jeff nippard has excellent proportions and muscle insertions and did everything right. he also seems like an extremely disciplined, talented, nice person
but because he is 5'5", the instant you see his body, before you are even conscious of what you are looking at, your brain has this visceral response that you are looking at a deformed person.
i am the same height. is there any way i can avoid a similar fate besides neck hangs to failure
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Thank god I'm not a manlet holy shit, its literally probably the worst thing a man can suffer. I'm sorry OP you have my sympathy
this, i'd rather go bald than be a short king
>is there any way i can avoid a similar fate besides neck hangs to failure
troon or something. You're not a man
Same. I'm so glad I'm 6ft. I'd hate to go bald though.
I dunno he seems to be happy and healthy and likely has no problem getting attractive females to have sexual intercourse with him. He's doing better than me even if he is a manlet roidtroony.
Wish Hbox would hit the gym already so he can mog on all the homosexual nerds that complain about him since he's one of the few who isn't a jawlet/framelet/manlet
>its literally probably the worst thing a man can suffer
As a decently looking manlet, this is true. It doesn't matter that I'm handsome, in great shape, well-groomed, and intelligent. Women don't even see me as a human, let alone a potential mate.
Thanks, lanky friend. We're not giving up.
It's far from the worst, but it doesn't get the empathy it should get, sort of like how racism against east asian men isnt treated the same as racism against dark skinned people.
the best part is being gaslit by tall people telling you "it isnt that bad" and "it doesnt affect anything" or dudes that are like 5'8 thinking they are short enough for it to matter.
the only reason his insertions are so good is because he is short. it’s a trade off. If he was taller he would not look nearly as jacked.
Insertions are not based on height, they're genetic. Short people can have zipper abs and uneven biceps just like tall people
My 16 year old cousin is three heads taller than this manlet lol lamao even
A human head is 7-12 inches long ballpark. If you aren't an exaggerating gay this would make your cousin between 7'2 and 8'5 -- somewhere between "Taller than Shaq" and "Tallest person alive".
Sometimes you guys are so autistic
Welcome to IST
>I was only pretending to be moronic
Nippard is like 3'5 in shoes
Laughing At Manlets Audibly & Often
so what? people barely grow after 16
I have a friend who is 5'5'' and I always used to encourage him to do bodybuilding style training and to eat more but he insists that he wants to be really strong and athletic while not looking big. I found that mindset weird but I get it now, he might feel like he will look like a coper if he tries to do bodybuilding, he is also well liked and very academically talented. Although people won't immediately notice that you're strong and athletic if you aren't big, you will definitely look different to the regular skinny 5'5'' twinks that are a dime-a-dozen.
It depends on your build. Short guys who are stocky as frick and look like athletes look fine, but short body builder type guys look ridiculous. Someone built like a fighter or some sort of built gymnast looks vastly different than some guy who looks like a pint sized Schwarzenegger, it’s just not a look you can pull off without height
Life begins at 6' or above
If you're poor or imbecilic, maybe, but any aristocrat of the soul will do just fine at 5'11"
>tfw 5'11" with shoes on
it’s over.
No, larger than 6'3 is basically a disability.
the only good thing about being that short is that right out of the gate you are born already having left humanity behind
I no longer feel bad about my 5'10
That's cause 5'7" to 6'3" dudes get all the b***hes. You don't know the pain of being actually short
UOHHH
Generally if you tower over a woman they will be happy with you. I'm 6'2 and like asian girls so it's funny how short they are compared to me.
I think when you're short there's a tipping point where if you put on too much muscle it just looks like you're highly insecure and overcompensating
You will never get to the body Jeff has by accident though, only after years of autistic dedication / PEDs.
So just work out naturally and don't worry about it.
He has terrible proportions.
His short limbs are the dead giveaway imo
Maybe save up and get limb lengthening surgery op
>worrying about things you cannot control
>not simply doing the best you can with the body you have
Pathetic.
the point of the thread is that if you are short and have normal aesthetic goals then
>the "best thing" you can do is not what is usually recommended ("get as strong and big as you can")
>you actually have to deliberately stop getting bigger and stronger fairly soon, or else you end up as a deformed freak
You will never get so big you are a deformed freak without roiding. If you don’t want to lift then just leave. You’re ugly and annoying anyways, stop pretending the only reason you can’t get pussy is your height.
