Just bought a pair of these. Heightfraud anons, what am I in for?

Just bought a pair of these.
Heightfraud anons, what am I in for?

CRIME Shirt $21.68

UFOs Are A Psyop Shirt $21.68

CRIME Shirt $21.68

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A look of disappointment when you are both in your apartment naked.
    Also: Excuses of the girl saying she has to leave earlier than expected

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well.. by the time she is naked there is no going back, right? At least he will sex her. I'd say go for it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can confirm have achieved this in the past.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yea, as a fellow height frauder, I keep a bunch of ropes and handcuffs near the bed. I will not take off my shoes until the girl is firmly tied up.

        This is the most powerful strategy I have found so far

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          How do you keep her after the handcuff session?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't. After the deed is done I will usually drug her with a mix of chloroform and psychedelics that scramble her memory, then escape through the hotel window.
            Since I never give my real name or info there is no way for her to find or prosecute me.

            I will lay low for about 2 weeks, then go to a new city, put on my height frauder shoes and look for a new target.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        she will claim you rapped her because you lied about your height and had she known she wouldn't have had sex with you.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're in for a disappointment when you take your shoes off

      You should be honest about your height, you can still use those things, you will look taller and thats nice, but you aren't tall, don't tell people directly you bought those things, just say its the shoes or smth

      so true just like how when girls take off their high heels men instantly make excuses to leave and ghost them

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Height doesn't matter on women.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Men don't get turned on by height

          im 5'6 and ive only dated 5'10 girls, i have a fetish on tall girls and they are too insecure about their height
          everytime i approach them they get reality shocked

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Men don't get turned on by height

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Speak for yourself. I have a tiny foldable stool just for thenoccasion that I get to frick an amazon

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        when women take off their heels they get cuter

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        heels are very obvious. better analogue would be padded/push up bras

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i do not height fraud. plus those are terrible for your posture

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're in for a disappointment when you take your shoes off

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should be honest about your height, you can still use those things, you will look taller and thats nice, but you aren't tall, don't tell people directly you bought those things, just say its the shoes or smth

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He didn't start injecting hgh and aromatase Inhibitor in his 11th birthday
    Lmaoing at ur pathetic existence

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im 5ft9 and I wear them but they only give like 1 inch at most. probably going to do LL surgery in the next few years to get to 5ft10 which according to women is the absolute minimum acceptable height, and even then you have to be attractive in other ways. but at least Id have a fighting chance.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      5'9 is enough to make it stop getting brainwashed by IST and looksmax homosexuals, with insoles and nike airmax ur alrdy very close to 6ft

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If I lived in US Id agree but I live in a north european country where the average male height is 6ft. most women are on eye level with me and I cant cope lmao.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >most women are on eye level with me
          literally just tell them you want tall kids and they'll stop caring about your height

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    For those who have come here seeking non-meme answers:

    I own a pair of Conzuri sneakers which are effectively the OP pic but built in.

    I have worn them on occasion and suspect they contributed to getting laid once. Certainly women will see height first and make judgments - but just as importantly, so will men.

    There's a priority order to how immediately desirable you are to women before they know you, and it is:

    >social standing
    >height
    >confidence
    >clothing and fit
    >visual appearance

    Adding a bit of height helps eliminate some of the early "no" answers but it's less important than social standing - which is better managed by confidence and ability to talk to others.

    In short: additional height will help you but it will not by itself gain you puss.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      thanks for the insight, anon
      im looking for more info on this (not memeing)
      but Conzuri sneakers don't exist in my country and they are probably too expensive to be shipped
      what are the best options I can get from the popular brands? nike, adidas, etc
      I heard nike airmax was the best one, is it true?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      im

      thanks for the insight, anon
      im looking for more info on this (not memeing)
      but Conzuri sneakers don't exist in my country and they are probably too expensive to be shipped
      what are the best options I can get from the popular brands? nike, adidas, etc
      I heard nike airmax was the best one, is it true?

      just looked at their website, apparently they do shipping world wide? and its free shipping?
      maybe ill buy one, just hard to know the right size for me

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >literally the same male figure but re-sized
    Right pic should tell the truth showing the man with more angle on the instep. Like stepping on his toes. Also, his butt would be protruding.
    But I’m unable to understand moronic imperial, so I cannot tell if the image is scaled or not.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the fitness in this post?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      idk you could probably use them as inserts for squatting instead of buying squat shoes

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shit will feel very uncomfortable unless you get high top shoes a size larger than you normally wear.

    Send back the lifts and buy a pair of shoes with them already built in.

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