Just got back from the gym

I am insanely horny bros. Been touch deprived all my life. It’s hard doing nofap. Lifting makes me horny and I need to release it. (Need to fap bc I can’t get a gf to frick anytime soon)

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so lucky that I live in a country where prostitution is legal and safe.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Relax OP, I'm buying you a GF with these dubs. All you have to do now is to check them.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      THIS is how you do it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was here

        https://i.imgur.com/h22Z7f3.gif

        nah son, i got you. ill throw in 2 gfs just for these dubs

        watch them trips boys, everyone is getting a gf now

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was here

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah son, i got you. ill throw in 2 gfs just for these dubs

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go for a run.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What comic

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        overlord

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        skeleton knight in another world

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Relaxed

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Boku no Griffith

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gakuen baby sitters

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Natturo Shippwheyden

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Darudo Sandosutormu

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        besek

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Berserk, a testosterone filled manga

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Neon Genesis Pokémon

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What comic

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nofappers give me cultic vibes similar to ketolards. They do something that carries no real benefits, makes them suffer, and do that shit with pride.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      T. Porn addict

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You didn't do the meme arrows so that means you signed yourself as the porn addict

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You didn't do the meme arrows so that means you signed yourself as the porn addict

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            there you go, you figured out meme arrows

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I jerk off twice or thrice a week for about 20 minutes. You spend untold hours on IST. Tried doing nochanning?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          20 minutes? Gotta be quicker'n that

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, I enjoy reading

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post body

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have sex with your wife.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't need to FAP or orgasm. You think you need it so that's whats causing you to relapse

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that post-workout twink porn marathon

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      high test asf.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    thank frick I wank daily and have none of the negative effects.

    nofap is psyop.
    you need to wank a lot to keep your sperm fresh.
    if you shoot up a load of stale cum into a pussy and she becomes pregnant chances are high that the kid will be moronic.
    your swimmers got shelf life. you need to throw the old ones out as often as possible. preferably into a pussy of course.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Been touch deprived all my life.
    Getting sex with a woman while you are touch deprived makes the sex 10 times better. One of the most intense experiences you can ever experience.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, did you know you can jerk off with out porn?

    If you're that horny, just jerk off, no edging, no porn. If you lose your hard on, give up and forget, you're obviously not that horny.

    I've gotten ED when i was with girls, due to my 15+ years porn addiction.

    Last week i went 10 days without jerking off, and friday i was so horny, i just jerked off. Like 10 mins, it was so sensitive, boner didn't dissapear or lessen. Came a huge load, didn't open porn or anything.

    You may be going PMO route, but if you falter, you can jerk off, just don't go to any screen media, no pictures, no instagram, no porn sites, nothing. Just you and your dick, if it works, it works, if it doesn't it doesn't, Just don't go to a tube site and begin browsing categories and viewing 1,000's of uncharacteristically hot women, that shit will frick up your brain.

    God speed, anon.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >touch deprived
    lol you zoomers and your gay memes.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody here ever used a chastity cage to unironically inhibit their urge to jerk off?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would try this but worry it would be uncomfortable when lifting and/or during cardio

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, because that's insane.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That would just make me more horny because I have an orgasm denial fetish

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ive been off work with a broken leg for 4 months and i have gained 8kg andnnow jerk off 4-5 times a day. its always out of boredom, i dont even get horny anymore. i spend most of my day high.
    that being said i will still get laid before all you other losers. imagine not touching your penis because you think it gices you superpowers. you shouldnt touch your wiener because an ordinary person should not have enough time in their day ti make masturbation a daily ritual

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