ITT: Lesser talked-about Noob mistakes. >Not doing a 0th rep

ITT: Lesser talked-about Noob mistakes

>Not doing a 0th rep
>Thinking 25lb sand weights weigh the same as 25lb metal weights
>"It's OK if I don't work out within 2 hours of consuming protein, the protein doesn't travel straight through my digestive system and isn't wasted"
>Doesn't know listening to music while working out is $0y for your ears
>Doesn't know white people have to work out twice as hard to get the same results as black people, Asians 4x as hard

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would someone really tell lies on the internet?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you moronic or something?

      25lb sand weights weigh the same as 25lb metal weights
      't know listening to music while working out is $0y for your ears

      ?????

      This is the most dyel thread I have ever seen

      IST has fallen. IST has collapsed.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you moronic or something?

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn't tip the spotter
    I cringe pretty hard when I see it

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    letting your heels touch the ground during a squat
    you should be on your tippy toes when you squat
    also never use a power rack or any safeties at all cause those are so lame they will cause your estrogen to go up

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thinks it is np to consume whey and creatine at the same time

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lubing the squatplug

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Doesnt know that creatine causes balding

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Asians 4x as hard
    tfw exception, outlift everyone at office gym while only going 1-2x per week when they go 5x a week doing ppl.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      hello sir

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    25lb sand weights weigh the same as 25lb metal weights
    't know listening to music while working out is $0y for your ears

    ?????

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      music gives you pleasure which disrupts your endorphins/dopamine/serotonin levels which ruin the workout. listen to Gregorian chants (God would not allow His music to disrupt your body) or nothing at all.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ahhhh, so $0y is ess ow why

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      same principle as a kellagram of steel being heavier than a kellagram of feathers

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the most dyel thread I have ever seen

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well the first two are true

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    God i hate you so incredibly fricking much. The /misc/ and tiktok brainrot infested this board so much now that it became nearly impossible to find threads that arent just blatant misinformation, rage bait or political propaganda. Why cant you guys just be subhumans somewhere else?

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Keeping your eyes open while using free weights
    When your brain sees that you’re in a familiar environment doing an activity that makes sense, it makes you ease up a bit, preventing optimal muscle exertion. To combat this, you must close your eyes/blindfold yourself and imagine yourself in a life-or-death situation where moving the weights is critical (using drugs helps with this a lot). Your lifts will shoot up and you will use much more of your muscle capacity, which in turn will cause increased caloric burn and faster muscle growth. I’ve found that screaming to fit whatever situation you’ve envisioned also helps a lot

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