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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t know what’s worse, ketogays, or people who hyperfixate on keto and make hating a shitty diet consume so much of their mental capacity
    it’s unironically gotten to the point where ketohaters have become more autistic than the ketoschizo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much this. OP, when all you do is mud-sling Keto, you unironically make their diet look more rational.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ketogays are worse of course, telling people the truth about keto being hyper stressfull saves lives. If Scott Murray saw the anti keto threads he would be alive right now. What killed him was extreme stress from multiple avenues: cold showers, keto, fasting, wake up at 5 am induced insomnia, no pain no gain mentality. The reported benefits in mood from keto is due to high cortisol, theese people are literally adrenaline junkies and they will all perish young like any junkie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Isnt cutting literally keto? You reduce carbs and increase fats and protein. And keep a little less than maintaince

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >increase fats
        Explain why you would need more fat when you are cutting fat

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why would you eat more of something more dense in calories when you're cutting?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          imagine thinking volume matters but hormones don't
          couldn't be me

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Literally what

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >it’s unironically gotten to the point where ketohaters have become more autistic than the ketoschizo
      It's always been like that. You're just slow to catch on.

      Calling people who disagree "schizo" is typical aggressive communist tactics to unperson and silence dissent. You're naive to fall for it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tbh there is a literal ketoschizo in the /fat/ threads, he spams the same images and tells people they can eat unlimited amount of calories from fat and still lose weight

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't start this war, but I'm gonna finish it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You know, the simply fact that the 3chin contrarians are triggered by it and are against it makes me think this keto thing might be a good thing.
      The more söyjak edits people make about it the more I'm convinced keto is actually really good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The more people point out my lies, the more I double down!
        Classic Cope

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >look mom, I'm being contrarian!

          The thing is, contrarians on IST don't make heated posts PRO-anything, they can only be anti.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    These are the people who write books on how to fast and lose weight on keto (also touch kids)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's not exactly S tier, bro

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i don't hate keto, just the morons who won't shut up about it

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's wrong with keto?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Most people on keto eat meat. Vegans hate it.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick cares? They could eat literal shit for all I care. Personally I would never do keto though, carbs are tasty af.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong thread pal

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, it's pretty much on target.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nah

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah he is

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Ok

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      next do gravity, or why breathing air is bad

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My fren is eating five tbsp of spirulina per day with about a pound of raw grasspot beef and six tbsp of bone marrow and cap fat: also, four ounces raw beef liver and heart. I can't stop him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is he your friend

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        15% of young men in North America don't actually have frens; or you could think of it as a figure of speech or an anonymity filter.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And yes, that's a screenshot of Frank Tufano's gay porn video

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tried keto, unironically had the most chest pains and literally pissing out fat and damaged my kidneys. Thanks Keto!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry you went through that anon. Are you OK now? Kidneys fine?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Still having issues with bread giving me headaches. I think the whole 3 month experiment changed the composition of my gut bacteria. Just the thought of a cookie or slide of bread would make me sick.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm so sorry :/

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          unironically I feel at my best when I'm eating greek yogurt every day

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really don't care about keto and keto-stans. I get where I want to be by eating like a normal person, just being a bit more conscious about macros and keeping an eye on the calories. Why overconplicate it?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Beef is literally the best thing a man can put in his belly.
    Your obsession with Keto is cope for your inability to stop gorging yourself on simple carbs.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are you the guy obsessed by keto because he was raped by a dude doing keto?
    Let it go my man, not our fault you enjoyed it.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why so many threads, vegan? Each thread converts zero people. Zero times anything is zero. More threads doesn't make your shilling more effective.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >He thinks all vegans are the same person
      Makes me laugh everytime

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >doing keto
    why? you just end up gaining the weight back.
    plus why would you not eat potatoes, rice and fresh fruit?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Carbs make you fat.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Do they though

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes sir dat dey do.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't believe so.

            unironically I feel at my best when I'm eating greek yogurt every day

            Based yogurt enjoyer

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Meat is the healthiest food one can eat. Cope and seethe b***hbreasts. Or continue spending your limited time creating bait threads about a diet you don’t even do.

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