>*kills the norwood reaper*

>*kills the norwood reaper*

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of my favorite things to do at the gym is run my hands through my hair next to guys who are bald/are balding. It's such a harsh mog

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me its pretending to not hear my customers if they are with a girl so they have to repeat themselves, sometimes several times
      ive been doing this ever since i heard about that ick thing

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't understand.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's a homosexual

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's ick?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          its a fish disease

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just shout at you call you a homosexual to your face make fun of you while walking away.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have to take your cap off eventually

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no cap?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        heh

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    dont care didnt read rolling for push ups

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wears his cap while having sex
    >wears his cap at a job interview
    >wears his cap at the club
    >wears his cap outside on a sunny day

    1/4 checks out, the others have you looking like a moronic child who might aswell be wearing it backwards and tilted slightly

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The club and outside on sunny day both work.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hey anon, you're not hatfishing are you? 🙂

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I HATE BALDING I HATE BALDINGI HATE BALDING I HATE BALDINGI
    I HATE BALDING I HATE BALDING
    I'm short and 21 years old it's unironically over my entire life will be nothing but struggle and I'm incredibly bitter about it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      youre backpilled?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        if only my lats were huge

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"yo anon, why are you wearing a cap indoors"?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you know it's rude to wear a hat indoors, right?
      >u-u-uu-uuuuh really? I don't think so h-ha ha

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you know it's rude to wear a hat indoors, right?
      >u-u-uu-uuuuh really? I don't think so h-ha ha

      I've seen so many women pick up guys hats to check if they're bald

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        has literally happened to me (I am balding)

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Women can smell bad incel genes. Mother nature is cray cray yo

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A guy regularly comes into the shop i work at wearing a beanie, even in summer, never thought much about it. One day he lifted it up carelessly and he had the most disgusting bald, scraggly comb over homer simpson hair i've ever seen. He came in yesterday with an actual fricking mohawk wig. Just shave it off dude, no one cares, you're making it worse and more laughable by coping. It's the same thing with short people and platform shoes - it's the insecurity that makes it pitiful, just own your genetics

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      unfortunately people do care but there's nothing that guy can do if it's too far gone, life isn't a game we can all win

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no one cares
      you just wrote a text wall about it

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