>jelqing. >mewing

>jelqing
>mewing
Do dicklets/chinlets believe these actually work? No amount of "jelqing" can fix your 4-inch wiener.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Having a big wiener is moronic anyway. I've heard from many women that they don't even like it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Might be true. But i'd rather have that problem than the one I currently have, which is having a below 5 inch penis.

      I will attempt stretching / jelqing and if it doesn't work, I will kill myself.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Try hanging anon. It definitely works, but please start off slow and steady with low weight until you condition your dick. Search "ThundersPlace how to hang", watch the videos and don't ruin with improper exercising.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Women like it for a one time fling, but prefer average sizes in long term partners
      >t big penis haver

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >nearly 9 inches bp
      it's over

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Become a pornstar

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >babe your vegana is fine, the tight ones hurt!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's not just women. Most bottoms prefer average or below average

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I hate this delusional lie so much, all it does is fuel my insecurity
      I have a 5.5inches length, which is considered average
      But my girth is a measly 4.3~4.5inches, my pencil thin dick is severely below average in this regard
      Girth being what really matters, there's simply no woman in the world who would actually say something like "You're fine, larger dicks hurts too much anyway" with honesty and sincerity
      I'm pretty sure I'm going to be the smallest one any girl ever had (I don't expect myself even finding a virgin by the way), and there's simply no way in the world she would ever say "Yes, I prefer this one" with a straight face
      You're doing more harm than good to true dicklets like me with such a delusional cope remark

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        lol better prepare that suicide note
        it's unironically over for you lmao

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          link to dickmeasuring site i wanna put in my dicklet through the calculator

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Always been too lazy to bother with this, my dicks 6.5 almost 7 when bone pressed hoping that when I finally reach my goal weight I’ll be a solid 7. Wish there was a way for girth gains only 5.5

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There's a 99% chance you're measuring it wrong. Actual 5.5" girth is pretty thick, well above average.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      7x5.5 is the dimensions of a 16oz redbull can. both 7 and 5.5 are well into the top 10% of their respective measurements.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Best roi is losing weight, most men are carrying 1-2” of fat in their fat pads.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jelqing will actually break your wiener. Your penis isn't a muscle, it's more like a sponge that expands when absorbing blood. Stretching it will be like tearing a sponge.
    Mewing is just aligning your bones though. It's like wearing braces, idk why people say it doesn't work.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Made up of soft tissue. India has sadhus(holy men) who pull their dicks to extreme lengths so that they never ejaculate ( it means no sexo). But there's a certain length upto which you probably won't lose functionality yet your pepe will be longer .

      See angion method also whitebro. Don't lose to Black folks and those after your bloodlines

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    “Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they’ve been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It’s an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It’s a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Have you actually enlarged your wiener then, homosexual?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >pp is 7"
    >6'2
    >good jawline and cheekbones

    >see someone who is 6'5 and skullmogs me

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Checkd. Also what is mewing?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    jelqing wont work. BBC will rule the world

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >ages 17-20 grew from 5’9” to 6’2”
    Because I told myself to.
    >ages 19-25 wiener grew from 5.5” on a good day not that thick, to just shy of 7” and too thick for normal sized condoms
    Because I told it to.
    >ages 19-26 jaw grew wider/more square
    Because I told it to

    I wish I told my chin to grow but I think now I’m too old for such things. Oh well I got most of the package now. Because I told myself to. And I would never tell myself “no,” because of the implication.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You need to take your tablets.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 7.3" X 5.4".
    Every woman I've ever had sex with has been satisfied with my size, but I've also hit all of their cervices at least once. They do not like it.
    It's been bad enough that we've had to stop and restart sex.

    >Tfw I still want a bigger wiener.
    So I will keep jelqing and beating my dick up.
    May be even invest in a penis pump, just to gain even half an inch more girth and/or length.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The thing about jelqing is that it does work but only if you're not already a dicklet. The more tissue in your penis the more gains you'll get. For comparison, a guy with a 7" dick can probably jelq to 7.5-8" but a guy with a 4" dick can only get to 4.25".

