Left: Brad Pitt at age 45. Heavy drinker and smoker

Left: Brad Pitt at age 45. Heavy drinker and smoker
Right: Crazy Tech Billionaire trying to look young injecting son blood
Makes you think

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    brad pitt also injects kids blood u moron, he probably drinks em during torture rituals while its 100% fresh

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Hollywood has been mainlining stem cells and peptides for 30 years now

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn Hebrews re-enacting a scene from their holy text? The only reference of Moloch? Surely they must worship him!!!
      Fricking moron

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        calm down rabbi

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are all Satanists and they all drink babies blood and cannibalise them

      This. Hollywood has been mainlining stem cells and peptides for 30 years now

      What's going on in the heads of anons that post this crap?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You guys know injecting someones blood into yourself is beyond moronic, right? Have you ever heard about how our body reacts to these tissues and reject it?
      >muh compatibility
      No one is 100% compatible with you (not even twin brothers by the way, let alone his fricking son, which is complitely mixed with his wife) and each time you come into contact with these transfusions, your immune system gets more and more sensitized to it.
      Idk why you guys have to be such conspiracy morons

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah genes>skincare/lifestyle

    But Brad has personal chefs who probably cook him very healthy food for decades, plus he probably has had a long term skin care regimen plus botox injections since early 40s. And he works out.

    Still, Brad looks better at 45 than this narcissistic moron

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >And he works out

      All the stars who aged well works out. Wahlberg, Damon, Keanu, Leto

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget Jamie Foxx.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jamie foxx is dying of the clot shot right now

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The key as a man is simply sleeping enough, managing stress and never going a over about 15% bodyfat, ever.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >than this narcissistic moron
      >implying celebrities aren't all narcissists
      get off the goyslop

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >trying to look young
    That's code for 'trying to survive on a vegan diet'. All the crazy shit he's doing: supps, blood, hormones, derma needling; it's barely even working.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ugly old fricker cope. pic rel is 56. we youthmaxxers will frick prime 20-30 years olds at 60 while you will drown yourself in alcohol with your half rotting face and bear belly.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pitt has a one in a billion genetics and the other guy is a israelite

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both Anglos, I think the tech guy is Mormon even. So, you're a moron.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are all Satanists and they all drink babies blood and cannibalise them

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally Tom Cruise at 45 looks better than this dude

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >takes baths in babys blood every night

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where does one get baby's blood?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Abortion clinics

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            XD I'm going to hell for laughing

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wouldn't it be easier to kidnap/purchase 3rd world kids or would the blood be considered tainted?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          why do you think americans circumcise their newborns?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >picture of him covered in more make up then a woman looks young

      hes had plastic surgery too, moronic homies lmao

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not even a great pictures of Pitt at 45 imo. You can see what they're trying to do with the lighting (shadow) but they end up highlighting creases like on the forehead. Here's one of him at 53.

    If Bryan Johnson said he's taking collagen and 30 supplements a day of plant extracts and the like, and he only ate a special diet of mostly organic produce and some organic meat and fish, then I'd be interested, then I'd think he might be onto something. Lots of mega wealthy people do that type of thing. It would also cost far less. What he's actually doing is pure farce, won't do much/any good and is probably more likely to end up shortening his life by some way or another

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he only ate a special diet of mostly organic produce and some organic meat and fish,

      That sounds like a typical Mediterranean or Japanese diet

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        A traditional Mediterranean or Japanese diet, you seem to greatly underestimate globalization and how goyslop has become the norm around the world.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bro that guy never goes outside. He avoids the sun like the plague and even the carotenoids, which he probably takes in pill form (kwab), can't help you from turning into a fricking vampire at that point. Also he claims 6% bf which if true is also not optimal for appearing youthful.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/4LYbEwA.jpg

