Just binged 500grams of blueberries
Mfw it’s 215kcal
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Just binged 500grams of blueberries. Mfw its 215kcal
Just binged 500grams of blueberries
Mfw it’s 215kcal
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Yeah. Blueberries are absolute chads when it comes to energy and flavor.
Perfect for bears.
>buy a small bin of blueberries to add to oatmeal in the morning
>supposed to last the week
>end up eating them all in one night
why are blueberries so good bros?
>prettiest color of all the foods
>sweet
>sour
>stronk
>less than bite size
>can stick the up your nose
Idk bro.
Blueberries are too inconsistent. Raspberries are perfect every time. I could eat thousands of those little homies
That pic just made my mouth water
Raspberries that are perfectly ripe like in your picture are literally one of the greatest foods on this earth. Unfortunately they go bad and get moldy so fricking quick
wait til you discover loganberries
wait til you discover cloudberries
i know isn't IST or IST but if you have the space, fruiting bushes are piss easy to grow, especially once you've planted them.
>chop em back to nothing early winter
>do absolutely nothing
>harvest the best tasting berries of your life for one frantic month in summer
>throw what you don't eat every day into a ziploc in the freezer
>>chop em back to nothing
You don't leave any old growth?
Apple and peach seeds I'm the fridge right now.
down to a 6 inch spike is ideal, but you can honestly just run over them with the lawnmower and they'll just sprout again in spring. you can also not and they'll just try to fruit twice and you'll get a smaller yield and more vegetation to deal with. honestly, easy as hell.
Planting berries with my peaches now.
Thanks m8
>plant mulberry trees
>they fruit like once or twice to tease me
>they do nothing for years but get really fricking big, never fruiting
you frickers lied to me, this is supposed to be one of the most productive plants and it's barely given me anything
>Goes bad in literally 1 day in the fridge
Frick those
Put them in a ziplock bag and get rid of all the air so they'll last longer. Alternatively only buy what you plan on eating within the next few days. Fruit is like buying meat to me, I'm very deliberate when I do as opposed to veggies and shit which I'll let sit for a few days before I figure out what to do with them.
You're a women if you don't eat the entire package in a sitting
Not everyone is a fatty with binging problems anon
>prettiest color of all the foods
They're not purple tho
In a bowl of milk with sugar sprinkled
Based breakfast cereal
I do this but I also add some cinnamon. Sometimes I don't add sugar but I always use around 6-8g when I do.
Blueberries in oatmeal are delicious, I like dried cranberries as well.
Dried cranberries are the only kind of dried fruits/berries that I know of that are sugared. You can’t find them unsugared where I life. Check your labels anon. I guess they would be too sour to marketable otherwise while you can sell them to people like candy, because candy is what they are.
Try Physallis instead, they are sour, have a great aroma and make for a great snack.
Just binged 500g of cheese.
what kind?
Just binged 500 grams of ketamine.
>500gram
>225
empty calories, why waste time?
You are moronic.
Imagine eating half a kilo to only get 200 calories when you could get 1000 from more nutritions sources...
So just eat more stuff later on, you make no sense. Are you limited to literally one meal a day or something, do you have a time limit as well? Blueberries are nutritious just not in much heckin protons
I'm limited by my apetite, stomach size and time I wan to spend eating.
These things make you an inefficient eater, not blueberries a bad food.
They have nutrients, one of the few sources of vitamin k I think
Just ate half an ultrathin crust pizza
>1500 kcal
;_;
I bet your dick tastes amazing
>IST
im about to binge 50000 mg of benadryl and some goddamn stoli
>Mfw it’s 215kcal
>Mfw
I don't get it. Your face are those blueberries you posted? Your face turns into a bunch of blueberries after eating 215 calories from blueberries?
Please explain.
Get ready for the most sticky turd you'll ever pass.
>binge on a can of pickles
>mfw it's 50kcal
too easy
>Binge on a 500g jar of kalmata olives.
>approximately 1,200 kcals in 500g of olives
>697percent of sodium daily value
Green olives are so fricking tasty. I love snacking on them and having them to pasta.
Spanish olives? I dunno if I've actually had those. I usually stick to greek olives.
Based, unlike to combine kalamatas with cheese and nuts when bulking. One time overdid it so badly I shat green water, probably my body panicking trying to secrete as much bile as possible to emulsify all that fat.
>blueberries, raspberries, AND blackberries were all on sale at the grocery store
Based. Going to buy some blueberries and raspberries.
binge on a kilo of strawberries
mfw 300 cals
it really is too fricking easy during the summer
where is the cat
Industry seethes at GODslop like berries
Fruits are bases
Apples and an occasional banana help me fight the sugar cravings.
>blueberries
>ciniminis
>greek yogurt
Combine all these. GOAT fast breakfast.
incels are ngmi
moron
A pound of watermelon is like 130 calories
Watermelon isn’t very nutritious. Go with honeydew or cantaloupe instead.
I didnt ask
Other melons also taste better. Watermelon is pleb tier.
>watermelon
unnutritious Black folklop
>honeydew and cantaloupe
wholesome white people fruits
>think blueberries have decent macros
>57kcal 14g carbs and almost no micronutrients
tbh they really are a shit food
Bear eat blueberries, bear big and strong. Simple as.
>live in Sweden
>500g non eco, non frozen blueberries are 99kr (10 usd)
I hate this country.
Government doesn't want you to know, but the berries in forest are free. T. Freezer full of blueberries
Thank you, wise anon.
I have a park near me that is chock full of wild blackberry bushes. I used to spend hours there as a kid just exploring and getting fat on blackberries.
How do you identify wild berries that are safe to eat?
Basic knowledge? Blueberry isn't that hard to recognize.
A friend of mine who made a hunting license warned me of the danger of the fox tapeworm regarding wild berries. He’s terrified of it.
IDIOT: THEY ARE FULL WITH ANTI-INFLAMMATORY VITAMINS. TOO MUCH IS HINDERING MUSCLE HYPERtTROPHY. GAINS LOST
Another bad data, nothing happens.Except for a pump, naturally.
Sadly one of the worst offenders with regards to pesticide residue, eat up :^)
>Han drar ikke på fjellturer om sommeren og plukker kilovis med blåbær fra naturen
shiggydiggy
>>mfw
>didn't post face
>mfw
>only food to restore health as well as Hunger
Blueberries are the true Chad food.
Blueberries are the best berry. Glad to see fellow blueberry connoisseurs on fit
Man, I would eat blueberries every day if it wasn't for them being so inconsistent, biting into a bad one is actually the worst
Good berry.