33 unemployed loser obese NEET. Always done well with women primarily on apps like tinder where I can get a rapport going without the crippling autism of trying to meet women irl.
Met a girl about a year ago she works full time and we found out she was preggers awhile ago and yesterday we found out we are having twins. Gave me a huge kick up the ass to get fit.
35% bf
Weak AF
Two herniated discs/sciatica
What do I do just focus on cardio till not obese? Cardio plus bro split? Meme powershit routine?
get a paternity test
Lol I will but trust she's not trying to trap a NEET she's a home owner who has rich parents and works for a major legal firm. I'll be the one getting the child support
Post pics of her mate
She probably a nerd
better hope your twins going to be girls so your goblin israelite genes don't show up
That's how fat white guys look
Get a job homie. ANY job cause you're gonna need the money just go work in a factory or something. Although with your spine issues that might not be great
good way of losing weight tho
Teach me your ways with tinder b***hes, Im fricking clueless with women and have largely wasted my looks. Also, in your case the easiest solution isn't to go run for ages or swim tons of pool laps. The best possible thing you can do to lose all that weight is to just walk. Just get walking a ton and watch your diet. The weight will slough off if you just move more, and walking is the lowest impact thing you can do easily. Yeah you can also add in some lifting but please be careful if you've got a fricked up back. After a while, throw in some jogging. But I can't stress this enough, just get out and go walk around a bunch.
Honestly just being interesting and not pretending to be some alpha fake version of myself that doesn't exist. Like I'm patriarchal but romantic and old fashioned kinda way, not rude or obnoxious.
I'm also very upfront about wanting a girl if I like them. This idea women want a psycho game player hasn't been my experience. They want someone with a backbone who leads in the relationship who is also kind and sweet and openly into them.
Sense of humour is big. I'm goofy and self depricating and girls love Goofy stuff, just mix that in with stuff like telling them you want your baby in their womb. They love it.
So basically "she let me hit cause Im goofy". I struggle really hard to get a balance between humor, not being a b***h or just being a miserable prick. I'm either trying way too hard with the humor and just wind up being a huge sperg. Example, I was joking with a girl about kramer from seinfeld and somehow turned it into a long rant about how kramer is like a modern diogenes. I often just wind up being a boring prick seething about everything and that bleeds through in how I talk. Or I just become a doormat. I have no real idea how to talk with women properly since not a single male family member cared enough to help and I was an outcast with no friends most of my life. Its only because I have borderline movie star looks that I've ever gotten laid.
You sound like a narcicist who is constantly thinking about themselves and how you are perceived. Stop that
Not wrong on that count. Its just hard to stop when its been ingrained in me for years, I spent way too much time as a kid trying to hyper analyze why I wasn't liked. I can't shut off that hyper autist part of my brain that's constantly weighing myself up in social situations. Tried alcohol but it just makes me even more analytic and turns me into a wall flower. Weed isn't my thing and I'm not doing coke.
Sound like me. Maybe stop caring and just try and find someone you like? I'm never trying to get them to like me. If I was I'd probably be awful at it.
This sounds cliche but work on being happy for what you have and letting go instead of trying to gain control. That really made a huge difference in my life. Hope the best for you.
PS most women don't care about looks for long term dating. Their standards are different. For a 1 night stand at a bar looks are king. But for long term relationships it's not. Most men are ugly to most women. It's the personality that turns them on long term.
Talking about Kramer being a modern philosopher could be interesting and funny but when you have to explain who diogenes is to a woman, because let's face it I doubt women are knowledgeable on Greek philosophy, then your rambling probably goes from being neat to listen to into a turn off. Need to learn how to read people's faces to tell when they get bored. It's a skill most autist learn by high school but seems you missed the boat or have a severe case.
This was on tinder so no face to read, its a bit harder to gauge when to stop over text if you're on a roll with something. If I'm rambling and a girl starts looking around or playing with her phone, yeah obviously change the subject. But once you hit a girl with 4 messages explaining how kramer is like diogenes there's no taking that back and she's probably moving on to another guy.
You're way too neurotic about this. It's giving me the ick.
And therein lies the problem. My reaction to my initial neuroticism makes it much much worse. A friend suggested I should just cut down on the chatter and talk like a borderline caveman. Just throw out the bare minimum and don't sperg out. Think its worth a shot?
Just be yourself dude. Find someone who's into you stop Bateman posting.
i completely understand. i’m the same exact way for the same exact reasons. unfortunately analyzing shit like that does absolutely nothing for you. you can’t think your way into social skills. exposure is the only way to develop them. as far as dating is concerned
is correct. it sounds bluepilled but just be yourself. you may have to do some real work to find out who “you” are but that’s the only way. choose the one who chooses you. no relationship based on a fake character you are playing will feel secure or fulfilling, so don’t even try it.
best of luck
Larp post
Stop stealing discord pics
Y'all homies is real life moronic
>33 unemployed loser obese NEET.
>Met a girl about a year ago she works full time and we found out she was preggers
>having twins
Employed hard working bros... our response? I slave 60hrs a week for Mr Greenstein and havent slept with a women.. now this NEET is having fricking twins..
Be thankful it's not you. Anon will soon find out he's getting nothing but 18 years of headaches.
Most of us do not want kids. Never forget that. We want a gf because we are heterosexual. Kids aren't part of the fantasy that stuff is for chicks. You frogposting nu-IST troons fantasize about kids and weddings like you're chicks.
Imagine being a virgin wagie. Working for years on end, enduring constant humiliation, always doing "the right thing" only to find out specimens like OP are reproducing and you're not.
You are literally providing the women in society with your valuable labor so they can have homes, running water and infrastructure only so a deadbeat like OP can go and frick them pregnant after they're done pretending to work.
She's rich, she's doing the work. This lack of reading comprehension is what lack of pussy does to a mf.
Anyone got workout advice?
>just don't contribute to society and have unprotected sex with every women you see bro
You men are the problem with our current society. Parasitic in nature, you feed on the labour of hard-working men only to trick some midwit female into having sex with you, which we end up paying for. The sign of a collapsing society is when this sort of behavior goes unpunished, but rest assure, your day of reconing will come anon.
Newsflash pal: The social contract has been broken for over 50 years.
That's ever since the floodgates of promiscuity were opened in society, back in the 1970s.
It literally makes ZERO sense to work in a society in which you are denied a young virgin bride.
There is literally no point to work if you can't start a family. You will always be unhappy because of an unfulfilled biological imperative.
Fricking around irresponsibly impregnating bawds is the closes thing you can get to it today.
Only a fool would think you can ever raise a traditional family in a society like this. Even BILLIONAIRES are getting cucked and forced to marry used women.
You're like that donkey with a carrot hanging from the stick, pushing forward, hoping it'll work out somehow.
Except the donkey is smarter than you because at least the carrot is real.
>The social contract has been broken for over 50 years.
>reeeee
>Only a fool would think you can ever raise a traditional family in a society like this.
>reeee
Sounds like a list of excuses for why YOU can't do it. My job may not pay me well, I might not be 6ft or have lots of money, but there's one thing I do have. I have discipline. I will work harder, I will stay longer and I will do what it takes. Nothing will deny me what I want from this world and I will get it. You sit round promoting all the "doom and gloom". I've got work to do while homosexuals like you sit round and complain.