>landed in tokyo
>all of the cute girls here are fricking with short skinny fricks with no muscle s.
>even see girls with short balding fat guys…
Holy frick i’ve been told a lie by IST…
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>dirty tiles and concrete
wtf? I thought Japan had standards and powerwashes daily
I went to Japan in 2015 and I felt gigantic since I towered above 9/10 Japanese men at 180cm. At the time, I was balding badly and I was 110kg and I still got hit on at the bar by Japanese women. Asian women have no standards.
How do you know you weren't a mark for the Yakuza to rob? Japan censors it's actual crime rate.
Some of the women who approached me did give off a non-genuine atmosphere, and maybe those ones were pressured into talking to me since I was the only white man there. I dressed like a homeless man intentionally to not draw attention to myself though,
>unable to outrun or beat up some slanty eyed asiatics who probably have cancer from radiation
T. triads
What the frick I thought cuckpan was safe bros. These fricking asiatics don’t respect us foreigners visiting their country to frick their women?
The Yakuza have been on the decline m8. Lookup their membership rates in any other decade compared to now
That's only on the books. When you outlaw being a member they go underground. Just like how they supress the crime rate by not investigating.
>110kg@180cm
I can imagine
fat frick
Oops, this isn't a mirror, anon, this is IST.
180cm is pretty tall even in half of Europe you tard
That’s it I’m going ottermode. When my cut is finished I’m taking a month long trip to Japan with the main intent being to frick as many Japanese b***hes as I can
>180cm
>balding badly
>still got hit on at the bar by Japanese women
They couldn't see the top of your head is why
>I still got hit on at the bar by Japanese women. Asian women have no standards.
bawds that hang out at bars looking for white guys are not indicative of a countries women in general.
my family wants to go to asia and i honestly just don't want to cause i don't want to be swarmed by them. Sounds arrogant but happened to my counsin, they'd ask for pictures with him cause he's blond
well asian women look subhuman so no shit they have no standards.
>At gym
>Asian qt keeps glancing at me, and moving to machines closer to me
>Planning to go talk to her when I'm finished
>See her leave with emaciated dyel nerd chink
It's not fair bros.
just because you flew to another country doesn't mean that you will automatically get pussy, you moron
What do you mean, i’m just gonna go see the prostitutes. My time here is limited and I got things to see.
It just the shit you get told online doesn’t even show up here.
OP, did you actually kill them?
you thought lifting is a requirement before getting pussy? how do you even make it past the CAPTCHA moron?
Advice from someone who took a vacation there for 2 weeks and non stop fricked. GET TINDER GOLD and bumble it was mainly milfs but frick me did i get drained every day.
did you go on dates or did you come directly to their place?
He's larping you moron
what makes you think that?
So uh I've been chatting to this girl who wants a 3some with her bf, she says he's into NTR and she has 3 kids.
Am I going to be mugged or killed in a bondage game gone wrong?
Has Japan fallen? I've been here a week and am simply regretting every moment of it. There is western music playing in the Lawsons I visit for lunch, there is english on road signs, people consistently speak english to me without realizing I speak Japanese(simply because I am white). I see more McDonalds here than I thought possible I literally thought it was just a anime meme put in. When and why did Japan become so latched onto fricking America of all things? America sucks it has nothing of value and overrun by morons.
What annoys me the most is that there are practically 0 doujinshi shops in Akihabara now, you have like 2 or 3 good ones that are willing to sell the good stuff. Comiket was a relief but running into the amount of foreigners there was embarrassing. I fly back to Canada in a few days and am at a loss, this was to be a real fun trip but instead I am left with dissatisfaction. When did it all go so wrong?
>0 doujinshi shops in Akihabara now, you have like 2 or 3 good ones that are willing to sell the good stuff
what do you mean >good stuff?
>When and why did Japan become so latched onto fricking America of all things
How ignorant are you? Japan is part of the American hegemony for almost a century now
right after we obliterated their country and then came back in July to free our territory
>speak Japanese
You shouldn’t even be there you fricking moron. People like you ruin everything. Japan traditionally hates foreigners so your mere presence there harms their culture.
i wasn't planning to go there but now i think i will just to make trad japs seethe
Sorry to disappoint but no one really cares. The whole
>MUH XENOPHOBIC
Shtick is, in my experience a result of autists with no friends at home going to japan and being surprised when they make no nip friends when they socialise exclusively with other autists from their country while in japan.