>ugly and annoying
i.e. short
Post your face then you handsome lil devil. Oh wait you won’t because you’d end up in a collage lmfao!
So the lesson here is that the way forward for short guys is either calisthenics or full-on dwarfmode
lets be honest boys, she could lose a few
Dude is living the dream.
that woman is actually extremely ugly and weird, with a big belly and long skinny legs with no ass, dont be fooled by one pic
theres a show where she appears
That's a goddamned shame. The points
and
made on manlet aesthetics still stand, though
I wish I had a gf bigger than me 🙁
She looks fugly.
My mans definitely married for genetics. I think I'll do my future sons a favor and marry a woman with the proportions of a monster from attack on titan.
frick you , i want amazoness gf too
Hit on every 5'10+ girl you see liker you have nothing to lose, because realistically you don't.
Dang bro. Hey siri, what's the opposite of "hover hand"?
>tfw I am 6’4” with giantess fetish
I’ll never find her bros 🙁
That sucks dude. There are some 7' tall women out there but getting one in shape is gonna be hard. Don't give up
His muscles may look impressive but by volume they about a third of the size of a normal person. It's really not hard to grow a walnut sized bicep.
He looks like a big baby with that head size. It's the inverse for tall dudes who get jacked and have tiny heads. Yes I know pic rel is edited.
Krizo is based. Future Mr. Olympia in a couple years.
how do you escape this as a manlet? my head is also big for my body, ive been hoping putting on muscle and getting a bigger body would offset this.
Just embrace being a monster dwarf, get as wide as you can and your head will look in good proportion
how to widemaxx? just do back, delt, and trap work until im dwarfmode?
You don't 5'6'' here. Our heads are the same size as taller guys so they look huge on us. I have huge shoulders and it doesn't help.
HAHAHAHAHA IST morons 100% believe this is natty lmao wtf how many tines did you fail 9th grade ffs hahaha
Does he claim natty?
Yes. He has an army of copers who say it makes sense because he's a manlet, or "wut about muh man's massive momma"
I would kill myself if I was below 6ft3. I have no idea what it feels like not to heightmog everyone besides the freakishly tall zoomers that seemed to have cropped up in the past couple years
How do you protect your crotch in a street fight anon? I'd be really worried if I was tall. I'm 5'7" and never have to worry some midget is going to bite my wiener off because there aren't that many of them, but at 6'3" any random guy could rip your nuts off before you even knew they were there. I doubt you can even see them past your nose at that height.
i strategically do transition surgery so when one of these angry manlets biters comes at me he will bite air hahahahhahahaha
t. only personality trait is being tall
your mind is weaker than the average instagram thot's
manlets should never take dbol, his chest is too fricking ridiculous for his frame
Is he really 5‘5? This looks even smaller. Max 5‘4
>perfect proportions
short limbs and giant head
Nippard is a fake natty gnome.
I got your solution OP
DWARFMAXXING
I think nippard has the best workout routines of the ones I've tried. *Claps* and that's it boys see you all ... In the next one
He looks 5'2 -5'3. I have two half brothers that are 5'4 that powerlift, they look like bulky manlets but not so ridiculous like this guy. I'm 5'6 and look normal in pictures even with taller people.
i literally cant take manlets seriously, they all are seen as children to me and everything older manlets do is compensate and cope for it. im roughly 6ft2 so plenty people taller then me, i wonder if they feel the same about me, whatever i guess. and as for little jeffrey hes more pathetic then most somebody post that pic of him next the car wheel
I asked a 6'5 guy if shorter people look like children to him and he said anyone under 5'6/5'5 look short but he said 5'6 and up is fine.
When you're 6'5 you don't just see everyone shorter than you as a manlet.
When you're tall you see average height people as average because that's the majority of people you see. When you see someone who is 6'3 you go "damn that dude's tall," then you realize you're even taller after that initial thought
I always refer to this guy as the King of the Manlets. Great videos + a gigachad in every way besides height.
Sure. Don't try to look like a miniature version of arnold.
Lee Priest 5’4” at 17 years old
I'm 5'5 and dont really fell any type of way about my height. i found after training neck/traps, shoulders and arms extensively, i get alot more mires from girls anyways.
kek little ass manlet i get tons more mires than you
t. 5’6”
>5'6"
LMAO, I'd kms if I had to be as short as you little guy
t. 5'7"
Uff just missed the cut-off there buddy. You've gone from slightly below average just into squeaky toy territory, there's a 95% chance you're the shortest person in the room at any given time. You might want to try your hand at mogging SEAmonkeys to feel better about yourself.
t. 5'8"
>tfw only 5'13"
Should I just kill myself?
im going to kill myself
In that case, why not just take a completely ridiculous shot at living life?