      Literally Tom Cruise at 45 looks better than this dude

      Compare that with a guy like tom cruise who also took care of his body, but who didn't villify the sun and who didn't starve himself into sub 10% bf, probably with a bit of cosmetic help on the side.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brad Pitt has a better look for embracing age. The other guy would look like shit if he got any older.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Being good looking makes you age better

      Thanks for the advice

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not necessarily that, some people really do age like wine while other handsome men don't have what it takes to pull that off.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Being good looking ages better because good looking people have good facial symmetry. As you age, your face gets less symmetrical, so attractive people tend to age better due to a better starting point than ugly or average looking people

        Good looking people also tend to look that way because they typically have better health genes. Studies have correlated attractive people with health, and healthy people age better/slower

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Studies have correlated attractive people with good* health

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Symmetry means absolutely dick for attractiveness

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fricking moron

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          thats the real answer. why doesnt this Bryan guy, who is just a random rich guy trying to be healthy, look as good as Pitt and Cruise who made their careers off of being handsome? must be because he's not as healthy!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not necessarily that, some people really do age like wine while other handsome men don't have what it takes to pull that off.

        Example

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Depp is a terrible example and you know it. Dude drinks and does coke daily while never lifting

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            And Brad Pitt doesnt?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Pitt drinks, as it's well known, but he also hits the gym

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's been doing drugs, smoking, drinking and baking in the sun for decades. He was always going to age like shit.

            Even looking like a junkie is something certain people can pull off, Depp isn't one of those people

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's been doing drugs, smoking, drinking and baking in the sun for decades. He was always going to age like shit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brad Pitt is 2nd to only Ronald Reagan in regards to hair, skin, nails, and facial structure aging well. His norwood 1 looks very natural while most other celebs and politicians who don those features look really artificial.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Right looks like a lesbian vampire.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >his son's name is fricking Talmud

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guys just be sober and IST as hell with a well-rounded diet. You'll age like a fine wine.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Guys just be sober
      no can do

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lmfao 5 mil a year.
    Lmfao giant ass jowls and smile lines.
    Lmfao looks like an average 45yo.

    Genetics >> all.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he thinks its about looks
      >hurr genetics > all
      yeah keep thinking that while you slurp dog food, train and sleep poorly Black person

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        coping genetic dead end lmfao.

        look at the guy spending 5 mil a year and his whole life trying to look young. all he accomplished is the face of a 45 year old man and the body of a 35 year old man.

        CRINGE

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would anyone want to live past the age of expiration on clown world? This place sucks dick and won't get any better

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This place sucks dick and won't get any better
      Maybe for you. I'm having a great time.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is staying completely out of the sun better for aging than getting a mild amount of sun exposure?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      well 0 sun means the least possible amount of wrinkles, but there is the healthy glow that people have after some sun. the best looking person would probably get 0 sun for their whole life and then mild exposue in the weeks before their appearance is assessed

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    whats your point
    bryan has perfect health and ages slowly

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thought Brad Pitt was 50 a hundred years ago.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The guy who injects his son's blood will become more enduring, will have more erythrocites in blood, but that's it. Athletes reinject their own blood for this reason.
    If you want to have stem cells you want to inject CORDIAC blood, that would work.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    And picrel is nearly the same age, eats a diet of consisting almost exclusively of steak and looks younger and healthier than both.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hey guys I'm literally using my child as my blood doll, like some sort of vampire from world of darkness
    >isn't that cool?

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >personal chef
    >regular exercise
    >skin care regimen
    >botox
    >steroids
    lol
    lmao even
    This Hollywood we're talking about.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/3GxsvAr.jpg

      >hey guys I'm literally using my child as my blood doll, like some sort of vampire from world of darkness
      >isn't that cool?

      Basicaly it's blood doping, what ISTizens do often.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's genetics

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      can confirm. never did drugs, always ate clean, always got enough sleep, still looking worse than people who get shitfaced every weekend since they were 15.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Bryan take hGH?

    The longest-lived mouse strain invented so far is the growth-hormone-receptor-knockout mouse.

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