lifters need to stop LARPing as fighters

>lifts heavy weights
>LARPs as some fighter fighting for his people
>has never learnt to fight

Why do lift gays like to LARP as fighters when they'd be beaten up by some fight twink?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I lift only so my balance and core, and therefore punching, all become better. Cope.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Punching makes punching better. You're a coping moron

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I already train 3-4 times a week with punching for an hour each time. Lifting is supplementary. Technique and understanding your body mechanics are foundational, then you add on conditioning and strength training.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Do you train boxing at a gym? Just punching doesn't make you good at fighting. Cope more for fighteres you homosexual

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Do you train boxing at a gym?
            It's a martial arts academy.
            >Just punching doesn't make you good at fighting.
            Didn't say it was, but it is a raw material that you can apply to certain scenarios given you have a brain.
            >Cope more for fighteres you homosexual
            I know that English isn't your main language, but try to be less of a stereotypical weeb from Latin America next time.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I already train 3-4 times a week with punching for an hour each time. Lifting is supplementary. Technique and understanding your body mechanics are foundational, then you add on conditioning and strength training.

      So you train as a fighter, why the frick did you even make your first post. The OP is talking about people who lift who don't train martial arts who pretend lifting will make them a fighter. You're moronic

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And yet most successful martial artists and professional fighters lift. If you can't see how martial arts and exercise can't benefit another, then you really have no idea how body mechanics work.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That's not the fricking point you fricking moron. Did you take one too many punches to the head? Frick you're stupid. No one is denying what you're saying. The point in OP is people zero fighting experience act like they're fighters because they lift heavy.

          nah, he was not doing this before this training.
          he was just as brutal and just as deranged, and just as good of a fighter
          but now his strength is on a whole new level, he's not just winning anymore, he's ruining his opponents careers forever.

          I don't know enough to argue this but I'm pretty sure he's always been a carrer ruiner. His only non win was from being too brutal.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >The point in OP is people zero fighting experience act like they're fighters because they lift heavy.
            And yet anyone who lifts their bodyweight would probably outwrestle you then just lie on top of you until you submit. You're the dumb one.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You're fricking dense beyond belief

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >carrer ruiner
                >fighteres
                I bet you're fricking fat. Only inflammation from not having any muscle, and only fat, would make you this dumb.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Oh no I accidentally hit they key right next to the key I wanted to hit on a tiny touch screen. That must mean I'm moronic. I didn't write fighterers, can you not follow reply chains and tell anons apart? Of course not, you dense moron

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I mean I can lift my bodyweight but I'm 68Kgs I can easily be outwrestled, my gf does it all the time

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Simply eat and lift more. If you're short, you probably can do better takedowns with lower centre of mass. That's all judo can be boiled down to.

                Oh no I accidentally hit they key right next to the key I wanted to hit on a tiny touch screen. That must mean I'm moronic. I didn't write fighterers, can you not follow reply chains and tell anons apart? Of course not, you dense moron

                Who even cares about being "smart" in modernity? It's just a cope for you, since you're fat and can't punch. Literal bugman neoliberal culture has made you think you don't need your body working anymore, which is why you feel the need to make up arguments in your head on IST dot org.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Who even cares about being "smart" in modernity? It's just a cope for you, since you're fat and can't punch. Literal bugman neoliberal culture has made you think you don't need your body working anymore, which is why you feel the need to make up arguments in your head on IST dot org.
                What in the absolute frick are you talking about? Never did I say working out is bad, or that your body shouldn't work. You're literally the one making up stuff right now. You stupidity is awe inspiring.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        OP isn't trying to talk about anyone in general. He's probably a fat homosexual bringing in the old gun vs muscles argument disguised.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >OP isnt trying to talk about anyone in general
          homie
          >lifts heavy weights, LARPS as some fighter fighting for his people
          homie cant read.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I trained martial arts from age 9-25, then gave it up as I couldn't see myself doing competition anymore. After getting fat for a while I decided to take up lifting. In this process I went from like 152 skelly mode as an active fighter to 181 lean.
    Last week I decided to go to a martial arts gym for old times sake. I fully expected to get destroyed because of my several year hiatus. I absolutely cleaned house in sparring with my old knowledge and new body. It was an interesting experience.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What art do you train? 9-25 is a LOT of years

      >Do you train boxing at a gym?
      It's a martial arts academy.
      >Just punching doesn't make you good at fighting.
      Didn't say it was, but it is a raw material that you can apply to certain scenarios given you have a brain.
      >Cope more for fighteres you homosexual
      I know that English isn't your main language, but try to be less of a stereotypical weeb from Latin America next time.