If you make a vague effort to fit in and actually socialise with nips they're generally cool
This is probably true in ny experience there, they were very accommodating to tourists, and alot of locals were very friendly. but I made no effort to make friends as I was there for a short time with a spouse.
I made a bunch of acquaintances just talking to randoms in izakaya in my shitty moon. I did kudo while i was there and often went to yakiniku and onsen with the boys. Had another friend who coached boxing on the side and met a bunch of amateur fighters he was working with when they wanted somone tall to spar (I'm 6'4). I usually go back once or twice a year and meet up with a bunch of people while there
>go to japan
>only visit the tourist areas that westerners typically visit
>wonder why it feels so western
Dumbass
G L O B A L I Z A T I O N
Look up "Paris syndrome", it refers to how Asian tourists visit Paris expecting it to be like Beauty and the Beast or someshit, then when they find out that it's just a big dirty city they get all depressed and disillusioned. I definitely felt that way in Tokyo. It's like, "oh, they don't care that I really admire them, they don't care that I like them. They just see me as yet another faceless pedestrian." I went to Tokyo expecting Miyazaki or something but it's a cold, tough city. I was on the subway and there was a very old man having some kind of heart trouble, keeling over in his seat, and nobody was even looking at him. Later on I saw a chick collapse on the street and people just stepped over her
You should look into creative writing, anon. This would nearly be believable if it were for the fact that I've lived in tokyo and know you're full of shit.
Post passport. I very much doubt you own one.
>your writing is really good!!!
Thanks anon, also everything I said is true, and the fact that you don't see what I saw despite living there for years makes me suspect that you're insensitive to your surroundings
maybe you two just have different outlooks
You sound like someone who watches too much anime. Of course a big city is going to be heartless. Why do you even worship any group of people you are yet to meet? They have no reason to care about you as you have no reason to idolize them. Get a grip.
>try to not be a sperg
That's too much to ask here.
was she cute?
>I was on the subway and there was a very old man having some kind of heart trouble, keeling over in his seat, and nobody was even looking at him. Later on I saw a chick collapse on the street and people just stepped over her
first time in a big city?
I mean if you to to the most touristy spot in the most tourist city, they're gonna cater to tourists.
I've never been but if you went to Hokkaido or Okinawa I'm sure it would be different. Kyoto looks more old japanese from what I've seen too.
I'm going on an exchange to Japan, any tips japbros?
Learn the language, you aren’t getting access to the 18-23 yr old cuties without it, all the milfs and gaijin hunters are 23+ years old.
Do you prefer Koreans or Japanese as allies? Korea seems REALLY weird considering they're trapped between two hostile empires (Japan and China)
Why are you chilling where all the homeless and runaway are chilling in kabukicho
Kabukicho hasn't been rough since like the 90s. Western ikebukero is the new shady area and, to a lesser extent, takeshita dōri in harajuku
Getting IST only works if you are trying to frick other men anon.
hey newsflash moron: women cheat
I went to Tokyo last month, the guys there were dysgenic as hell, my girlfriend was repulsed by them.
they're all very skinny, and I saw alot of young people with disabilities that looked bone related, the food there isnt super nutritious and the milk there is fake tasted like reconstitute powdered milk with no lactose in it.
the women there were super hot/cute for the most part
>not drinking the king of milk
As opposed to nasty milk, the inferior brand.
Its because this is seen as the male beauty standard in east asia so the guys try to emulate it by not eating which means no energy for gym. Having muscles is seen as a gay thing there but that doesn't apply to foreigners since they're aware Americans are larger. So the women there rarely see guys with big muscles that arent old gay dudes, you're like a shiny Pokemon to them.
I am intimately familiar with the beauty standards for men they have, these guys were straight up UGLY and malnourished, salary men in their late 30s and 40s from behind look like 20 year olds because of their builds.
there were a few people I saw entering and exiting the gym, and they looked dyel or very newbie by western standards
All asian girls want Korean boyfriends. Whites are unrefined scum which lower their status.
