>I train legs to make women insecure
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ITT we post our unusual motivations
>I train legs to make women insecure
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Everything I do - whether it's career-wise, working out, learning a language, playing the piano, going out etc. - is to sniff the buttholes of as many attractive women as I can
Is it working so far?
I have never spoken to a woman yet.
kino
About time someone fricking said it
you have a scat fetish sandeep, frick off
this is why I prefer male psychologists, women just don't have the same drive to sniff buttholes.
This drives 90% of men. You are just self aware.
I am the 10%
If you keep saying ick-worthy things like "sniff the buttholes", you're wasting your time.
Disgusting but honest scat sicko
I (20) want to brutally mog my boss (late 40s) on the next work holiday.
>work holiday
Sounds awful
I train forearms so people think I am serial strangler
>so people think
Plausible deniability?
I don't want plausible deniability, I want them to not only think that I did it but to believe it with 99.99% of their conviction, and then have good enough alibi so they can't throw me in jail
Strangling doesnt involve the forearms anyway, its mostly a thumb thing
Grip strength is forearm strength exercise, aside forearms I do grip strength exercises but thanks for improper correction
Topic change.
>ITT we discuss proper strangling form and how to train for it
You want the web between your thumb and first finger over the front of the throat.
You want both hands over the throat and to put your full weight onto their windpipe while cutting off blood supply with your fingers and thumbs
Stack 3 Styrofoam cups together.
Practice crushing them with you thumb and fingers to know how hard you have to go to crush the windpipe as you may not want to take your victim to that state early on in the encounter.
the proper strangling technique is to go for a rear naked choke instead
thumbs are forearm powered
thumb muscle is on the hand not the forearm
the hand is connected to the forearm smart guy
mine is gonna be connected to your forehead if you dont stop being smarmy
Im not trying to split hairs, its just most muscles that act on the hand are located on the forearm, the thumb's primary muscles are actually upon the hand
It's both, and the forearm muscle is much bigger.
Wtf nobody mentioned potential thumb gains
fair enough, I will conceed.
if not same poster king shit for admitting you are wrong
I'm trying to obtain soft tummy :3
to prove that unusual motivation isn't necessary when it comes to strangling people.
Someone on /cbt/ told me I look like a basement dweller from Outlast so now I train to become more freaky looking
Post body plz
same request
I am a fat sack of shit, you said you were training to make yours look weird, I want to know how that manifests.
What the frick bro
Anonymous delivers. What a mad lad. Keep up the good work!
Holy shit. What an absolute unit
Bro’s jacked
sit on my face
you're fat and gross cut you fat homosexual
say that in my basement not online and see what happens
what the frick
Can you flip a car?
shave your head please
hopefully anon still has his lips
No fricking way the guy with the 140lb daisy wife and two kids
Based sir have a nice day
I don't have any kids, there might be another basement troll on the site
I'm the one with the kids and what is apparently now being called the 140lb daisy wife (which I think is hilarious). Posted in a lifting goals thread yesterday and then fricked off for three hours. When I'd come back some anon had talked shit and then another anon had posted this
amazing pic and told anon1 to frick off.
>"where's anon?"
>"He's doing the thing again" his daisy wife muttered to her friend at the kitchen counter
"The thing?"
>"mom I need to get the paints out of the basement" one of his two lovely children asked entering the room
>"I'm sorry child, your father's doing his ..thing"
>"don't be silly, I'll go and get them" the family friend replied
>"n-no do-"
But before she could finish the family friend went down into the basement, the cool air wafting over her skin gradually became thicker, hotter.. And in the corner of the room she saw, it.. the large hunched over mass of a man staring at the back wall butt naked
looking good bro
Phwoah
I want to be the opposite of people at walmart
I lift so when I go hiking deep innawoods, I'm more likely to get sexed by the cryptid opposed to eaten by the cryptid.
>AI gay porn with orcs?
God will deal with you, in time.
I know this was probably made as gay porn, but I actually think it looks really nice and wholesome, like a younger and older demi-god brothers.
I want to show off cutting straight from the sheath like Vergil, but I know if I'm even slightly fat on the video it has zero chance of looking cool.
It's not a major motivation, not even top 10. But it is an unusual one.
I am motivated by the desire to lead by example. I want to show people wherever I go that being a healthy weight, being strong, being flexible, being physically able to do things outside of walking and carrying shit is not only possible but very easy.
