let me guess, you "need" more?

let me guess, you "need" more?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Truly becoming monke

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If that was Arnold brand primate munch EVERYONE would be doing it... the hypocrisy is real my friend.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    welcome back ape dude, your wife still mad bcs you eat that ape crackers?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    enjoy your cortisol, stupid ape.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hi guys I'm a gigantic pussy

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isnt that body fortress shit one of the worst brands you can get?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it has the most protein per scoop I have seen of brands at my shoprite. What's wrong with it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but how much bigger is the scoop?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          38 grams per scoop. 30 grams of protein.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you do realize how that is physically impossible right?

            You do know that the other ingredients have a weight right?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I assume the other ingredients weigh the 8 grams,

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ya im lounging back on my chair and I thought i saw a 0 not a 8.

                Either way, this brand spikes their protein and a 38 gram scoop is a huge scoop so you're probably getting fucked on the amount of servings in one bottle.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Either way, this brand spikes their protein and a 38 gram scoop is a huge scoop so you're probably getting fucked on the amount of servings in one bottle.
                >Your protein scoop has been spiked with additional protein
                Yeah it's only 18 scoops per a pound and a half.
                Cost's like 18 dollars around me, so really it's a dollar per scoop.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that ratio sucks you're retarded

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's over 75% pure protein

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they whey i use is a 33g scoop at 25g protein. if you do the math it is probably the same fucking thing.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this shit is literally all onions protein

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Whey is onions
      God you're so smart

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sup fellow monke bro. we're going home.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/wGYqxPU.jpg

      let me guess, you "need" more?

      I just ordered a bag guys
      How do they taste? What am I in for?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my taste is a bit jacked up from a brain injury, though it just tastes like a bland grainy shredded wheat kind of thing. My best advice is toss one in, chew until it becomes a paste you are happy with and grab a quick sip of liquid, it will disperse the particles and you just drink it down. It can be a little tough to dry swallow it. I just eat 3 or 4 at a time here and there. It's not miracle food.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the fuck are you doing?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fuckin makin it bro.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you're a cheeky one

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the something something and reproduction biscuit? Always wanted to try it after apebro mentioned it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I grabbed a different one, forgot it's exact name. corn meal was it's main ingredient as apposed to basedbean. I doubt it makes any difference.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He fell for the Ape diet meme
      I'm sorry bro, but you're NGMI.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I cant believe you fuckers are still eating this shit, absolutely based AF

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    isnt this shit like 60% ash, imagine your bowels trying to evacuate a massive log jam of ash

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      8 to 12% Personally I don't notice it.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >literal Gorilla Biscuits

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For once I am jealous of Americans because I cannot import this into Australia.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Could you talk to a zoo? You guys got kangaroos, those fuckers have some meat on them.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I guess Zoos would order their food online, but I don't know an Australian gorilla food supplier.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Indeed. I meant check to see if the zoo could get you kangaroo food.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I will call my local zoo and ask about where they get their food from.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Godspeed brother.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Body fortress tastes like fucking shit, makes me nauseous just thinking about it

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