      >"martial arts academy"
      So a mcdojo. You know how to punch and you think that makes you a fighter? Have you even sparred homosexual?

      https://i.imgur.com/VnDLe7C.jpg

      Fragile Masculinity
      Same as the punks that challenge you to fight on the street.

      true BB gays always like to pretend like they'd frick anyone up

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Mostly muay thai but transitioned into MMA in my late teens. I did boxing for a bit as well but I kind of dislike it because I have to fight the urge to kick a little too much.
        Pushing thirty now so it's been a while since I trained seriously. I don't really miss it but will still pop into a gym occasionally to see if I still got it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >mcdojo
        Not really. All the sifus have direct connections to Ip Man's student and family. They also actively hate on mcdojos.
        Sparring isn't like a real fight. You'd know if you'd been in any real fight.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >muh lineage
          Transation:
          >my SIIIFUUUUU KAWAII NE is the friend of the brother of the cousin of the goy who was Third Camera, Lighting and Prop Apprentice on Enter The Dragon and once used the urinal next to Bruce Lee even though there were plenty of unoccupied urinals in the bathroom

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry for triggering you, but that's not what it is. Here you go:
            https://www.everythingwingchun.com/BOOK-Chu-Shong-Tin-Book-of-Wing-Chun-1-p/book-cst01p.htm

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >it's a book
              Reading is for nerds
              >called Wing chun
              Features neither birds OR Chun Li, just some old dude, ain't nobody fapping to that

              3-0 to me, keep seething, larper

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It was a troll all along, look how he disappeared suddenly after getting what he wants.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fragile Masculinity
    Same as the punks that challenge you to fight on the street.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >the punks that challenge you to fight on the street
      where else are you supposed to fight?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    dudes who talk the most about being masculine are the most insecure about their masculinity.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this is true
    but don't get lost in the sauce
    2 guys fight each other
    equally skilled
    but one can squat 500 and the other doesn't lift
    the first guy is going to pulverize the other guy
    you see this in the UFC heavyweight division right now, Jon Jones did a ton of powerlifting training and now he's just ragdolling the entire weight class. Half the people he fights end up crippled needing knee surgeries.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Half the people he fights end up crippled needing knee surgeries.
      That has more to do with his willingness to do anything to win and less with his raw strength.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        nah, he was not doing this before this training.
        he was just as brutal and just as deranged, and just as good of a fighter
        but now his strength is on a whole new level, he's not just winning anymore, he's ruining his opponents careers forever.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm literally Guts bros

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    In the real world, strength and size, together with sheer brutality, are what decide 95 % of all street fights. A fighter twink can beat up a much larger strongman with preparation under fair rules, but few people have mastered martial arts to a degree where they can beat someone who's significantly larger and stronger than them under "street conditions".

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Source: your ass

      90% of people can't throw a punch to save their lives, regardless of the 'conditions'.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      In a street fight condition a trained fighter doesn't have to avoid illegal techniques and can't ruin your shit even more. Why go for a knee kick when you can teep someone in the balls.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >prizefights aren't real fights
      moron

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Very true, but consider the following

    If you are not interested in competing training a real martial art + lifting makes you easily in the 1% of fighting males

    The only thing left to check you, barring knifes, is a equably skilled and sized male or a vastly more experienced fighter under your weight

    But I totally agree, bb have zero cardio zero striking and zero grappling and act like they are hot shit truly delusional mfs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The worst mistake that people can make tho is assuming that just because somebody is somewhat big it can’t fight