I lift for the 30 minutes of finally feeling good after the workout
im too masculine to be a femboy so i might as well be a mascboy
>I recently found out my pulling strength is stronger than a rope around a bull's foot,I one day want to be capable of bringing down the bull if the rope were around it's neck
I lift because I want to LARP as a werewolf and I want to look the part as closely as possible.
lol, what do you do for this
Primarily cardio - werewolves are fast as frick - but I'm also incorporating a calisthenics routine as well. I'm going for authenticity, and since werewolves are "fury of nature" I figure it'd be better to simply work with what I've got instead of investing in targeted workouts.
This goal also extends to fashion and diet, too. I eat a lot of meat and fruit since that's what wolves in the wild eat, and I avoid processed sugars as much as possible (especially chocolate - wolves can't eat chocolate). I'm growing my hair out (I've got great hair genetics, it's one of the few things I've got going for me right now), and my wardrobe is primarily jeans and flannel, though when it warms up I'm gonna be primarily wearing plain v-neck t-shirts. My benchmark goal is to be able to go to a goth bar and actively have goth b***hes thirsting after my wolf dick.
I really cannot praise this approach enough.
Its mad, I love it.
Please do some resistance training though, big shoulders look good on anyone.
And learn to crawl around on all fours
>I eat a lot of meat and fruit since that's what wolves in the wild eat, and I avoid processed sugars as much as possible (especially chocolate - wolves can't eat chocolate).
This is simultaneously the stupidest and most genius reasoning to stick to a diet that I have ever read.
Godspeed insane wolfbro
Good luck bro. Maybe you'll find a real werewolf one day and truly live your dream. Probably not in a goth bar though.
This has inspired me to live like a cat.
High quality sleep, lots of protein, no sweets/sugars and plenty milk.
Lots of bodyweight exercises and LISS cardio.
Improve my flexibility and grooming.
Ive always had an affinity with cats and feel like one, so I might as well.
Thanks wolf-anon :3
You might have toxoplasmosis.
My favourite is that anon basically boasted about being a furry on IST and got praised for it. Really shows that being a confident schizo will let you get away with anything.
>being a furry
idk, furries are a specific thing
what he is describing is just general masculinity
Don't get me wrong anon is highly based but he's refusing to eat chocolate because it's bad for dogs and calls his own penis a "wolf dick".
>calls his own penis a "wolf dick".
hyperbole
>but he's refusing to eat chocolate because it's bad for dogs
you have to believ your own bullshit
I posted this btw:
>you have to believ your own bullshit
That's what makes you two furries. My heart is not really in this argument but I'm legally obliged to tell you to meow in hell. Also, milk is not actually good for cats.
>milk is not actually good for cats.
yeah but they like it and its good for me lol
>That's what makes you two furries.
to be fair I am probably a furry, I wont speak for wolf-anon though :3
(If Im a furry I'm of the 'cute and cuddly' variety)
I will be getting those feline gains tho ^w^
It's more of a berserker thing in the historical sense. The only historically attested werewolves were men who put on wolf skins, got high as balls and then hurt people.
Berserker literally means bear man and there's no proof whatsoever that they got high as balls to frick people up. That's just something some hippie pulled out of his ass to sell amanita mushrooms to morons.
>thumb gains
Death grip masturbation redemption arc
Stolen from an esoteric twitter guy, Owen Cyclops. Maybe berserkers aren't like that, but the wolves seemingly were.
The concept of the werewolf is related to the blurring of the lines between man and beast, it will be an eternal concept
Well, The Incredible Hulk is basically a nuclear age werewolf, so you're right about that.
I like the idea of being 'turned' against my will by a werewolf.
Its a shameless fetish of mine.
Just saying
Do it like the 1600s men did or no balls.
I want held down and bitten lol
I'll be serious for a moment and warn you to tread lightly with strange desires. The soul is easily dirtied, and there are few ways to clean it.
I want to be dominated UwU
Is redemption possible? Or can we only... bleach/sanitize the affected area?
GIGACHAD
>my wardrobe is primarily jeans and flannel
You're going to look like a fricking redneck. Stick to the t-shirts.
I think hes trying to look like a lumberjack/outdoorsy type
Fit guys in flannel look great, only potbellied fatasses look like unemployed truckers in flannel.
Basado
What’s this from?
Species. This is right before she shoves a tentacle down a dude's throat to kill him.
