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Just ate an entire jar of peanut butter in one sitting
On that god tier winter bulk
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Skinny homie summer is over now it's fat homie winter we up
you are gonna get sick of peanut butter fast
Whoa dude, not liking your bad vibes you’re throwing my way
He's not lying, you will get sick of it really quick.
Take it from me who loads his PB&J sandwiches with tons of peanut butter compared to jelly (like 5:1)
Now the thought of pb&j and milk isn't appealing to me yet... it's growing on me though.
Yeah went from 160-165 this October. Prolly gonna slow down when I hit 180-190 lbs
I'm eating a 16 ounce steak as we speak.
Have fun with acid reflux
>Inc sticky fatty shit that requires 3 tp rolls to wipe
It comes out as fat log. Eat lots of fruits and veggies to help it go down easier
maybe if you go for natural peanut butter, Skippy or Jif and all that sugar and hydrogenated oil will gum you up
>all that sugar
It has 12 calories of sugar
>winter bulk
Ngmi
>eating goyslop butter
If there are more ingredients than “peanuts and salt” in your peanut butter, it’s not peanut butter
Also
>bulking
Lol okay
It's not even winter yet
>skippy
That shit isn't not even peanut butter
Skippy is the best peanut butter. Although crunchy is garbage. Creamy Skippy or I don't eat it. My mom bought me a jar of jif because she knows I love peanut butter. I threw it away in her face.
Dude why don't you just buy some actual peanut butter? Like the organic high quality shit
Leave the seed oils lover alone. You’re acting just like his mother. Let him enjoy his source of unhealthy artificial trans fats in peace.
Because organic stuff seperates in the jar, so you have to stir it every time. Plus, I like the creamy sugary taste of Skippy. All natural peanut butters taste like mashed up peanuts and have a grainy texture. Skippy is the only creamy peanut butter with a consistent creamy texture and peanut buttery sugary taste
>I need my sugary processed food!
Holy frick have a nice day please
Hey man. I've been eating creamy Skippy since I was like 10. Let me have this one. Same with Aunt Jemima syrup. Yes it's sugary fake syrup, but I love that shit
So just get no stir
Problem solved
Based
I did this once. I also donate plasma (beer money, hour to read and people watch)
>Hot college girl attendent comes by to check the bag
>Hear "hmmm"
Think nothing of it
>Bit later, alarm goes off, machine stops
>Hi anon, just gonna reset the cycle!
>Happens again
>Hey, anon, your lipid levels are super high. You see how your collection bag is all cloudy? Have you eaten a lot of fatty foods recently?
>No.
>Oh, Well we are still going to have to disconnect you.
>Okay... Well I did eat a jar of peanut butter last night
>...like a whole jar?
>...yeah
>Why?
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>it wuz gud
I will never forget the look she gave me after I blurted that out
Wasteful bulk with epic runny shit later. Most of the calories aint gonna be absorbed.
I get fat just eating two more teaspoons of rice
I am trans btw idk if that matters
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Thank OP for making the first funny thread in a few weeks