This looks beautiful, I'm a 6'6 lanklet with an anorexic frame and I would do anything to have such an incredible body. I kneel to short GODS
Bulk to 240 lbs. Lift like a madman. I'm 5'10" 220 lbs with a very fast metabolism. Go for 5000 calories a day and work out 5/6 days a week for at least5 years. good luck anon, I believe in you
"very fast metabolism" is a myth. It might be a bit higher than average, talking about few hundred calories or so.
prime example of a manlet who didnt learn
I'm just 6'1, but if he got my hands with the legs he has, he wouldb be able to reach his feet thile standing straight. Short limbs is a curse
There are people right now on this board that think this is natty lol. What happened to the cannonball delts being the most obvious dead giveaway with no exceptions?
He doesn't look deformed, he looks like my old GI Joes came to life to rip my head apart, that's awesome. And if you feel awkard being an small demigod, just go let the beard grow and go FULL DWARF.
Having kids if you're under 175 cm man or 170 woman should be illegal
i was always the short guy growing up, a mix of bad genes, being an extreme late bloomer (didnt get my first pube until 15), bad diet and other factors. I was the shortest guy in any given situation - family, friends, school, social outings. this has gaven me a bad experience eg from taunting/insults to people just being disrespectful & violent.
luckily for me thought, I somehow kept growing into my 20s considering i was practically a dwarf compared to my peers in my teen years. i now stand at a solid 175cm tall barefoot (sometimes 176cm depending on time of day). i look decent height especially in formal shoes, boots or trainers with a decent heel. I have heightmaxxed my body in every single way from deadhanging, stretching, and keeping a slimish frame and good posture. I feel absolutely amazing, knowing that I was once short and im now just average makes me feel so good.
when I measure myself and see that 176cm on the measuring tape i get so fricking happy
Been heightmaxxing too, so you only gained 1cm, over what span of time?
>5'6"
>"It's not so bad, at least I'm not as short as Jeff Nippard and Greg Doucette"
>Decide to look it up then and there
>Jeff is probably a few cm short of my height
>As tall as Greg
>Watch them in vids with actual humans
>Look like they're humans scaled down via cg
if you want a 5'6 person to look up to look up to mike israetel
its really not as bad as you think. wear lifts to be like 5'8, take some decent pics with a good camera, and learn a little bit of text game and youll be smashing on hinge and bumble in now time. it works for me and im literally 5'4, i put my height in my bio too so they know, and i still get cute zoomer girls.
So you're telling us there's hope? You actually have success with online dating while mentioning you're a midge? Are all your matches Asian by any chance
nope, mostly white girls and not ugly ones either. i dont specifically say "im short" but i dont hide in on my profile info. look into alex playing with fire, his tips on profiles and text game levelled me up. ignore all the redpill pua shit though, just learn how to be confident and talk to women sexually. i once had a girl drive 3 hours just to frick at my house. im not even that good looking either.
5'6" is fairly short but it's not that bad. Also everyone who's career includes others' perception of their physicality is heightfrauding. On average take away 3 or 4 inches and chances are that's what an actors, fitness personalitys etc. real height is.
Subtract 1 - 2 inches of every height listed for a "celebrity"
The stockiness of his build makes him look shorter
5'5 isn't even that short though
>
Thank god I'm 6' with long legs.
Giga manlet
Seen this little freak before
No chance he's 5'5". He's more 5'2 - 5'3"
Why does the manlet look so disproportional? Does he have a form of dwarfism? I know manlets and their limbs are proportional to their body.
Proportionally huge head and torso due to all the muscle makes everything else look even smaller
Maybe he can get up to 5'5 wearing the right shoes and thick insoles, but he's definitely not close to 5'5 barefoot, probably 5'3, could even be 5'2 depending on how much he heightfrauds. From my experience 2 inches is really the maximum lift I can get while still being comfortable and inconspicuous, I go from being a 5'6 manlet to a 5'8 manlet easily with the help of these.
Pretty sure these things give you problems later down the line. No thanks.
He has horrible proportions though. It's not about his height, it's about his proportions. Look how tiny his t-rex arms are in relation to his height. They barely reach past his waist for fricks sake.