      Had two sandniqs trying to start shit after I told them to frick off from my female friend, the last thing they said was “don’t think that just because you are big you can scare us” and they had a point, sadly after pulling back to the most obvious rear hand hook I had his head almost taking off after a rear leg high kick

      If you are the big guy (for you) with sparr tested martial arts you pretty much mog everyone barring armed individuals

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Get in a fight with said fight twink
    >Kick his nuts with the strength of a 4pl8 squat
    >Punch his head with twice his body weight
    >Push him back with the strength of a 3pl8 bench press
    >Get on top of the twink with twice his body weight
    >Twink still thinking about the secret blowjobian ninjutsu technique
    >Grab his arms with the grip strength required to DL 5pl8
    >Make him slap his own face while he does the ITF-N Taekwondo punch preparation
    >"Why you slappin' your face?? Huh?? Why you slapping your face??"
    >Twink says he gives up and begs for his life
    >I steal his wallet because I'm Balkan (it's a power move, I don't really need his gay money)
    >He cries and goes to his junjutsu kaisen dojou-sama to whine to his instagram influencer sensei
    >Believes he was taught a real life lesson in martial arts
    >I head home to eat more
    Fightgays are the real LARPers. I never claimed to be great at fighting, but I've been in real life fights and got out of them pretty safe and fast.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ok Satan frick off.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You'd be surprised how bad you'd get fricked up bro lol. No cap

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    reminder if there's a referee involved at any point you've never actually fought

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Never had real a fight that lasted more than a minute. That's what people don't know about. There're no rules.
      >You stupidity is awe inspiring.
      You literally cannot speak English, jefe. And I'm bringing up the fact you appeal to intelligence constantly since it's the only cope you have. Be happy you're just talking shit on IST like a DYEL loser.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        for

        >Who even cares about being "smart" in modernity? It's just a cope for you, since you're fat and can't punch. Literal bugman neoliberal culture has made you think you don't need your body working anymore, which is why you feel the need to make up arguments in your head on IST dot org.
        What in the absolute frick are you talking about? Never did I say working out is bad, or that your body shouldn't work. You're literally the one making up stuff right now. You stupidity is awe inspiring.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >You literally cannot speak English
        I made a typo on 1 word, you lack reading comprehension and are getting upset over something you made up in your head, I literally said I don't disagree with you and just said you're missing the point and you just doubled down on missing the point. I'm also not Mexican you dumb frick, I'm definitely whiter than you.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm definitely whiter than you.
          Yet you have a five run-on sentences with comma splices. Post hand.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I'm sorry I didn't realize I'm writing a graded essay.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >tiny dyel hand with slender womanish fingers and effeminate wrists
              like pottery...

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Like pottery
                >Acting like you weren't dead certain I'm a fat frick like yourself.
                Post hand fatty

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Learn how to clean your cuticle, you autist. Those knuckles look pristine, too, so I know you have no idea how to connect a punch.
                >Post hand
                Nah. I'm good. I don't need to prove my hands on fricking IST, unlike you. Good to see I got you mad.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Aw scared you're gonna get made fun of? Did you get traumatized in high school from all the kids picking on your because you're dim-witted? You definitely post like you have a lot to prove but when it push comes to shove you back off? Typical.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Those knuckles look pristine
                Kek you are right.
                Also, the gaming laptop on a table full of dust. 10/10 LARP confirmed, I will reiterate my post

                you have it wrong, "fighters" need to stop having a chip on their shoulders 24/7

                >some strong and jacked guys are lifting
                >having fun doing an activity, discussing lifting, mirin' each others lifts or physiques
                >some skinny MMA wannabe fighter barges into the discussion, declares that he is a real fighter unlike them when nobody fricking brought it up, then continues to spew bullshit from his own insecurity from self imposed perceptions of inadequacy
                YOU need to stop.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Tells anon to post hand
                >Anon posts hands
                >Gets told to post hand
                >Backs out
                >Gives cope excuse

