Kryptonite thread?

Kryptonite thread?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    goyslop thread

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post body

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        goyslop poster

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    god all-fucking-mighty i could go for a sack of cheeseburgers right now. Fuck those stupid giant gourmet burgers and fuck sliders. Fast food burgers are the perfect size. FUCK.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mmm I love my child sacrificing overlords for giving me my slop I love my slop I’m a good goy I don’t care if it has no nutritional value and is full of cancer inducing and hormone altering chemicals IT TASTES SO FREAKIN GOOD I love my overlords I love the new world order

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      who the fuck cares incel? u gonna eat raw meat and nofap til the day u die just to show them garden gnomes that you’re free? gl with that nerd

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mine is booze. I have better self control than I used to though.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Diner Turkey clubs.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >toasted bread
      >some mayo
      >deli turkey
      >lettuce
      >tomato
      what the fuck is so hard about making that yourself? or how is that too high calorie for you?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        First off, fuck Mayo. Always got them without. And they aren’t hard to make, they just never tasted as good when I made them.
        Haven’t had one in a while. On a cut(1500cal/day)and no junk food/cheat days.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >fuck Mayo.
          >they just never tasted as good when I made them.
          kek I wonder why. Enjoy your dry ass turkey sandwiches

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lol yea that guys is a retarded fag

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >they just never tasted as good when I made them
          You need to toast the bread in butter. That's the secret to any restaurant food. It's butter.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i will not be accepring other gay names

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why are you eating a dark overlord?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Burnt offerings?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hmmmmmmmmmmm it is almost weekeeeeeeend

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    these mother fuckers. its the slow death.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you eat the entire bag in one sitting or something?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        no. 2 at a time every tim i go by my fridge. i eat probalby 6 per day.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          So 1 pack every 3 days lol

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont think these count. Perfectly normal snack anon.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is a kryptonite thread. i WILL grab two and eat these every time i see em. as far as i am concerned they count.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      These are actually great, as long as you get the full fat ones and not that part skim bullshit. One can take me through an afternoon comfortably at this point. Galbani is my go-to.
      You only get in trouble when you bread them, fry them, and serve them with marinara sauce. This shit should be a controlled fucking substance.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        the part skim ones are nice cause its easy to remember the nurition facts tho. 6g fat 6g protein simple as.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    pepperoni sticks or cheezits

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's 2 Dave's singles with a large fries and a extra large chocolate frosty.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I blame my grandmother (God bless her soul) for my weakness.
    This was her favorite soft drink, and she would always give me some whenever I was over at her house.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you switch to diet after like a month you will get used to and prefer the tase. that is if you think its better to drink diet soda than corn slop soda. i cant drink a whole can of corn slop soda anymore. it gives me a tummy ache.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Drinks diet soda
        >Thinks he has the right to call any fuckin' thing else slop
        That's it buddy, reps of seated toaster curls in the bathtub until nature runs its course.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          identifying slop and consuming it are not mutually exclusive. you legitimately think drinking corn syrup soda is worse than consuming aspartame? is that a genuine opinion of yours?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            False dichotomy. All soda is bad for you.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, I just don't like hypocrisy. Like someone ranting about how dangerous or evil tobacco is while sucking on a vape pen. Either shut the fuck up about it or I'm going to start ripping on you for the thing you enjoy.

              meth and weed are both bad for you. yeah its best not to do any, but i would say that stoners are probably better off than tweakers no?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stoners are unemployed, tweakers wear a suit and tie and earn 6 figures.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is the corn syrup or aspartame the tweaker?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, I just don't like hypocrisy. Like someone ranting about how dangerous or evil tobacco is while sucking on a vape pen. Either shut the fuck up about it or I'm going to start ripping on you for the thing you enjoy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some of the most difficult food associations to break on the way to a healthy weight are ones that have a lot of loving familial stuff tied up in them.
      It's easy to quit that sugared up Starbucks "coffee" you get on the way to work, but it's a lot harder to break that addiction to those delicious warm gooey cookies that your mother, rest her soul, made for you when you were a kid whenever you were having a rough day, and taught you how to make before she died, reminding you the secret is just the perfect amount of vanilla and cinnamon.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you sound like a gay
        LMAO

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, he's right.
          Why do you think fast food companies advertise to children so aggressively

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >biscuits and gravy
    >fried steak and grits
    >any seafood
    >cheesecake
    >peanutbutter tuna sammiches

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >CALORIES ARE... LE BAD

    dyel weakling moment

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like fatfuck moment.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        cope harder weakling

        I know you dyels right now are all dieting to get abs for the summer, but the truth is women WANT bloat max strengthcels

  14. 2 months ago
    BraveLemon

    Make way for the Goyslop King

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      its true. macdonalds undesputed god of the slop. can i get a uhhh 20 piece, a Hispanicy mc chicken and a mcdouble? buffalo sauce please. a med fry and a large powerade no ice. thanks 🙂

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They may sell the most, but personally for me they lack in the addictiveness department, for the sole reason that every time I eat it I feel kinda sick and weird, even if I do something small. The pleasure vs pain is no longer worth it.
        A truly insidious slop will cause you to overeat immensely, and want you to come back the next day for more.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >A truly insidious slop will cause you to overeat immensely, and want you to come back the next day for more.
          del taco then?