OP please, post the unedited image, there's no way he looks this fricked up right??
vump
>the instant you see his body, before you are even conscious of what you are looking at, your brain has this visceral response that you are looking at a deformed person.
anon still at the development < 4yo where you don't realize yet that not everyone thinks like you
hi fellow reality denier
Frick off jeff
If you’re under 5’8-5’9 you simply can’t be a “fitness guy.” By all means get in good shape but if you go this far you look absolutely ridiculous. Probably best to focus on wealthmaxxing more than anything.
Literally every single Mr. Olympia and IFBB pro ever is 5'8-5'9 or less.
Isnt arnold 6'2? Hes considered the ultimate male
>when your own clothing mocks you
suifuel for shortcels itt
>i am the same height.
nobody in the real world cares about height
isnt it past your bedtime jeffie
this means nothing to me homosexual
>means nothing but still replied
Little guys are so cute
I dont listen to manlets. If your height starts at 5 or below then youre not human to me. Manlets can never be alpha and no woman will respect you. People are laughing behind your back because in their mind they know that you are below average and deserves contempt
>t. very secure and not insane person
Nah, I don't believe you. I believe you about holding contempt for others, but only because you sound miserable. The only time I've ever heard people shit talk about height it was women and the guy they were bashing was taller than one of them kek. Also 5'9 and dated a few attractive to very attractive women over 6 feet so I know it's not an issue for all like you're trying to imply. I'd rather be a happy little manlet anyway and support my brothers in Christ than be an arrogant, lank-ass homosexual who thinks they are better than others because their height but would likely get ravaged by plenty of 5'5 guys with some fighting experience and/or grit. Get humble boy.
jeff homierd
5'4 manlet here. IMO go tintytrip mode (pic related). Wear well-fitted clothes and you'll look athletic/fit but not too bulky and stocky. This is what I'm going for anyway.
For all the newbies here, he used to post here 10 years ago.
He was an aesthetic chimp for sure
roiders
hate on the dude all you want he has a successful career, a girl who loves him an he looks pretty good.wtf are you doing with your life besides posting on a board about a dude who has a physique youll never be able to achieve
He'd look 100% better if he wasn't a roid troony.
I'm short but I'm endlessly grateful that I don't have t-rex arms like this specimen
His arms look extra short cause he bimboified his chest and shoulders to the point of looking ridiculous.
Yes, proportions are crucial, and as a manlet you can't be too muscular because it ends up looking ridiculous. If you're short, strive for ottermode at most, such as Zac Efron.
>excellent proportions
He looks like a freak. I know 5'5 dudes on discord that look far better than this.
I wonder why he is alone in all his videos...
>5'6
>Homegym
>Nowhere as jacked as Jeff
This is probably the best case scenario for me. I'm glad real life doesn't have a third person camera or I'd have necked a long time ago.
5'6 isnt bad king, plus Jeff actually looks shorter because he is jacked; a victim of the manlet paradox.
>shorter than 70% of guys and 40% of girls isn't bad bro
It means over half the girls will still have to look up at you which is what matters.
>girls are gonna date a guy that gets irrecoverably mogged by almost every other white guy
If that wasn't the case humans under 6 foot would have been extinct. But yeah it's rough.
a 6 foot guy and a 5 5 girl can still produce a manlet
5'9 manlet here living in one of the tallest countries on earth.
I'ma let you know the super secret of pulling women as a manlet.
1. Stop worrying
2. Always go for b***hes at least 1-2 inches shorter than you. preferably at least 3-4 inches shorter.
I never understood how such a thing could be possible. Why are women so short and men so tall? Wouldn't genetics eventually skew so that there would only be short women and tall men?
>normaloid has advice for short people
5’9” isnt short
i wipe my ass with your advice
i'm autistic af
I'm about 185cm (I think), and height is honestly the easiest entry into conversations. Even though I'm a personality blackhole and have low confidence, people tend to approach me and treat me as an equal. I guess there is a level of respect expressed by their body language. I see these really short guys at the gym and out and about and I get really depressed - like when you think about children getting cancer, or your favourite pet passing away.
Funnily enough, though, much like dick size, you don't ever really think about being tall when you are tall. It's more of a passing thought but doesn't improve your life significantly. Whereas, my short kings go through their life with height wired into their psyche.
Nippard makes beta destiny look tall