Where can I find a gf that looks like this? (With hair though)
Nonbinary TikTok, unironically
The witches remake with anne hathaway
Any idea how I can get a gf like this asking for a friend
I think my favorite part of this motivation is that it might actually get you laid. YJK exists for a reason after all
>YJK exists for a reason after all
YJK?
Oh shut the frick up
>On all levels including physical i am a wolf -WOOF
I train calisthenics to make powershitters seethe
Sounds like you are the one seething.
I work out because I want to be prettier than anime girls
I run because I like it
I train glutes because I want a fat ass
I train to scare my wife into thinking she's gonna lose me if she doesn't get fit too.
Same and my girlfriend is failing
Frick dude tell me it's working, cause I'm trying to do the same to my wife.
Same... I have been consistent for 2 years. She can't stay consistent for two months...
might be a bit out of the box for this board, but i lift because its the only fun part of my day
It gives me great satisfaction to watch people, particularly weak me and fat women, get angry at me just for existing at a higher level than them. I go out of my way to be as polite and kind as possible, to be sure that all those hostile gazes are exclusively spite, jealousy, and self-hatred. Every bitter mumble they think I can't hear, or scoff while I'm having a positive interaction with someone else, or backhanded compliment from the braver ones... it almost makes me pop a stiffy.
>particularly weak men*
excuse me
lol. freudian slip.
being superior and polite is like bread and fricking butter. Good on you, anon.
This is also why I do it, like word for word. Except something I noticed is in every body type I was generally treated pretty poorly despite me generally being very reserved and kind to everyone. So with this extra level I just take immense pleasure in their seething knowing it’s easily boiled down to jealousy and envy. I’m already 6’2” but what I found, the weak people I wouldn’t trust with anything still hate me but most people in general treat me much better (it’s shallow and I don’t care for it but I allow it for this->) which then adds to the weak homosexuals hatred. It’s great. I’m already 6’2” so maybe that’s why I’ve been treated this way no matter if I was skinny or fat.
I know exactly what you mean by almost getting a sexual thrill from it. I don’t know how to articulate it. It’s like in both our minds we’re both thinking of it, and it’s almost tangible. I know they’re butthurt, and they know I know and I know they know I know, but they could never say anything about this. The best they can do is get passive aggressive and that’s the ultimate goal. And should one call me out and break the 4th wall, all I would have to say is
>Huh? Dude what? What the frick are you saying are you okay???
It’s like 5D UNO but they keep losing while I act as though I play cards at random not even realizing I’m playing the game and just happen to win, except they know I’m also playing the game but can’t prove it. Every time they attempt to make me draw 2 they get hit with a draw 2 back or a reverse (Inb4 official rules). If that makes sense. I wouldn’t call it 5D chess for obvious reasons. But I hope I explained what I mean well enough for someone to understand/reword it better than I can ATM.
The best part is they have no clue that I too was once a weak homosexual (never bitter though). At any moment if they are kind and ask for advice I would help them.
I doubled down on rock climbing because b***hes who like to be choked > normal women, and they don't frick around.
>snaps throat
>dead hooker
Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here, well for you to understand I need to go back to the start...
>I wanna ask you a question, when you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign on the front of my house that said 'dead Black person storage'?
>Yeah actually
>what
>he doesnt slap them while choking them out
>he thinks slapping even warrants a mention
that's the background radiation. the ground floor shit. If you didn't hit her you didn't frick her, you just sorta rolled around trying (and failing) to give her an orgasm while she practiced lying to you about it in her head.
Half this board doesn't even spit in her mouth while you're balls deep in her and it shows
>bitches who liked to be choked don’t frick around
Anon….
sorry you got cheated on my man but you know well that's not what I meant.
That shit is actually dangerous and can land them in the hospital even if in the moment they seem/feel fine
Almost all women enjoy some sex choking.
the cute chubby pajeeta on my floor we give eachother looks but nothing ever comes from it.
talk to her idiot,you will regret it years from now! strike up a conversation about work or something then continue from there. or just get a small boost of motivation from this reply,look at her walk past then do nothing as both you and I know you'll do you pussy!
>or just get a small boost of motivation from this reply,look at her walk past then do nothing as both you and I know you'll do you pussy!
the few girls I've got with, always go first, I'm fat, ugly and extremely scared of rejection. anyway, screw you man ok? kek.
>the few girls I've got with, always go first
>I'm fat, ugly
no you don't get to have both. you are just afraid not knowing what will happen.
