ITT: funniest things you see at your gym

For me, its the 30 something year old virgin dyels that just started lifting because they think that'll help

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lifting isn't going to make me healthier?

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    In a way, you're right.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i thought i was too old to have a baby
      >baby is moronic
      pottery

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thinking a mans sperm degrades with age as a women’s eggs do, and even that’s more common with first time mothers

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did you have children when you were 16? No? Shut up then

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >asian wife
      >mongrel child

      Absolutely brvtal

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      white women are afraid of this
      >if i have a baby ill get fat and wont be able to binge drink
      >I havent dated anyone for more than three months since middleschool

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nice house
      >looks good
      >beautiful wife
      >beautiful daughter
      I hope I can have a life like this when I'm 36

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        honestly i would consider myself blesse if it were just the house

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          even with the house a white girl would rather do drugs and eat takeout food on the floor of her apartment she is renting in her 30s than get married/have kids

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I want a life that’s been social media washed into looking perfect
        woman is probably a b***h and the guy is probably a fricking butthole. kid will be fricked up by 14 from the constant fighting and will get pregnant

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          wmaf daughters do fine generally speaking, she'll just find her own white man

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >That looks nice to you? Well, I just made a bunch of negative shit up in my head. Doesn't look so nice now does it?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’s always this way. Imagine constantly shoving a phone into your family’s face for your social media “”””career””””

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          thats a lot of assumptions there buddy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      wagmi

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nearly spat my coffee out at the cut lmao. At least he got a daughter instead of a future school shooter.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      WMAF DAUGHTER BOYS HE WON THE COINFLIP

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine in the future asian women only have asian daughters and america is full of hot HAPA girls that thirst for white men...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adoption is always great.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >told myself I’d never fall for an Asian girl
      >proceeded to fall for a Japanese/white girl
      Fug

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate that ugly Black person so much. I hope he gets seriously injured.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's perpetually injured due to the amount of gears he is on.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >amount of gears
        good morning sir

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What’s your problem man? Larry isn’t a bad guy in the slightest.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's black

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some people are just full of hate, there is no reasoning with them

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Larry makes me feel better about my small calves

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Remember when he said he was going to come off the gear? He just can't help himself

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dude at my gym
    >DYEL
    >easily 20% BF
    >always wears tank top and sweats
    >in the almost two years I’ve seen him at the gym I’ve only seen him do 2 different exercises, bicep curls and tricep cable push down
    >does all the bodybuilding poses constantly
    >he spends more time posing than actually exercising
    >has 0 muscle definition
    >have seen no improvement in his physique over this time
    >you can see even through his sweats he skips legs
    >people stare at him and think he’s a weirdo that has no clue what he’s doing, he probably takes it as everyone miring him

    I’ve always wondered what his goals are. Like when I first saw him I thought maybe he was just a noobie that wanted to lose weight, get shredded, and maybe compete with all the posing he’s doing. But he literally just curls, poses for like 20 minutes, then finds different areas of the gym to pose. I really wonder what’s going though his head.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like he’s mentally ill

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like you're scared to make a new fren, anon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like he’s mentally ill

        He’s just strange. Like, I haven’t seen him be confrontational to anyone. In fact,
        I don’t really see him talk to anyone at all. He’s in his lane doing his own thing. Which is all fine and well. I just really wonder what exactly he trying to accomplish. Like he does lat spreads and stuff but I’ve never seen him do anything other than arms. And I see him at least twice a week at the gym, for almost 2 years not. Surely I’d have seen him do something else by now, but no. Just curls, push downs, and a lot of posing.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not as severe but I see little zoomer twinks flexing in the mirror for over half their gym time all the time. Wtf are they flexing? There’s nothing to see. Maybe im just an autistic moron but I never had the motivation to flex or pose at the gym until I actually saw some serious results. Even then I kept it pretty minimal

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Zoomer twinks all all narcissistic and are obsessed with posing because they actually think it makes them stronger because a biomutant geared dyel "influencer" on tictac cited a single study where posing increases testosterone by 20% and filled in the blanks of testosterone = muscles. Then, their audience of 100s of millions of preteens descend upon the gym and leave it a wasteland of gaunt skellies and human-lard half breeds desecrating zyzz's legacy

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              lay off the hoppy IPAs and bacon

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What about the manlets? Always bulking and bragging about their 2 plate bench KEK. Don’t they realise that woman don’t care and it’s all about height?

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so what’s the alternative? just do nothing and never improve because you passed a certain age?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any dyel gays in the gym. Why even bother if you don’t even look like you belong there?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The biggest blackpill of all: you can't outlift shit genetics

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The girls who go to the gym with a full face of makeup on.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine participating in this shitass demotivation thread instead of lifting

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i already lifted today. im bored entertain me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >demotivation
      Did the DYEL millennial get his fee fees hurt? Don't worry I'm sure year 34 is the year you turn it all around

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what do you want him to do, give up?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ideally, yeah. More open machines for me to use

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        this. hate fatties and dyellennials taking up space at the gym

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The 20-25 year olds who travel in packs and congregate by the water fountain looking like they're trading Pokemon cards but it's just them talking shit about what BCAA mix they're boofing this week. What's the saying about beauty being wasted on the youth?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Indians with white girls annoy me. Im a white boy virgin and im pissed.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >because they think that'll help
    Ask yourself "with what?" at end of sentences like that. They probably have not working prostate. Feeling emasculated they go to the only place in todays society that is still masculine.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be at the gym
    >Doing some bent over rows
    > Some asian guy comes in, good shape, seen him around the gym a couple times
    >he sets himself for hipthrusts
    >while setting up his headphones turn off for some reason
    >Party In The USA starts playing loudly on his cellphone
    >kekd but didnt want to laugh in his face
    >he starts doing his set
    >after like 3 reps he lets out the nastiest fart
    > "oh shit" he rushes out to the toilet
    Never wanted to laugh so hard at the gym but still felt bad for him cause i’ve always been afraid that the same thing would happen to me

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