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                He was just a troll, the fact he said he was happy he got me mad outted him as just pretending to be dense a frick. I got trolled.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                kek, actually happened to me here once when someone said "I bet you're not married like I am!". I posted hand with ring, they sperged out that I wasn't wearing a real wedding ring, so I took it off and showed the deep groove in my finger from having in on for 20+ years. Then they sperged out more, refused to post their own hand, and that was it.
                People here are moronic as frick.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's your fault for thinking IST is real.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              How do you not have any cuts on your hand? Were you not allowed to play as a kid?
              Punch something barehanded until you enjoy the sting of it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's amazing the conclusions you morons come to from a shitty picture where you can't even see anything. You have 2 scars on your right, none on your left except some fresh knick. I've punched more than my fair share of holes in drywall and dented poor defenceless traffic signs.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >I've punched more than my fair share of holes in drywall and dented poor defenceless traffic signs.
                Sounds epic.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No it's moronic because I did that when I was young and moronic

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you have it wrong, "fighters" need to stop having a chip on their shoulders 24/7

    >some strong and jacked guys are lifting
    >having fun doing an activity, discussing lifting, mirin' each others lifts or physiques
    >some skinny MMA wannabe fighter barges into the discussion, declares that he is a real fighter unlike them when nobody fricking brought it up, then continues to spew bullshit from his own insecurity from self imposed perceptions of inadequacy
    YOU need to stop.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why arent FIGHTERS LARPING AS LIFTERS? WHY??

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Its a hobby buddy

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fighting is largely instinct. You think our ancestors were training muay thai or judo or some other dumb fricking chink martial art? Lol. You're incredibly naive. They will not help you in a real street fight where it's life or death. Boxing is the closest one to being realistic.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Fighting is largely instinct
      Fighting is not an innate ability moron

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Implying I wouldn't smack the shit out of our ancestors with superior footwork and timing.
      Grug and Grog are about to get mogged

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >implying the twink knows how to fight
    OP is the twink, and he doesn't want to fight you, he'd rather frick you, so stay away from OP as he has AIDS and is a gay Black person.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The only people I see who think lifting is for fighting are people who have been training a fight sport for less than 6 months and have unearned confidence

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's mostly non-lifters who tediously bring up fighting.
    >big muscles huh? Well [flyweight pro boxer] could floor you, tough guy lololol

    Like, no fricking shit, having a great deadlift doesn't transfer over to getting a black belt in judo. NOBODY SAID IT DID, aside from a bunch of pathetic little crabs who can't lift OR fight but get an iota of self worth from diminishing others achievements.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lets be honest. It's both.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this board

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why? I think its a pretty fair statement.
      Normal people who lift to be big and strong and healthy arent pretending to be gay fighters

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Normal people who lift to be big and strong and healthy arent pretending to be gay fighters
        Sure

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yep on YouTube you see tons of dudes use DBZ as motivation to workout but then when you look at their instagram or tik tok, there's not a single sparring vid

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I mean dbz characters look like bodybuilders, not like fighters so it kinda makes sense

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No, If someone had gokus level of physical strength and caloric output, Their muscles would naturally HAVE to look like a professional strongman with low bodyfat percentage and not a ufc fighter who's arguably weaker. than both. Ufc fighers muscles do NOT have superhuman muscular strength or shredded low body fat from being able to move and sprint and super sonic speeds, hence why their hypertrophy and definition isnt as good as bodybuilders. But goku has fightskills and the muscular capacities that transcend both, Even if someone focuses purely on strength and does low reps they will develop minimal amounts of hypertrophy now multiply that by 10x and you get a nonbodybuilding superhuman that looks like a bodybuilder or even far beyond that

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          My brother in Christ it's just an art style calm down lmao.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Autistic babbling
          The point is they're inspired by Goku's physique and lift in hopes of emulating it

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Agreed, the bloated ego lifters get is ridiculous

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You're very close OP. Now consider this:
    >do martials arts
    >LARPs as some fighter fighting for his people
    >has never carried a gun

    Why do martial arts gays like to LARP as fighters when they'd be shot by some carrying twink?

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    there's nothing worse than gymcels using muh guts as motivation, meanwhile they need therapy to talk on the phone for five minutes

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Muh twink
    Size matters, b***h. This twink will be turned into a woman in no time just like that sweet boy you posted, OP.

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