>I'm afraid of rejection
no. you just subjected yourself in your own post to more rejection than the average woman will give you. so you reject yourself to gain control, with insults and self deprication you at least don't have to worry what might happen
...but you should
the only thing that might happen is a good thing. the opportunity you already would miss because you counted yourself out from the start.
the worst case scenario is rejection? then stop rejecting yourself, it's the equivalent of shooting yourself to avoid getting shot. you are afraid of the unknown and would rather a guaranteed bad option than have a chance at a good one.
>no you don't get to have both.
I do, they get with me cause of my personality. maybe ugly is harsh but I'm average at best, those girls could've definitely did better.
>you are just afraid not knowing what will happen.
true.
>then stop rejecting yourself, it's the equivalent of shooting yourself to avoid getting shot. you are afraid of the unknown and would rather a guaranteed bad option than have a chance at a good one.
you make a lot of sense man I can't even dodge this kek. I came to this board to get my body right, I need to get my mind right too, thanks bro.
>ride cool but heavy underpowered motorcycle
>power/weight ratio comes out to 1hp/3lb lost
>lose fat gain muscle to go faster and not drop the bike
>back was always stiff in the mornings (but actually entire posterior chain was tight and pulling on my lumbar)
>picked up Muay Thai because I figured I needed something to force me to move my body dynamically and it looked kinda cool
>started running and jumping rope to improve conditioning for Muay Thai so I don't gas out so bad during training
>started stretching so I could perform the kicks and keep my bum shoulder in decent enough condition for guarding and jabs
>mfw I've lost sixty pounds and learned to fight because I had a stiff back in the mornings
>feel and look way better, gained over an inch on my dick
Kinda funny when you think about it. I probably could've just stretched, but I wouldn't have stuck to it because it's no fun.
Also, I kept most of my old shirts (which are ridiculous on me now) so that I can fill them out with muscle.
One other weird motivation:
>eat healthy, unprocessed foods because I'm autistic and it really pisses me off when there are weird ingredients in there that don't seem to make sense
I've been avoiding seed oils and HFCS for ages, just because it bothers me that they're in there when they don't really have to be. Like why the frick are there corn syrup solids or peanut oil in almonds? Frick outta here.
That thing is cool as hell man. Probably cooler than a road king, if I'm being honest.
I'm working on a chopper myself, but it's a CB750 because it's faster and cheaper than a Harley.
cb750 choppers are pretty sick man, i had a stock 82 before i got my xlh1200 and i wish i kept it
Wtf man. At least get a diesel or something that fills out the frame. Also tractor sounds.
I want to be sexy enough that I can jack off to myself
For that time when and if my mother is in mortal danger from being crushed by a irregularly heavy weight.
So the next time your dad gets horny, then.
>unusual motivations
if you ask anyone on here, reddit or discord my motivation of working out beccause its fun and i enjoy it is completely fricking alien
I started lifting because I wanted to look like the NTR chads in hentai.
But they are ugly fat bastards?
>just broke up with gf
I don’t even know what to say. I don’t feel I have the energy to put into this post. It was constant fighting. She constantly mood flipped, one week she was all over me and in love the next week very cold and was fine not talking or replying to me. All while I’m the one being blamed for these things. All I said today was “are you okay? I noticed you seem a little off suddenly I’m here for you though” and she blew up yelling at me for always wanting to argue with her, she went on a tirade while I was silent saying I’m the one blowing up and starting fights. In the end she told me to stop stressing and annoying her so I just cut her off and blocked her. That’s all the energy I have to put into this post. I feel I’ve done everything right with her. I feel like I was interacting with an actual crazy person. I’m a little hurt but mostly I feel relieved because it was like this constantly.
I want to get into the best shape of my life and have a relationship with a woman who actually values and cares about me. I only feel motivated to move forward.
>I just blocked her
Pussy. Break up with her like a man. And then train your balls off, metaphorically speaking of course don't troon out.
She said to stop annoying her and stressing her I replied with “okay bet lol” and then blocked her. Why am I gonna speak to someone like an adult in a respectful way who was super disrespectful and childish to me? So she can go on another shit storm tirade attacking me again? As I said, I don’t have the energy to spend on this anymore but I left out a lot of the things she said. Like if it was all super belittling and fairly extreme even for her.
She did start taking an SSRI recently though so I mean go figure right?
I want to act more like him in public while being strong enough that I don't fear being pressed for it. Already practice my impression of him in the public park sometimes.
fricking based.
fricking moron.
