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Everyone claims women hit the wall at 30 but I see many guys who hit it as soon as they reach 20. Do you know of any 30 year olds men or women that could pass for 20? What must be done to achieve this?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m assuming the biggest factor is just that most people let themselves go and get fat in their late 20s early 30s. The faster you get fat the faster you hit the wall.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, most people live life like they are floating in a river so this is what happen
      >Fat teens/kids just get fatter, they were always walled
      >Skinny people get fatter because with age you move less and eat more,etc
      And then the wrinkles from bad habits like smoking , shit nutrition leading to weak skin and excessive sun,lots of men bald,etc
      A small percentage of people go against the flow and actually maintain their looks or hell the fat teen who gets fit and actually improves their shit.
      Maybe 10% of people at most.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Over what time span is that webm?

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genetics, and a bit of healthy stressfree lifestyle.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >20yo wall
    >men
    Thats only bald and/or fat men

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoy life, but don't be a degenerate
    Laugh a lot and don't worry about the wrinkles that might give you
    Drink enough water
    Try to avoid stress but don't get stressed out over it
    Don't get overweight
    Eat well
    Drink in moderation
    Don't smoke (probably)
    Be active

    But most importantly, enjoy life, make the best of it and hope that your genetics play in your favour. Someone who enjoys life and is a content person usually looks much younger and livelier than a grumpy stressed out person.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eh, sounds that way, but unironically, combined with the standard stuff like good diet, being active, taking care of myself it worked for me.
        I also saw it firsthand in my mother and aunt, who both had similar lifestyles (smoking and drinking including) but while my mother was always grumpy and a jealous b***h, my aunt had friends, enjoyed what she had, and in the end my mother looked like a an old hag despite being the younger sister and died of cancer while my aunt still looks younger than her 75 years of age.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was just yanking your chain. Yeh. it does sound like a cliche some facebook soccer mom who does yoga would repeat, but there is truth to it I believe as you outlined with the example of your aunt vs. your mother.
          Your attitude can indeed determine your altitude.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I was thinking of that exact image. I also think that when you have a good attitute towards life, you invest more into it. Maybe it affects your thoughts and actions, making you strive to do better and be better, idk.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I it just me or are men balding fester nowadays?I've never seen so much ads for hair transplants and the like.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah,its just that hats havent been in since the 90s-mid 00s

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        So they were always just hiding it?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    take omega-3 fish oil. it has anti-aging properties. use it or lose it i gotta go

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Carmen Carrera is a fitness influencer and model, 38 years old. Looks really youthful and he is a gym rat. Probably did botox and skin beauty treatments along with healthy lifestyle and sunscreen

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What? What's your problem? This is a youthful person. Didn't OP want to see young looking people in their 30's? Did seeing a healthy youthful t ranny trigger you? You can't navigate life with such thin skin.. Or at least put sunscreen on it...

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one stays physically active
    >one doesn’t

    I love this picture. Such clear and perfect evidence that exercise is the fountain of youth

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      My buddy is a registered dietitian and he said something once I’ll never forget: If exercise were a pill it would be the most prescribed drug in the world.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im 24, i went to a nearby store to buy cigarettes (i smoke a lot) and the old lady told me she didn't sell cigs to minors, i laughed and told her to guess my age, she tried an gave up after a couple attempts so i showed her my id. i have tons of stories like that, once a traffic cop told me to pull over because he thought i was a "kid" driving lmao
    My advice:
    -Laser your beard off
    -Moisturize
    -stress free lifestyle
    -exercise
    -decent diet and hydration
    -caffeine and taurine (im not fricking with you, do your research)
    -dont be brown or yellow skinned

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Laser your beard off
      That sounds terrible for the skin, the process of lasering and the effects of having 0 hair in the beard, even less than a woman,saggy jaw skin lol.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i wax mine off, but im guessing op is a gay and would not tolerate the pain.
        I do it because i have dark hair and my face looks kind of dark and "old" and contrasts too much with my snow like skin tone even when clean shaven, with the waxed beard i look exactly like i did when i was 16-17

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah ignore that 15 year old zoomie hipster. lil b***h acting like he's the first person in the western hemisphere to discover caffeine and taurine. LMAO.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >zoomie
          why are you so angry you dumb saggy c**t? its not my fault you are old, bald and bitter.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >caffeine
      Caffeine is a poison which is why people have excessive jitters when they go without it akin to the withdrawal symptoms one experiences when abstaining from smoking or drugs.Taurine as used in energy drinks works in pretty much the same manner
      >dont be brown
      All things being equal, darker skin ages better than lighter skin.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        gayest cope post ive read in a while, but sure buddy whatever

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing but facts.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          White women age like milk though you coping moron.

