>just get a hair transplant and take finasteride for the rest of your life dude

>just get a hair transplant and take finasteride for the rest of your life dude

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf is up with his chest

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he needs a large lung capacity for the lower partial pressure of atmospheric oxygen once mars is terraformed

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably heard that bezos takes hgh for his body but elon didn't know you have to work out too

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tried vacuuming

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      high cortisol

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    truly the whitest african american

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You're pale and saggy
    and the richest man on Earth
    >y-yeah, p-pale and saggy ... ... and the richest man on E-Earth

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Proof that his dick still works decades later

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's on hgh

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure but that looks like alcohol chest to me

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So it’s pretty much confirmed that tech CEO’s are using HGH and test to stay ahead of the competition right? Because that gut looks horrendous and completely unnatural.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks liek Immortan Joe. No wonder the war boys look like this..

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The pale cuck vs the bronze BVLL

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How hard is it to have a personal trainer train you 2 times per week, have your personal chef make you real food that your phd nutritionist will tell him too and chill every Sunday at your villa by the pool with 10 model escorts instead of being in twitter?

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Amber Heard got paid half a million to sleep with that thing.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that paleness only looks good in women. If you have pale white skin, blue eyes, green eyes (or both) them you will never look manly.

    >inba shalom rabbi

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elon is getting mogged hard

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Elon took better care of himself. He's going to die before Starship can even get certified for human flights to Mars. Even if they're doing Starlink launches by this time next year there's honestly no way they get clearance for manned flights for another 10 years. I'm honestly not sure he'll be alive by then with how his body seems to be falling apart.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really fucking need him to take spacex public before he dies so I can sell all my stock and retire

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I doubt SpaceX will go public anytime soon but Elon did mention a possible Starlink IPO in a couple years. They're going to absolutely crush the competition, I'll probably jump in balls deep when they do.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think I’m fucked then because from what I understand spacex and starlink are two separate private companies right now, so I’ll never see any of that private starlink stock

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