I can tell you're scared little zoom zoom, and you should be. >:)
i'm not scared of a man that doesn't choke a b***h when he fricks her.
I lift (and run) so that I can defeat any zoomer in unarmed hand-to-hand combat.
A lot of grils are cute but the only girls I truly want to smash are jacked.
I have no choice but to mog them first.
Making the mother of all exeggutors here, Ash. Can't fret over every exeggcute.
I talked to a girl for over a year
I liked her, we organized a date, about 4 days before she fricked some random.
I don't talk to her anymore but now I lift so women don't treat me like shit anymore
That scene in Crazy Stupid Love where Ryan Gosling takes off his shirt and Emma Stone is so fricking shocked by how good he looks that she becomes too insecure to frick him.
I just want that to happen to me, once. I will do a million lifts for that to happen.
Jesus Christ what an amazing scene.
I work and improve myself to make the person who rejected me for a slob of an unhealthy man realize that she fricked up.
They both hate me and their hate fuels me now.
I train hard to keep my body muscular and good looking so I don't kill myself because I'm too busy thinking, " Damn, do I really want to waste all that hard work with a bullet to the dome?"
I used to have two motivations but now I just lift because it feels fricking sweet to make numbers go up and see my physique get better. For the sake of the thread my two motivations were:
1. To be able to manhandle girls in bed, feet dangling style. When I did rows I would imagine the weight I was lifting was a girl and kept rhythm to my theoretical thrusts and went for amrap. I also rowed closer to my hips rather than torso for more accurate simulation.
2. To be able to lift and choke someone with one arm in battle should the need arise. This one is obviously a less realistic motivation, I imagine you'd have to be built like hafthor to lift the average person by their throat with one arm, but that wouldn't stop me from training for it.
I like the aesthetic of blood dripping down rippling muscles, so I want to get ripped and start cutting my chest and upper arms
I get nosebleeds all the time, so just wait for the allergy season to kick in is all I need for blood to start dripping
Not the same, bro. I mean that bright red nectar that comes from a fresh slice of the skin. Smooth, slow cuts that contour with the flesh so the blood falls like a skilled painter obsessively planned every long brush stroke. And as those crimson streaks curve in and around every muscle striation, it's beautiful enough to want to touch, but touching would ruin the perfection.
Because I want to live an uber disciplined life similar to a soldier, without being a golem or having to kill. In my current schedule it's working perfectly
im a narcy c**t thats wants to be juicy for once in his life
I have a massive cfnm fetish
I want to look good naked in front of clothed women
It is an especially vulnerable situation and I want to look my best
One type someone offered DarkSydePhil some money to do 25 push-ups. He pretended doing it and got all pissy when the person wouldn't give it to him because he was so blatantly lying. At the time I could do like 10 push-ups, so I had to make sure I could increase to 25 to know that I could've gotten it and the pigroach couldn't.
I train so I don’t need to be afraid of this happening to me at night in my own room
i like to be stepped on by girls so i want to get strong to last longer under their weight
When I'm malding and trying to break shit I can't do much and it hurts. instead of anger management i want to get stronger so i can break stuff lol
I feel like there is some kind of "secret" to life that must be unlocked. I don't know how to explain it, it's inherently esoteric. I figure that I sat around being an unhealthy, slob NEET for many years without figuring it out, so I started lifting. I figure that if I am to learn more about what it is to be human and my god-given purpose in this life, then I should at the VERY LEAST be physically at my limit. It sounds schizoid, but there's not a mentally-sane way to word it.
Like our existence aligns with some sort of higher-calling within the universe that, we as humans, have the ability to express given the proper habits, tools, and socializing??? That is also simultaneously intrinsically part of the very fabric of reality, a method of existing that aligns with the micro as well as the universal?
Nah couldn't be, all those people in the magic-image box look like they're have it figured out, best dismiss these thoughts as autismic schizoaffective disorder.
Something like that. It's more just that being swole is a prerequisite at the very least. If I can't even take care of myself physically, then how can I be anything more than just another fat NPC?
interesting takes and i agree
Partly because I have a theory that anavar only cycles are actually good and high reward/low risk, and am testing if it is true. Not the anon from Japan though, just another guy who had the same idea.
I am recording my weight change and diet/sleep/lifting progress with and without cycles.
