definitely think there is a subset for whom that is the primary driving aspect of the hobby.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                you know you're alright bro

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                It really doesn't take that bad though. And it boosts your T.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            The idea of the person who carries a gun to feel powerful is a liberal fantasy, and given the number of them who finally go to the gun range and say they feel so powerful with one, I'd say it's a great deal of projection. Probably complete with the tiny dick.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              >its only a liberal fantasy

              Holding a gun in your hands

              >unironic comment in a right wing forum

              https://i.imgur.com/43IHEoY.png

              I gotta tell you, this is pretty terrific
              HAHAHAHA YEAH

              >unironic agreement to an unironic comment in a right wing forum

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/nV65UZH.jpg

            There’s a lot of guys out there that equate everything men that aren’t them take part in as meaning you’re a gay or have a small dick.

            Imagine being in a thread for esoteric test boosts you come here with only surface level knowledge
            https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/16866740/

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          There’s a lot of guys out there that equate everything men that aren’t them take part in as meaning you’re a gay or have a small dick.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I tried my penis when my place was broken into. The police arrested me, the intruder needed counselling, and now I'm on a list. Just use a gun.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel that way about a sword more than a gun. Idk why

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing feels the same as a SAA 45., swords included.

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nicotine intake.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fake and gay association.

      • 12 months ago
        uvo11

        check this study out. It has very low risk of confounding because it looks at the same subjects before and after quitting smoking.

        It seems pretty clear that smoking cigarettes increases testosterone.

        • 12 months ago
          uvo11

          https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/0026049595902945

          Fake and gay association.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            interesting. i clicked on another study that it was cited in (https://www.scopus.com/record/display.uri?eid=2-s2.0-84876060685&origin=inward&txGid=90dad598aa45775a7a34d499f43bf2a0) and it said

            > After one year without smoking, a significant BMI increase and SHBG decrease in former smokers was observed. The decrease in total testosterone was non-significant.

            googled SHBG down, and basically if your SHBG is lower, it allows more of your total testosterone to be available for your body to use. SHBG rises as you age and your T falls.

            tl;dr conflicting results, no clear answer, could raise or lower T

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Unless I'm misreading it, the study examined a sex hormone before and after they stop smoking, with the latter having lower levels. That doesn't necessarily mean that smoking increases test; in fact, I'd wager that the increased stress and associated fatigue from addiction withdrawal probably fricks with your test, and is what led to this measured outcome.
            >name
            I unironically hype myself when lifting by imagining I'm uvo.

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ball stretching.

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saying “no thanks” when they ask if you want a receipt

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek.

      I say, 'good, thanks' when retail staff just say 'hi'. Now, that's a power play.

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Happiness boost test. You unlock fleeting happiness by achieving your daily goals. Set up daily goals for the next day every night and get your shit done. Stop looking for short cuts or years down the line you will still be here asking for esoteric advice. Take control of your life and make things happen one day at a time.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How to be miserable for the rest of your life 101

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Joke’s on you, I’m already miserable.

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your butthole is the most absorptive part of your body, so if you are buying some plastic underwear you offering endocrine disruptors the best pathway possible to frick up your testosterone. Only wear 100% cotton.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      True, but applies to balls too.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wearing underwear
      lol....lmao!!! never gonna max your test wearing underwear my dude you gotta let it all go! gotta let em hang loose!

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Walking with your hands pronated. Apes do it and their jacked af

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    nofap and hating women

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Raised mine like 40% in 6 months by taking Fenugreek extract. Tested my T before and after. There is a solid study out there on this (using Fenugreek with 20% protodiascins). I don't know why no one talks about it.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fenugreek with 20% protodiascins
      Where can I find this in Europe?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fenugreek is also known as methi seeds in South Asia. Also cause b***h breasts apparently. Can someone verify?

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do I get the ASMR feeling from people spouting esoteric bullshit?

    I know it's bullshit, yet it feels good listening to their confidence and point of view

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have sex (with females) without ejaculating
    Touch grass with your bare feet

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sunlight on as much skin as possible not only boosts test but is good for you in general. Don’t go out and get burnt to a crisp but sunlight daily will make you feel better.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's been sunny where I am for three weeks. In may, almost June.

      the big kicker is that I live in California, in the bay area. paying out the ass for rent in a shitty city full of homeless people and shit and uppity crazy people on the subway and I haven't even seen the sun in a while.

      fricking climate change, goddamn.

