I've found that small amounts of beer actually aid physical training.

I've found that small amounts of beer actually aid physical training. It speeds up your digestive system, helps your body cleanse toxins, allows for better absorption of liquids, and works as a muscle relaxant and mood balancer. Of course not enough to get drunk/hungover just enough to keep things moving along at a good pace. Medieval laborers also apparently drank large quantities of diluted beer/wine.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    how small? and does this apply to beer without alcohol?

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah because it was safer than water
    >it’s good for me
    Tell that at your next AA meeting

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Low IQ ISTlet post. Cities and towns were built on rivers for a reason

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you must drink, find 1% beer or make it at home and drink a few gulps every few days.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >helps your body cleanse toxins
    which toxins?

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    lots of mormon glowies ITT

    I just saw a greased up 5 year old boy running around, maybe you guys should get on top of that.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mormon glowies
      look doctor! the chud! it's mutating!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        sorry I filtered out anyone that weighs under 175lbs can you type that again?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          can i post this on /r/clevercomebacks?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            how about your discord group where you discuss the ever increasing price of your AIDS meds

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              wow anon, lots of projectin' in just two reply

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                what is this dude even saying? is there a plugin for firefox that translate ebonics?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                so you are skinny gay black man? wow anon, you should at least try lifting 🙂

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                is this one of those diverse forums now or something? I think this was written in that african click language or something

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good for college folks. But you shouldn't be drinking past that

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >But you shouldn't be drinking past that
      no beer for me i have to watch my figure for the little boy... i mean ladies

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Um are you saying i should blast a double shot of whisky once a week? Or what are you saying?

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I drink a small glass of red wine almost every night after dinner/before bed. it's not enough to get drunk but it helps me relax and I like picking apart the flavor profile(also a cigar smoker for the same reasons). it's supposedly good for your heart and I feel like it has anti inflammatory properties but that could just be bro science. note that it's important to drink quality, don't drink anything under EJ Gallo(Apothic, Barefoot, Dark Horse, that 19 crimes crap, pretty much anything you'd find in a grocery store) it's processed as hell to mass produce with sugar and whatnot added because grape quality is shit so it so it's basically coca cola.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      no you have to drink it as a pre and post workout like you are a roman legionnaire building an aqueduct

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