ITT: make up stupid shit to be blackpilled about

>tfw quad/calf ratio is permanently out of conjunction

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >glute to chest protuberance ratio out of balance
    how's a woman supposed to love me like this

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >t. maladapted amygdala
    >passionlet
    >instinctlet
    >you will never walk up and talk to an attractive girl without even hesitating

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He said make up stupid shit

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if your abs are uneven its unironically over, never even began in fact

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This
      why even bother trying

      >t. maladapted amygdala
      >passionlet
      >instinctlet
      >you will never walk up and talk to an attractive girl without even hesitating

      >passionlet
      >instinctlet
      these are what lead to blackpill actually
      >you will never walk up and talk to an attractive girl without even hesitating
      everyone does that, it takes 500+ approaches to get over it if you ever get over it that is

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw nose too big
    >tfw ears not identical
    >tfw eyeballs not symmetrical
    >tfw bad lat insertions
    >tfw bad chest insertions
    >tfw bad tricep insertions
    >tfw bad bicep insertions
    >tfw widow's peak instead of straight hairline
    >tfw straight hairline instead of widow's peak
    >tfw hairy back
    >tfw hairless back
    >tfw hairy chest
    >tfw hairless chest
    >tfw hairy legs
    >tfw hairless legs
    >tfw dick bends to the left
    >tfw dick bends to the right
    >tfw dick too curved
    >tfw dick not curved
    >tfw kneecap protruding
    >tfw big round nails
    >tfw small nails
    >tfw big teeth
    >tfw small teeth
    >tfw hairy nipples
    >tfw mole anywhere on the body
    >tfw small hands
    >tfw big hands
    >tfw bad hearing
    >tfw can hear things too loudly
    >tfw wrong eye color
    >tfw wrong hair color
    >tfw gums are visible when I smile
    >tfw gums are not visible when I smile
    >

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw hang nail so can't lift
    >tfw hands prone to hang nails

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >hands too small
    It's over, no one will ever love me.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw fingernails too wide
    >girl said she didn't want my "shrek hands" touching her

    take me to the swamp
    lay me in the water

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw wide neck
    >tfw jaw isn't wide enough on the sides so I have to train it extra hard for my neck to not look weird
    this is true btw

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>tfw jaw isn't wide enough on the sides so I have to train it extra hard for my neck to not look weird
      train your jaw? how

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        masseter muscles

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the muscles on the side

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    someone on steroids that doesnt work out can theoretically build more muscle than a natty who consistently works out.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >hands too big
    It's over, no one will ever love me.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the only exercise that has any practical value is the suitcase deadlift
    womens brains and pheromone receptors are primed to seek out men who do suitcase deadlifts

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw canines are asymmetrical

    Its over bros... i should just end it all...

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw don't have anything to be blackpilled about

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw nowhere to go but down

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw hand folds not deep enough
    >can't grip the bar enough to pull 250kg on my first ever gym session
    >it was over before it even began
    I will literally never get a 6 girl harem

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >arms not flexible enough
    >can't front squat
    It's over

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >second toe is longer than big toe

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >chad fingernail mogged me
    it's over

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw I stubbed my toe on my computer chair and it really smarted so that's why I can't lift today

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no hypermasculine yaoi hands

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