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's not necessarily true, however there are people that claim that gaining length first is the way to go, especially if you're starting small. Might be the best idea to go with a penis extender first, since those were literally proven to work in (sort of) fixing dicklets like myself in the span of like 3-6 months.

      https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/20102448/

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >so yeah the flaccid length increased by about a centimeter
        >no word about erect length
        >no words about length after discontinueing the experiment
        fricking idiots

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      literally not true. lurk more PE forums.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I got a 7.5 inch wiener and chad tier sexy jawline and face but I'm a 5'11 manlet. Any mf who is over 6'3 mogs me to hell.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      7in wiener, 6'3, no jaw
      >frick

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Any of you lads had success mewing? It seems viable, since anybody reading this grew up eating softer foods and chewing less than they should have. I'm curious to know how much work and time it would take to see visible results.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You guys are insecure af.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Would you feel secure with a 4.7 inch dick?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Almost everyone in this thread, according to them, have huge dicks and are whining. I can tell they're permavirgins bc chicks don't care unless you have a micro dick or something. First try to even get laid before you think you know what women want. They don't want you right now regardless of your dick size. If you have a real personality and a reason for them to be around, this entire thread doesn't matter. You guys are larping about even having sex then worrying dick size after the fantasy. They don't even care. They especially don't care if you can get them off.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Almost everyone in this thread, according to them, have huge dicks and are whining
          That's because they are measuring wrong. Someone who actually has a 7" x 5.5" dick wouldn't be whining or trying to make it bigger. Most guys can't measure properly.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            This. I used to measure from the side and couldn't actually believe I had a 7.5" pp. It's actually 6.75" when measured correctly.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              > I used to measure from the side
              Hey it works. Now I can claim to be 20cm and not be technically lying.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          4.7 is microdick lmao, even if it's not technically a literal micropenis. It's bottom 10%. And in fact I have gotten laid and it was a disaster when it came to the PIV part. That's just the reality, no need to sugarcoat it. Most women are fine with an average dick, but not a below average one.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >average size is 5.4in
            >4.7 is bottom 10%
            You need to do better in math bud

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              That's not how it works, tard. There's no even distribution because like 90% of dicks are between 5.5 and 6 inches. Check calcsd if you don't believe me

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Guess you better learn how to eat pussy and stop embarrassing yourself.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >chicks don't care unless you have a micro dick or something
          i assure you this is not the case. i have been told that my 7 inch penis is "not small." my gf definitely cares that my penis is 7 inches.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            She still fricked all those other guys and isn't with you because of your dick size moron. Just bc she says it's not small doesn't mean she cares. She's just telling you it's not small. 7 is not small is common knowledge. Stop projecting what you think you know because you sound like an idiot. Even if you asked her about a small dick, she'd lie and say 'you big dick me never frick small dick again.' After you breakup, she'll be riding whatever dick size is next with relish. This is the reality.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Almost everyone in this thread, according to them, have huge dicks and are whining. I can tell they're permavirgins bc chicks don't care unless you have a micro dick or something. First try to even get laid before you think you know what women want. They don't want you right now regardless of your dick size. If you have a real personality and a reason for them to be around, this entire thread doesn't matter. You guys are larping about even having sex then worrying dick size after the fantasy. They don't even care. They especially don't care if you can get them off.

        i have a 5.1" and am girthlet but have few bodies so far. I mean, I feel insecure about it but so far, none of them has complained yet. it's ironic that the ones seethting the most are the ones that wont use them

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My dick has 7 cm soft and 6 cm hard

    I dont know what happened

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ah the internet, where everybody totally has a 7 inch wiener

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    y'all ain't growers

    my pp looks smol but when it gets hard i get a massive pump

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    if you dont have seggs peen excersise help maintain full erection size

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >7.5 x 5.75
    >only had one gf
    >too tight to fit in her even with tons of foreplay
    >had to use lube a lot
    >get dick prints in gym shorts a lot
    >too autistic to pull women

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