Just going off what my single friends (male and female, nip and gaijin) tell me, jap guys are pretty shit to be in a relationship with. They either try to reenact dramas or have the emotional depth of a spoon. As such, foreign men are generally perceived as preferable in regard to their approach to romance. However, this is mostly as a result of exposure to media rather than actual interaction with foreign men.
>or have the emotional depth of a spoon
This has been my experience with all men I've dated. (But I'm also a homosexual which means the emotional illiteracy and communication is doubled as it's two-way lul)
>gays
>meaningful relationship
Man I'm trying my best
kek b***h watched too many k-drama and thinks that's the standard for romance lmao. Though i don't blame her Japanese men gives off a fricking boring energy.
The milk is definitely reconstituted powder btw it would be really expensive to get fresh milk in Japan since they have such a small cattle population. I don't think dairy is really a big part of their diet compared to the rest of the world in general, you dont really hear about japanese people eating cheese and yogurt.
Milk is served with literally every lunch from grade through high school. Milk based desserts are extremely common and both cheese and yogurt are common and popular.
I'd suggest getting a passport rather than regurgitating bullshit that some other passportless wonder made up.
t. Lived in japan for two years
>all of these white cucks taking about their experience in Japan
What about use tall handsome dark bvlls? Do these bug bawds kneel before us too when seeing us?
Blacks pretty much only exist on US military bases or in the employ of yakuza or an imported organised crime group. They are generally assumed to be involved in crime whenever present and are treated with suspicion and fear
Good. It's heartening to hear some people's still have a healthy distrust of the Black folk.
Just like God intended
?
If you're in Japan how come the words are in American?
btfo
Girls don't care about muscle, especially asian girls.
Sure they don't, Chang... Sure they don't...
I post this not trying to make you feel bad but just to prove you wrong. Start lifting Chang and the quality of the Asian pussy you get will improve.
Nice acting
tokyo has a lot of millionaires
>a capital city has a concentration of wealth
In other news: water is wet
When I was there, literally every woman was at least an 8/10 (I guess they take care of themselves better. They dress up just to go to the food store, for example)
>They dress up just to go to the food store
this is a thing in most of the world outside America. a very common thing that everyone makes fun of you for is how you all dress like shit or like you're at home when you go outside
We gave your country freedom
Going to Japan in 2 (two) days. Give me some tips for picking up wahmen.
Fix your posture you soon to be hunch back.
fuark. I feel so unnatural when I force myself to be upright. I also look like a tryhard when I do it.
You are a mental midget
what?
seethe, dilate, cope manlet
just b urself
I would like to go to Japan but I was a dumb menace as a teenager and was a criminal. Will Japan allow me? My government hates me and gives me a hard time trying to get a passport.
I hate the antichrist.
Depends on country and the nature of the crimes. If you have a free travel agreement with japan you probably don't need a visa if you're staying for < 1 month
I sold drugs, nothing hard but in the end I was caught with 10k and 10lbs of Marijuana and lucky only a few tabs of mama. I also have a few assault charges and disorder conduct. I tried to fight the rcmp officer one night, luckily the officer was a bro and just it as disorderly conduct. So yeah, I'm Canadian. I do not drink anymore and live a sober life cause of this now. Lifting helps. I just want to see Japanese wilderness and take it all in. It's my thing now. Have a mountain top.
Mdma, not mama. I'm phone posting.
I do miss my mom though. She hates my guts crazy bad.
Pretty sure canada has a free travel agreement but japan (well all of asia) is adequately hard on drugs so dunno
Oh well. I'm still trying but yea, sucks making bad life choices. Just glad I grew up in a good time and had fun.
I lived in Shanghai for 2 years in my late 20's/early 30s as a tall IST white male.
I compare my experience to that of the Spanish exploring the Amazon. Endless sea of exotic pussy to sick my white wiener.
If I have a son I plan on making sure he knows Mandarin so he can also take the same route I did when he comes of age. Hopefully he does so for his son as well.
Chinese girls are some next level cute.