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let me guess, you "need" more?
Truly becoming monke
If that was Arnold brand primate munch EVERYONE would be doing it... the hypocrisy is real my friend.
welcome back ape dude, your wife still mad bcs you eat that ape crackers?
enjoy your cortisol, stupid ape.
>Hi guys I'm a gigantic pussy
Isnt that body fortress shit one of the worst brands you can get?
it has the most protein per scoop I have seen of brands at my shoprite. What's wrong with it.
yeah but how much bigger is the scoop?
38 grams per scoop. 30 grams of protein.
you do realize how that is physically impossible right?
You do know that the other ingredients have a weight right?
I assume the other ingredients weigh the 8 grams,
ya im lounging back on my chair and I thought i saw a 0 not a 8.
Either way, this brand spikes their protein and a 38 gram scoop is a huge scoop so you're probably getting fucked on the amount of servings in one bottle.
>Either way, this brand spikes their protein and a 38 gram scoop is a huge scoop so you're probably getting fucked on the amount of servings in one bottle.
>Your protein scoop has been spiked with additional protein
Yeah it's only 18 scoops per a pound and a half.
Cost's like 18 dollars around me, so really it's a dollar per scoop.
that ratio sucks you're retarded
That's over 75% pure protein
they whey i use is a 33g scoop at 25g protein. if you do the math it is probably the same fucking thing.
this shit is literally all onions protein
>Whey is onions
God you're so smart
sup fellow monke bro. we're going home.
let me guess, you "need" more?
I just ordered a bag guys
How do they taste? What am I in for?
my taste is a bit jacked up from a brain injury, though it just tastes like a bland grainy shredded wheat kind of thing. My best advice is toss one in, chew until it becomes a paste you are happy with and grab a quick sip of liquid, it will disperse the particles and you just drink it down. It can be a little tough to dry swallow it. I just eat 3 or 4 at a time here and there. It's not miracle food.
what the fuck are you doing?
Fuckin makin it bro.
you're a cheeky one
Is this the something something and reproduction biscuit? Always wanted to try it after apebro mentioned it
I grabbed a different one, forgot it's exact name. corn meal was it's main ingredient as apposed to basedbean. I doubt it makes any difference.
>He fell for the Ape diet meme
I'm sorry bro, but you're NGMI.
I cant believe you fuckers are still eating this shit, absolutely based AF
isnt this shit like 60% ash, imagine your bowels trying to evacuate a massive log jam of ash
8 to 12% Personally I don't notice it.
>literal Gorilla Biscuits
For once I am jealous of Americans because I cannot import this into Australia.
Could you talk to a zoo? You guys got kangaroos, those fuckers have some meat on them.
I guess Zoos would order their food online, but I don't know an Australian gorilla food supplier.
Indeed. I meant check to see if the zoo could get you kangaroo food.
I will call my local zoo and ask about where they get their food from.
Body fortress tastes like fucking shit, makes me nauseous just thinking about it
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