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly believe constant heavy exposure to certain plant pollens increases your test.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nattys will wander around huffing pollen like a fricking bee instead of just pinning test
      OHNONONO

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek no moron I just spend all my free time in the woods and would anyways whether it is true or not.

        Anyways this was always an old rumor from old timers about spending time in pine stands making men more manly. Idk I don't supplement anything, I don't even take NSAIDs, havent been been a doctor in five years, much less roids kek

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        some people just dont want to have to keep pinning every week. I have nothing against doing it, but its just a hassle if you travel a lot, or cant afford it.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      it is true, but pine pollen is proven to increase test
      most likely all pollen does

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    talking to hot girls
    having sex with hot girls
    winning at anything even darts amongst friends
    but most importantly pic related

  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Esoteric test boosters
    Watch this video if you're a semen retainer:

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is precisely the type of thing that this thread should discuss
      thanks for sharing!

  17. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    chopping wood. been shown in studies to boost testosterone more than any other physical activity

  18. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    jerking off over 5 times a day. We all know that one or two faps kills your test however if you push yourself to your limit. To the point where cuuming is no longer pleasurable then you will get a massive test boost. Did it for a week and broke all of my PRs.

  19. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    gungays fear the bow & arrow chads

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bow and arrow chads
      I agree, but that "bow" is for exclusive use of homosexuals and b***hes, might as well use a crossbow if you need so many gadgets for your bow to use it.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        i only bowhunt deer if you get them in the heart or lung and they don't run the meat tastes better but you probably have never hunted and buy your meat at a super market kek

  20. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dancing/jogging meditation
    Cardio until you get hallucinations
    Dancing in front of the Sun / in front of the Moon
    Howling, literally, at the Moon in the forest
    Dancing around a fire

    These are some of my (tied to exercise) esoteric boosters.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      interesting

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      the girl version of this is astrology

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I delve in astrology (girls) on occasion.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Me likey that image.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            There are several more (like 4 more I think) in the same style, but they're more NSFW so I shan't repost them.
            Reverse image search should land the rest of them in your hands though, best of luck.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks anon!

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tell me how I know you’re a pencil neck stem gay computer programmer atheist

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          bigger than you and wrong on all accounts kek

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Then you’re some euro-cuck who’s had all their soul and culture stripped away

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              wrong again guess your j/o crystal is wrong or not charged enough

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Astrology CAN boost Test if you know the cycle :

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          i kinda wanna build a deck or something in my back yard that has a post where the sun rises on the winter or summer solstice

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cardio until you get hallucinations
      based cardio hallucinations enjoyer
      I've had profound insights while listening to this song while doing this if u want to try it

      ?t=734

      also since summer is here, try running under the sun till you hallucinate, then go home, DON'T shower, eat a beef steak and focus on the feeling on being alive

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll give it a try, thanks fren

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          thats what i want for my backyard

  21. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do tan my balls but just for even coverage. I know vitD raises test but I figure it gets moved around by the blood and will reach your Leydig cells anyway. That said I'm not about to cover my nuts when I sunbathe, no sir

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if that anon is sweating cause people keep reposting his wife

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just busted a fat one to her, That cuck should be feeling disgusted now, Guess that teaches him to not show off his girl again

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      why are you posting fat girls you disgusting fetishist

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      This woman is Asian, probably Chinese ancestry. Am I right?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think so

        Just busted a fat one to her, That cuck should be feeling disgusted now, Guess that teaches him to not show off his girl again

        not unbased

  22. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he hasn't even read the forbidden scripture

  23. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    EDTA, it removes mercury which is highly estrogenic

  24. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    chopping wood prooven to increase test

  25. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Epic fart

  26. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crystals, magnetism, and vibrations

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Diamond is a stone of Mars, it grants boldness and aggression, it is emphatically not a love stone. I believe this chart is either a troll image or was made by morons/moderns, possibly both.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        You ever love so much it turns into hatred?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is based on what?
        I can also say that cotton string has the vibrational energy of virility, patience and gratitude

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >test boosters
      >posts his anal beads collection

  27. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is what internet addiction makes you do eventually. Scary stuff

  28. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    i had 63mg zinc with a dozen eggs every day this week and i gotta say it's been based

  29. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Borax

  30. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Testing

  31. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you know you know.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      is that galena?

  32. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spiking a volleyball on a manlet

  33. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me is watching porn, refusing the urge of fapping and only discharging having sex with TN gf

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me its banging trannies then getting girls to suck me off afterwards without them knowing i just buggered a trannies butthole

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