Wtf is this shit? Tastes like cancer in a can. How do you morons gulp this toxic waste down on a regular basis? Drink a coffee instead if you wanna get hopped up
Just tried one for the first time
Wtf is this shit? Tastes like cancer in a can. How do you morons gulp this toxic waste down on a regular basis? Drink a coffee instead if you wanna get hopped up
I also gave in and tried one for the first time a few weeks ago, was fricking awful. Such a chemical taste with an absurd amount of sweeteners.
I had to know what meme was all about. Never had an energy drink before. Just awful. Really really awful.
Zero ultra is designed to taste horrible to children and those with the testosterone levels of children
I quite like normal monster but this shit is fricking awful
tastes like the fizzy paracetamol. I don't hate it. but all the other flavours are better.
>do you all drink this
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>tastes like the fizzy paracetamol
hm yeah it tastes similar but I always thought it tasted more like one of these dollar store multi vitamin tablets.
Ain't no way I over pay for this shitty taste.
I rather drink Pepsi.
I ordered a bee not a fricking yellowjacket, fat negress!
It tasting like poison is the whole point.
Zoomers are self destructive and like the idea of harming themselves, and boomers want to feel cool and badass.
A monster is just caffeine and a ton of cancerous sweeteners. They choose to give it the poison taste on top.
Ultra rosa is what we chads guzzle down
I like the original green one with sugar. Frick artificial sweeteners.
sorry bro, its only for chads and staceys
White is the worst one
I'm 35 therefore it was made for me, not for you.
Coffee is also based
The logo is 666 in Hebrew. There's also a crucifix over the letter. What this all means? Pay attention to this. It means we're so weird. We have to eat and drink. But, there's also sex? Just not for us. What I'm suggesting is of epic proportions. There is no way out from this except jumping from a building. This is a theory which once again becomes interesting when you discover the god of a trillion heads. It can speak. That is so cool bro. We're safe, that's what that means. He is going to keep giving us nothing until our bodies rot. He's just going to keep juicing us bud. He's obviously stealing, otherwise he would let us leave. The space police will be having words one day, that's all we can hope for.
Monsters may be battery acid but bitter coffee is straight up poison. In terms of taste at least, I know black coffee is healthier.
>tfw white is my favorite
I guess the brain damage finally got to me
Coffee tastes like shit and is for plebs, Monster is the thinking man's sip
>Wtf is this shit?
Read the label if you want to know what is made of.
They put something inside so you grt addicted,i swear. Im on third week without caffeine now and cola zero/monster zero tastw like shit. Frick those israelite companies ruining your health.
I'm sorry I guess I just don't have the receptors to sense the chemical taste. It tastes like sweet slightly acidic carbonated water that wakes me up.
I think you're the type of person to dislike chocolate whey protein because there's a couple of clumps in it.
You should consider replacing lifting with stamp collecting or spelling bee competitions
I drink like three of these a day. How bad is this?
Coffee is only good made with milk instead of water and with sugar in it.
This tastes good for 0 cals
White monster is fricking great
it tastes just like lilt
For me, it's orange