ITT: We create the most insane gymbrobable sentences possible
>Last night while doing my HIIT PPL routine some DYEL walked up to me and asked if he could work in on my seated reverse inverted pyramid dropset cable rows, but I told him his ROM and ToT was whack.
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sup brah
>insane gymbrobable
What are you talking about? That was a perfectly understandable sentence.
I actually fricked up I guess it'd be TuT and not ToT
>ToT
Time on Target? That's something I didn't expect here
>ToT
Got something on your mind?
>tfw dryscoop mewing my pre while on a Deca-Tren-Sarms stack so I can looksmaxxed jawmog normies in the Jim to increase my SMV, but some beta DYEL s0ib0i manlet cucks me out of my gymcrush by jestermaxxing and calling me a gymcel, personalitymogging me in front of the qt 3.14s
Lifts for this feel?
Reverse lateral oblique pull aparts, with a serratus focus, make sure you use a barbell
>dryscoop mewing my pre
is a good phrase for this
best one so far
Perfectly understandable sentence
Yesterday some I mogged some zoomer turbovirgin DYELs SARMSTards doing reverse lateral neck hangs off the squat rack. These homosexuals were probably ozempiggies hitting the gym for the first time after cycling on, I totally chadded them. Has anything similar even happened to you, IST?
>captcha: DXTRT
Frfr no cap. Deadass bussin 3x10. Sheesh, frfr.
>words words words
>Judge asked for a blood sample but I told him, no thanks I'm natty
>Bro I just hit a 4pl8lmafo 1RM diddly, just snapped my shit up famalama, guess i shouldve kept on the keto-carnivore diet like my EVORPA ancestors but i entered my moderncel arc like a true gymcel sigma thad male specimen. shiggy diggy
>hit FULL natty in my recomp rn so im IF, 20/4 to enter ottermode without becoming a skinnyfat dyel. winterbulk will have me like bearmode so i can widthmaxx, framemaxx, strengthmaxx, dadbodmaxx and retroactivley lengthmaxx my stats so one day i can ritz the fug out of a qt3.14 7/10 min brown nagatoro tomboy gf with me sick ohp delts.
Peak mitosis of BCAA Amino acids occurs metabolically approximately 30 minutes after fatigue of mitochondria and protein synthesis. Hypertrophy enablers engaged experience peak recovery during circadian rest. Therefore the optimal routine is cardiac endurance exercises follower by muscle macro movements then isolated micro movements in set ranges of 3 to 5 for strength efficiency rep ranges of 5 to 8 for endurance and cool down times not to exceed 5 minutes. Once both macro and micro muscle cells have been energized within these parameters, injest high water soluble extracted muscle synthesizers within a timespan not to exceed 30minutes as stated prior
Horsewiener at optimal intensity then deload with strict form to really squeeze the pump and milk out maximal lactic acid. Eccentrically concentrically isometrically contract the lower to build the upper on the way down really lift the load so you don’t neglect the upper. Pin dat der celltech and load dat der creatine within the anabolic doorway
>t.
>oops busted ahaha
just train an AI to analyze every video from that moreplatemoredates channel or whatever the frick it was called. Every video that guy had introduced me to the more moronic fricking expressions ive ever heard. Stuff that i would have assumed was completely made up if a normal person said it. make an ai watch all of his videos and then start having it create sentences.
Dude, fricking no. Diced to the socks.