Lentils

Eat your damn lentils

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    is that your photo?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      no

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    protip: make it in bulk and put it in the fridge
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retrogradation_(starch)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      resistant starch is just going to give you indigestion

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    no thanks you tyrannical authoritarian villain

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can eat lentils and egg, dummy

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Make me go poopy!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They should be combined cuz lentils = low in l-methionine

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          l - low
          e - in
          n - l-
          t - me
          i - th
          l - ion
          s - ine

          ahh always wondered what it stood for

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      eggs are 72g protein for $2, lentils are 88g for $1

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not destitute though. Plus I have yard chickens. Look at the giant freak egg i got too.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          based

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon that room must smell like shit

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              jews smell worse

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                What else you got going on? Surely you didn't stop at just chickens

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's a meme you dip

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            imagine the smell

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >thinking proteins from lentils are the same as those from eggs
        on no no no

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          see

          They should be combined cuz lentils = low in l-methionine

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's also high in lysine, which wheat is low in

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sauce? Looks like a comfy database.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, let me just pump my body with Phytic acid. Frick off israelite

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Phytic acid.
              just boil it and drain the dirt water

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous
          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cool got it, lentils + methamphetamine = dietary completion.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Carnivore bros????

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              there's no micros in cooked or isolated veggies like lentils and gluten, keep eating meat

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >using the rating systems that base themselves on feeding raw grains to pigs and seeing how well they're absorbed

          IST IST for moron candidacy once again

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dude just feed your body the absolute cheapest calories
        you probably live in a country where milk is subsidized yet you do this to yourself
        you deserve far worse than death

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          nothing wrong with owning a bag of lentils

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      At this point do people put the ifunny.co thing ironically?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay moron, even just as a carbohydrate lentils mog the frick out of any other carbohydrates source on the Glycemic index. One of the best carbs for cutting / satiation.

      I’m not a vegetarian gay but mixing plant based proteins with animal -based proteins is powerful.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I’m not a vegetarian gay but mixing plant based proteins with animal -based proteins is powerful.
        it's steroids for your wallet if you're willing to learn https://www.bakersauthority.com/products/vital-wheat-gluten

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Now this is a man who is not afraid to think for himself

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wish I could read more about this. I’m not convinced that a scoop of gluten would be meaningfully different for results than a scoop of whey

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            you mix it with water and layer it a bit (with stretch&folds like with regular dough), steam and pan fry. it's by far the cheapest source of protein one could order but needs l-lysine

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >muh numbers
        >muh science
        find me a single person who doesn't feel lethargic after consuming lentils and i'll show you a devolved human grainbrain

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >lethargic after consuming lentils
          uhhh diabetes? why would this happen.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            lmao this level of bad-faith replying possible only by the chronically malnourished

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              name the thing in lentils that causes lethargy and give me something to google
              otherwise you're getting lethargic from 100g carb and 88g protein

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you're getting lethargic from 100g carb
                yes.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    no thanks, im white

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    lentejas...

    been craving them a lot recently due to the colder weather

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Te las comes o las dejas. I eat a ton of legumes on autum and winter they are cheap, fills a ton and good macros.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only one who wouldn't know what a lentil is were it not for internet veganism? They want to convert America to veganism maybe they should learn we eat beans we've always eaten beans not "legumes lentils"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      shutcho gay ass up bean boy

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Shutcho
        >gay ass
        You should imitate the stupid way lentil lovers "you are the motherfrick b***h sir!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do Americans eat beans? I thought that was a mexican thing and that's why Americans called them beaners.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes, white people use beans in chili, stews, salads, refried beans, etc.
        just cook them till they're soft and separate the dirty water

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mexican food is a staple of American food

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No.
    For what
    There are better source of protein (even cheap) and carbs

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wheat is better but it takes more effort than people are willing to put in

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yah if u don't care that you're the home to a cosmic death fungus

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like shit
    and not even in a good healthy way a shit should look like

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      does your food need to look like healthy shit ser

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    aren't you farting like crazy after eating that shit?
    why not just eat 2 pounds of ground beef a day instead?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, start cooking them properly
      i do

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >start cooking them properly
        cook them for what? I don't think even my dog would eat that

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          dogs don't eat vegetables Black person

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >start cooking them properly
      cook them for what? I don't think even my dog would eat that

      Sv3rige can't hunt. None of your carnivore trannies can hunt. Hunters drink grog for frick sake.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Christ that looks fricking nasty. It looks like cooked bugs and parasites covered in fat.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it is kind of cool how lentils boil into that tbh

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really don't like the lentil pasta, I like lentils, I have tried and liked lentils on pasta as a bolognese substitute but I don't like my pasta tasting like lentils.
      Fakes 4ever

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lentils, potatoes and ham is god teir bulk. Especially with onion, peppers and greek yogurt.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    but split peas are better

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based. Rice, lentils, veg, and milk is a meal for kings

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would honestly eat bugs before legumes. Frick legumes.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks tasty, terrible for your health though.
    lectins, oxalates, phytic acid. No!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      good fiber great for anal sex.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      goes away with boiling and draining

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        reduces slightly, doesnt go away.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          goes away when boiling (along with other water solubles), it's part the foam that appears on top. multiple rinses further increases macro purity

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lentils
    Quinoa superior

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      compare with

      https://i.imgur.com/vVjKcZ6.jpg

      protip: make it in bulk and put it in the fridge
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retrogradation_(starch)

      quinoa is cool but it serves a different purpose than lentils

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muh numbers
    >muh science
    ...
    >well hurrrrr muh numbers

    you are legitimately out of your mind from all the antinutrients the bacteria in your gut are feasting on. please have a nice day

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      antinutrients are only a concern for raw food Black folk and people who don't know how to drain and boil

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    too much carbs

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's bulk season bro

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know how to prepare lentils and they are the most delicious vegetable hands down but the shits and farts are killing me so I can't eat much.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eat food
    >tummy hurts
    >farts
    >diarrhea
    >conclude said food is unhealthy

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    im working on a dish with lentils and sardines, a cold pasta type dish - garlic & lemon flavors, maybe dill? i have to experiment some...

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine eating like a turd worlder

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How to cook it?

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >IST redditors are so fat that they recoil at the sight of lentils
    Holy kek

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