          Stoners are unemployed, tweakers wear a suit and tie and earn 6 figures.

          coke and adderall =/= meth and tweakers.

          Is the corn syrup or aspartame the tweaker?

          id say that corn syrup is the worse of the two, but not as sever a difference as weed and meth.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Del Taco
            Maybe, but for me it's always some form of pizza.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I ate something similar to this after walking 20km to McDonald's. I spent an hour eating this then I walked 20km back to my home. I walked 40km just to pig out and get away with it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i hope you know that walking 40km probably burned off like a single burger and fries at most lol

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd enjoy mickey d's more if their buns didn't go dry and hard so easily. They don't last 5 minutes while I'm grazing the fries or nuggies. Every time I think about having some slop I think of the buns and I decide it's just not worth it. If they offered like a soft crepe wrap or something in place of the bun I'd go there twice a month at least. As it is I only ever pull through for fries or nuggies a couple times a year when I get the urge.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Many things to choose from, but alcohol has to be it for me. Not only because of the empty calories, but because I tend to order takeout whenever I get drunk.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      Especially with hard liquor, one drink and I become ravenous.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just ate a picrel (triple) with fries and coke. Regretted it right after. Why am I such a retard bros.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      McDicks is the only fast food that gives me stomach aches. Id much rather pig out on Whataburger, Freddys, Culvers, Wendys, or Shake Shack

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's weird how often I hear that from people now, to the point where they'll no longer touch the stuff. What the fuck kind of toxic waste are they mixing in their food that's different from other fast food joints that makes people feel like ass?

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My kryptonite is food. But it’s also my blessing cuz I don’t really mind eating healthy stuff. I love food. Period. I love my deenz sandwiches. I love eating a plate of cucumbers sprinkled with a pinch of salt. I love addictive cabbage.

    But ever since I found out a mcdouble is 22g of protein for 400 calories, ive felt challenged.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Especially in the middle of summer

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      there are low fat ice creams as well. one of my colleagues who also lifts showed me some. it's some vegan shit but doesn't taste that bad.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      there are low fat ice creams as well. one of my colleagues who also lifts showed me some. it's some vegan shit but doesn't taste that bad.

      >buy ice cream maker (the cheap and simple ones that are just spinning a frozen bowl for 30mins)
      >dump in low %/skim milk, 0% greek yoghurt, Truvia® Cane Sugar Blend (I am an unpaid truvia shill) and your choice of berries, vanilla, cocoa, chocolate, whatever
      >enjoy delicious frozen dessert with virtually the same nutrition as the 0% yoghurt you used + the fibre/micros of any fruit you added
      you won't regret it bros

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    giant dicky

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Giant dicky? I thought that pedos were pedos because they think it’s tighter?

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    chinese slop, always has weird fucking ingredients like mung bean flour or 11 kinds of identical-looking brown sauce that I can't be bothered to stock in my own kitchen

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would kill someone for one of these honestly

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The double down sucks but the kfc biscuits are kryptonite

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lemon cake

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    These things are too good, i could eat like half a kilo of them

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is there a ping pong ball inside that weird apple?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physalis_peruviana

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Neat

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't had fast food is months, fuck it it's friday, tonight I'm buying everything at BK

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Double McRoyal. Maybe McDonalds in my country is better or something but it's the best burger out there.
    >honest cheeseburger
    >just meat, cheese, onion, pickles, and sauce
    >very strong beefy flavor
    >as long as you eat it while it's still hot it's actually juicy
    I usually either eat two, or one with extra patty. I usually add bacon too, doesn't improve flavor much but it forces them to make a fresh one instead of grabbing one that's been sitting out.

    None of the fancier burger places here(and there's a lot) sell a basic cheeseburger, it's always a ton of pointless added bullshit like eating a goddamn salad in a bun. And when I'm in the mood for a salad in a bun I'd rather just go for a doner kebab.

    Burger King does basic cheeseburgers too but I don't like their sauce and they're the only fast food chain that makes me feel sick after eating there, I think they add more salt to their shit or something.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >but anon that's healthy
    i'm ketofag now :'(

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    shawarma without tomatoes, i usually make them at home but they never taste the same as the ones at shops.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is my kryptonite.

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