          Black and Asian all things equal age far better. But of course this being your safe-space for echoing your racist thoughts and then using your own words to reinforce your own dumb world view.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >racism bad
            peer reviewed source on that?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's because 24 year olds look young, not that you yourself have good skin genetics.

      >dont be brown or yellow skinned
      You realize melanin helps slow down aging, right?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not good to look like a minor when you're a 24 year old man idiot. It's good to look 24 when you're 34, not 14 when you're 24.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    be around 12% bodyfat avoid smoking and alcohol, take hyaluronic acid and put on tretinoin and avoid the sun.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    early puberty = early wall
    It's that simple. Women have fricked up hormones these days. If you weren't a late bloomer you aren't going to make it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is there any truth to this, I hit puberty absurdly late, if this is true, my needless hardship might actually have been worth it.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go carnivore and get some sun and fresh air. Pic is an 82yo woman.
    If you live in ingurland or scandinavia, move to western europe or southern USA, or hell even Australia.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    teetotaler, lots of sleep, working out, good diet, job that you like. Do all of these and you'll look 10-20 years younger.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    35 here. I stopped aging the instant I turned 20.

    eat shit homosexualrons

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's your lifestyle like?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lying.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE WALL !

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So the tricks are:
    Skin quality. Number one. Absolutely number one. Skin gets better or worse because of things like smoking, alcohol consumption, sun exposure, and hydration. Extreme fat loss/gain will wreck things unless you're gifted.
    Hair quality (or a hat/beanie as you see those seduction buttholes use all the time to hide their baldness)
    Posture.
    Easygoingness.

    >At 35, at a comic con I was surprisingly latched onto by an 18 year old female who, after spending an entire afternoon wandering around, asked my age and thought I was no older than 25, she was rather shocked and dismayed. I couldn't stop laughing (internally) because I thought she was just a weirdo who liked older men. I'm sure she came up with some 'groomer' story later to her friends.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >groomer
      A guy of your age getting with someone of her age was completely normal all throughout history up until modern times.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Me clubbing you with a stick with you're sleeping and eating your wife was perfectly normal up until modern times

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, except for a few savage cultures like the Maori, cannibalism has been wholesale abhorred throughout history.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The healthiest octogenarian I know fasted two days a week for most of his life. At 79 years old he was crawling underneath a house banging on joists with a framing hammer to inspect it before his grandson bought it. He doesn’t drink alcohol anymore and he eats brussel sprouts for breakfast every morning. Take that for what it’s worth.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Everyone claims women hit the wall at 30
    you mean 20

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brutal

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think you actually mean 15

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fatality

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m 27 and people usually think I’m 22. A lot of it comes down to your weight and how you dress tbh

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women age like bad milk, men age like a fine milk.

    Tom Cruise is a young looking old man. Most milkmen age like women, Tom Cruise ages like a postman, who delivers wine.

    Most women age like specialist postmen who deliver milk, also known as milkmen. Tom Cruise ages like a postman who delivers wine, a wineman.

    It's real. Tom Cruise aged like a fine wine. The lady aged like a milk.

    Fine wine ages like a 56 year old cheese. Milk ages like a Tom.

    Tom Cruise looks 35 but is 56. When Tom was 32, he looked older than he does now, even when he played a man of 24. Now that he's 56, he could play a man of 68 who looks not a day over 44.

    Some cheeses get better with age. A 56 year old fine cheese ages better than a 2 year old regular cheese.

    28 regular cheeses ageing for 2 years will just about equal the amount of ageing of a fine cheese ageing for 56 years.

    Tom Cruise is 56 and has aged like a fine wine. Bela Lugosi stopped ageing in 1956, because he died.

    Tom aged like a fine wine, Cruise aged like a fine cheese.

    Tom Cruise died, but looks like he hasn't aged a cheese over 56. Milkmen age like woman wine.

    If a Tom Cruise opens a cheese, he's a master milk. If a woman's lock is opened by wine, she's a shitty cheese.

    If Tom Cruise ages like cheese and leaves the station on a train travelling 56 mph, and at the same time Bela Lugosi leaves a milk station travelling in the opposite direction at 44 mph, and both stations are 56 years apart, how long before both trains age like a woman?

    Tom Cheese was 56 years old when he first went on a cruise.

    When Tom Cruise received his first paycheck, the first thing he bought was a 56 year old hot cheese.

    When Tom was a 56 year old Cheese he aged like a cruise.

    The quantity of wine divided by how long the cheese takes to age like a fine Tom Cruise equals 56.

    Tom Cruise's dick cheese is in fine underaged women.

    Tom Cheese goes cruising to look for young male milk.

    And the cheese goes to: Oscar Cruise.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

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