Prong or buckle?
Beltless morons need not reply from your wheelchairs
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Prong or buckle?
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Velcro
Dyel alert
If you need more than velcro you need to lower the weight
Velcro belts are fine
Real talk, how do you guys that go to the gym don't get constant stiffies from seeing thots dressed like this?
t. Never been to the gym
Desensitisation
Same here they're too common and I know some of them. Most of the times I'm either focused on my workout or some niche topic on my head
It’s not the stiffy in my pants, but the engorged hard wiener in my spirit. Gym girls doing RDLs and winking their horse buttholes aggressively invigorates me and helps me PR
I'm not 14 and can look at a pretty woman without doing picrel.
Constant, near paralyzing fear that there's a camera somewhere nearby waiting to catch you in the act of looking
I just say frick it and pop 5mg of Cialis. My powerful compression shorts are able to contain my massive member and keep it down such that it's only an enormous package
lift heavier. thats it. you can stare at cameltoes and buttholes but as long as you almost pass out when lifting your body will be too busy to get an erection
second
I frick feminine boys and it decreases my desire for woman
Buckle. If you can't get it tight enough with a buckle, that means you're fat.
I'm literally the only guy ITT who could get that girl yada yada you know the drill
Here's the facts cellies, when you become as fricking jacked, Alpha, and straight up fricking rizzy mode like me your entire life revolves around 2 things: getting pussy and mogging the FRICK out of other males. If one of you nerds saw this girl irl, you'd be too scared to even make eye contact. Me? I'd walk up, tell her she's real cute and then say something like "want to do something crazy? I saw that kid (you) staring at your ass, let's walk over there and confront him about it". Shit would be so frickin funny. I actually did this at Fudpuckers in Florida when I was like 16 when they had the DJ and all the 18 and unders went there to dance and shit. This little b***h ass Asian kid, totally out of his element, was off standing alone drinking his sodie pop or whatever (with a frickin straw lmao), people watching or some shit and I tell this girl to go over and start grinding on him. So she frickin does and this kid has no clue what's going on and she takes his hands and puts them on her waist and is all grinding her ass against his wiener and shit, and this kid has to be like 14 or 15. and I walk up and just start LAYING into this kid. "What the FRICK do you think you're doing little frickin chink? You dancing with my girl?" Little kids face went completely white(er) and he just fumbled all over his words "uhh uhh she uhh" and I just start laughing and pointing at his pants "aww man you got a boner! Hahahaha holy shit bro what the frick is wrong with you!?"
Chick starts laughing and I'm cracking up because this kid is frickin about to cry. Anyways just felt like sharing that story before I hit the gym but, yeah, I'm literally the only guy ITT who could get that girl irl and most of you social morons couldn't even string a sentence together without shuddering after every word.
it's not funny or clever enough to be pasta, stop trying
Built for BBC
Single prong, Inzer powerlifting style belt. Classic shit.
Velcro belts are shitty. I actually had the velcor give out on me once when deadlifting. If that had been under a squat, it couldve been dageroud. Lever belts seem to always be a pain in the ass.
Um… literally who are you and why did you take this pic?
ywnbaw
Funny thing is I bought an expensive custom lever belt from Pioneer (made in the USA baby hell yeah brother yeeehaw) and I never use it. I realized I'm not a powerlifter and going heavy enough to need it is too much risk for me. I just brace normally. It also digs into my ribs because I'm a short torso haver.
you dont need a fricking belt moron just train your fricking core you lazy homosexual
The belt is what leads to injury, moron. If your core isn't strong enough to brace the weight, then you need to strengthen your core. The belt weakens your core.
Meanwhile, Eddie Hall squats Ronnie's PR for reps wearing no belt, and he is injury free.
Really makes you think.
Eddie hall literally has is own line of lifting belts
He doesn't wear them
Multiple videos of him at comps wearing them
He wears them at comps. He doesn't train with them.
I use a dark iron belt.
None. Wearing a cuckbelt is useless.