I want to look less stupid when doing autistic larp shit like dressing up like a Roman soldier
Being fit will help with that
Doing HIIT, sprints and burpees so I can frick like a maniac without being limited by my stamina.
Sometimes you 'find the right spot', which means the right position and rhythm, where she tells you she is going to orgasm and you need to continue exactly what you are doing until her climax. Sounds simple but there was a time where I was not able to do that for a minute, especially positions where your core is working hard. Heavily improved my sex and women benefit from it too. They'll return for more, they gossip around with eachother and create opportunities for you and if you participate in a threesome you can mog the other guy.
I think it’s cool to be an unassuming nerd with a sleeper build. The scene in KOTH where Melinda reveals her six pack has stuck with me since childhood.
I lift to hopefully figure out how to be a functioning member of society and beat the shit out of anyone who says I don't belong in society.
If I don't do this Goku would be dissapointed in me
Not a thing fricking homosexual. Are you underaged? Are you a zoomer little fricking homosexual moron? Women aren't supposed to have bigger legs than men. Women don't look at your man legs and feel insecure. Men don't get feminine legs from putting on muscle. What the frick is wrong with you?
Fricking have a nice day.
I train to get mires from Asuka
I lift so that I can lie about not lifting as I effortlessly and brutally mog dyels in their activity of choice. I'm currently perfecting my 10km run in secret so that I can humiliate my colleagues in some kind of homosexual charity run. The look on their faces after I outrun them all without allegedly never having run more than an english mile will be hilarious.
>I'm currently perfecting my 10km run in secret so that I can humiliate my colleagues in some kind of homosexual charity run.
lmao, I cant tell if thats dumb or brilliant
its fake and gay is what it is..some chudboi training in secret so he can one-up people like the smarmy smug gay he is
feeble
I train for one simple reason, I need more power.
Might controls everything, and without strength you can not protect anything. Let alone yourself.
I just want to mog a moron at my gym.
He is in his 40's, greasy as frick hair, greasy as frick skin, clearly on TRT or some shit, walks around with his arms and lats spread out, complete obnoxious frick, groans loud as frick as if yelling, occupies multiple training equipment at a time, does moronic olympic lifts and tosses weights e.t.c.
One day I came in and he was doing squats, 2 1/2 pl8 for 5 groaning loud as frick sniffing salts between the sets struting around just looking like a douche as usual. I'm pretty fricking DYEL, been going to gym like 3 months, but I can squat the same weight. So I set the weight and did my sets intentionally every time after he did his as quiet as possible, without any sound for 8 reps. By the 3rd or so set the moron stopped groanyelling when he did his. Felt good to shut him the frick up. Turns out he doesn't need need to yell at top of his lungs every time he does a rep, I suppose he just wants everyone to look at him when he thinks he is doing heavy sets or some shit.
>Turns out he doesn't need need to yell at top of his lungs every time he does a rep, I suppose he just wants everyone to look at him when he thinks he is doing heavy sets or some shit.
I am convinced most of the groaning etc at gyms is performative.
I want to be able to kick a robot's ass when the time comes.
You wont beat a robots hydraulics no matter how much you train, it will take you to snap city in an instant.
I've seen what some high pressure hydraulics can do to a human beings limb.
look chang, sorry to hear about your latest workplace LiveLeak video, but 1st world countries are using servo motors more and more, specially for something that would need to have a self contained power supply.
he also never said with his bare hands, an icepick would do good
Try me human.
Come outside, tin can.
Isn't this literally the plot of Megalo Box?
i like to make a fruit smoothie with protein powder after i work out
pick up heavy thing to acquire yummy smoothie
I want my escapist anime fantasies to feel more relatable, like when i read light novels with a ripped hot mc it feels good cause he just like me fr
i want to look good for my husbando
>Autism is a disease of the ugly
I like anime and games a lot and make most women uncomfortable. I want to get bigger, stronger, and more dangerous so that I can proudly show my love for those things and women will be uncomfortable but also feel physically in danger.
I train to spite the people at my gym who laugh at me
my hatred of boomers and Black folk keeps me alive.
I practice running because I hate the fact that in first person shooters you can only run for like 10 seconds before being winded.
I am living proof that these dipshits are wrong.
To look muscular in cosplay
I go to the gym in hopes of finding a femboy gym buddy. if one existed at my gym I doubt he would even want a fat wannabe powerlifter bf like me, but hey, being delusional is awesome.
i want to watch mahou shoujo without looking like the fat weird otaku archetype