Let's talk about the biggest secret in MAXXing

Cocaine. Yes, you heard it here first.

>amazing pre-workout
>high dopamine spike
>makes you super sociable and likeable
>bitches love it
>signifies wealth and power
>makes lifting fun

Are you ready to take the hardest pill to swallow or perhaps...sniff?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, Pac-Man. Drugs are bad!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not so fast!

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off cia

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What about recovery you dumb Black person?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You gotta do more

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've only done coke 6-7 times and had zero issues afterwards if I timed dose and timing right
      its scary, you can immediately understand why people get hooked on it

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    For a workout. Absolutely moronic and you will probably have a nice day from a hear attack.

    For a night out in town. Really good social drug, zero anxiety, maxed confidence dgaf attitude.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No to drugs. Guys literally suck homosexual wiener for cocaine. Thats why you see all these cocaine snorting bodybuilders become gay for pay prostitutes

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >makes you super sociable and likeable

    If you mean turns you into a boorish, loud, overconfident, hubris filled arsehole then certainly.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it does't. It just maximises who you secretly are.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Weapons grade delusion there fella. Merry Christmas btw.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ronaldo looks uncomfortable and annoyed.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >signifies wealth and power
    Spoken like a coddled momma's boy who's never stepped foot outside shopping malls and gated communities.
    Construction workers do cocaine. Strippers do cocaine. Cocaine isn't expensive or hard to get, even the good stuff.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well a lot of these junkie gays suck dick for cocaine. Literal prostitute prostitutes for drugs. And people in gated communities do a lot of drugs cuz they rich

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That means rich people suck dick because they do a lot of thing people who suck dick do

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah some rich homies suck dick cuz theyre cheap or mentally ill . But the dealer in question is usually their felloq rich buddy

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day you wiener sucking junkie homosexual

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    you've never had a single hard drug in your life, you fricking incel. Stop shitposting.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've tried every drug possible actually except for heroin and pcp.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    gross
    this pharmacist in my town who liked to party just died from coke that was spiked with Fent

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >american cocaine

      LMFAO

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >spiked with Fent
      This is the reality in 2023. Not worth the risk.

      >american cocaine

      LMFAO

      >american cocaine LMFAO
      The Chinese are definitely targeting the USA, but don't think for one second that you are in the clear. The only reason that you aren't being attacked already is that European leaders sold-out first chance they got.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    cocaine isnt good. It gives a bad mind-muscle connection

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coke is incredibly bad for your heart, worse than other stimulants, taking it before exercises is begging for a heart attack. Even meth would be better.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Glad i live on Peru where the best cocaine in the world is two dollars

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would kill myself in a week if I lived surrounded by such a sheer amount of ugly people

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    pre-workout
    Pre workouts are for homosexuals who can't get excited to lift. No exceptions
    you super sociable and likeable
    Reveals you as an unlikable c**t. They know you're high when you lick your teeth and shout. They just pretend you're interesting so you'll go away and bore someone else
    love it
    No woman worth spending time with does coke (nor any man)
    wealth and power
    Kek signifies you're about to lose most of your wealth and that you have no power
    lifting fun
    If it wasn't fun without it, you were never going to make it

    Posting in a cope thread

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just do MDMA to party once every few months and be totally sober in between. The best of both worlds.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Insane how many COPErs there are in this thread yet they are happy to inject STEROIDS lmfaoooooo.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just do amphetamines. Lisdexamfetamine to be specific. Same effects, but last all day and you don't get addicted. Plus, instead of looking like a junkie, you can just look like a college student to others. And you can get it legally prescribed, just tell them you have ADHD and will have a prescription in 10 mins. Insurance covers it so it's free as well lol.
    Diff is cocaine reduces test levels, and amphetamines don't, better for workouts.
    Also, additional big benefit you forgot, stimulants kill your apetite. Perfect for a cut, won't be craving food at all.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coke is shit imho
    I don't get how it both makes you slim and gives you coke bloat though
    Is it that if you just take it as a party drug and don't eat you'll stay slim, but if you become an actual regular addict like my dealer, it'll bloat you?

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Silicon Valley and Wall Street run on cocaine.
    Makes your brain run at 105%.
    One of the safest drugs too, vitamin C has more known health issues associated with it than cocaine.

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