Jugg

>tfw He hasn't started juggling
>Bitches love it
>Funny and silly energy that b***hes love
>Hardcore reaction time training
>Rich European heritage
>Builds confidence
>mog nonjuggler gymcels with a mere 3 apples or tennis balls
>Extremely cheap to practice
>Very little space needed to practice
>Very fast gains (you can do a basic 3 ball fountain in a week if you really try)
Literally no reason not to, post your favorite juggs, for me it's the box

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >rich tradition
    >of being a clown

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i have regular fantasies of getting raped by a juggling clown PLEASE fricking LEARN how to fricking JUGGLE

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bet these are not the only balls you juggle, homo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ywnbaw and ywnbac
      You will never be a clown, you will never enjoy the silliness and joy of bringing momentary happiness and amazement to young children and women and men of all ages, truly I pity you.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can't go wrong with a nice shower

    Also if anyone is watching Mith Hooper's No Stone Unturned videos but the physio he talked to recommended juggling to build a stronger mind muscle connection or something so it probably is a good thing to include in a routine. I find it's a good shoulder warmup anyway if you use a little weight, like these 3lb balls.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can't make webms right bow but check this dude out

    https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4hPoywMdwl/?igsh=cXlrNHg3cmFkYjMw

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I learned to juggle when I was 13 because my Oma could juggle and I wasn’t about to be outdid by some old broad.

    It was a pretty easy skill to acquire all things considered

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It was a pretty easy skill to acquire all things considered
      It's true, it's crazy the amount of progress you make just between days after a good night's sleep

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >juggling
    Boomer clown shit
    Better skill toys:
    penspinning

    kendama

    balisong

    stringless yoyo

    If you have huge fricking hands and have 10000 hours to spare you might also try cardistry which is the hardest form of object manipulation

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Boomer clown shit
      No need for such aggression, zoomie fren. We accept all manner of buffoonery here

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >penspinning
      >uses a 3 pen length stick
      Lmao

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All that shit you posted is autistic as frick and guaranteed to dry up pussy
      >Yeah I practice playing with a cup and ball haha, wanna see?
      >Hey check out my yo-yo 🙂
      >What's this? Oh it's just my mega long pen that I spin. no I can't write with it

      Compare it to jugglechad
      >juggles beer cans at party
      >juggles bricks at worksite
      >juggles apples at the iddle of the fruit market
      >juggles priceless artefacts in the museum
      Juggling confirmed alpha as frick

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      leave that shit to asian incels, juggling is way more based

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry anon, then penspinning looks cool as frick and I'm a yoyochad myself, but the real discussed benefit here is better reflexes/fine motors skills AND awe of normies/impression management in public. I agree that juggling maybe doesn't provide as much fine motor skills enhancement as the things you posted and I'm genuinely in awe at must how useful my playing around with a yo-yo since I was 14 is to my daily life, but I really wish I could juggle. You can literally juggle anything anywhere and don't need to carry shit with you and it looks cool without music. I tried taking my kendama to places/trips and it just gets stuck. It's nice to clink around with in the mountains when climbing, but that's pretty much it. I remember when I was bartending and how b***hes got wet and colleagues and me juggling bottles, and I always wished I was better at that, could only do two at the same time. Juggling is superior to all the things posted IMO because it can be done anytime anywhere and requires no setup. I'd love to play around with that pen though, the amount of times I juggle knives and utensils and chopsticks around when cooking or prepping meals is criminal, that could get that outta me.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >IST now juggles
    BASED
    lookin at getting some juggling clubs soon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >clubs
      I'm too moronic for clubs, once I Maxx out on my tennis balls I'll start with clubs

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fuark bros... I feel like we're ahead of the curve on this one might start juggling soon

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Juggling symmetrical patterns was fun until I tried to learn Shower and 4 ball juggling. Shit was impossible.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its not hard to learn the basics and it makes my 2yo son laugh when I juggle for him.
    You should learn it for your kids.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bitches love it
    No they fricking don't. At the most they can tolerate it in extremely small doses in the right moments. Any more than that and you become "that guy who juggles" which is socially equivalent to being a clown

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      here's a secret anon: a lot of girls are really attracted to the jester archetype, it's a little dangerous and weird while still being safe and potentially amazing.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >a lot of girls are really attracted to the jester archetype
        Most girls think clowns are fricking terrifying

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