Lifting couldn't save him

Man I love lifting, just not quite this much...

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2.5kg/5lbs weight

    lol, what a dickcel, mine doesn't fit in a 20kg/45lbs one

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mine doesn't fit in a 20kg/45lbs one
      What, an oly one? Wow that is impressive!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      bullshit, that would require a dick with a diameter of over 2 inches

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, how is 2 inches a large diameter?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          statistically it is at least
          idk mines only 1.5in diameter and thats deemed to be of the higher percentiles

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well I dunno but my softy can’t even fit in a toilet roll

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              that means you have good cardiovascular health m8

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              k

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              You’re not supposed to shove your balls into the hole.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                digga was
                are you telling my your dick AND balls fit in there at the same time?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                was is up mein digga

                man, Americans really DO have small dicks huh?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            your penis is small. start edging daily or buy a penis pump or something, loser.
            >verification not required.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              its average at worst ffs

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're not on IST to be average ARE YOU!??!

                EVERYDAY WE WAKE UP AND SWEAR TO OURSELVES TO BE BETTER EVERY DAY! SAY IT WITH ME NOW:

                "I WILL NOT BE FAT, I WILL NOT BE WEAK, I WILL MOG, I WILL BE AESTHETIC, IT'S NOT OVER, IT NEVER WILL BE!"

                you can cope sometime later if you'd like instead.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >edging or buy a penis pump
              The state of American sex education.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            im easily 2 inches in diameter
            cant imagine it to be that uncommon

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              so I just checked and my completely soft limp dick is more than 2 inches in diameter

              you guys should like get more vitamin d or something
              wtf

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Post your chode anon
                Captcha: PNS4H

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          statistically it is at least
          idk mines only 1.5in diameter and thats deemed to be of the higher percentiles

          im easily 2 inches in diameter
          cant imagine it to be that uncommon

          a 2 inch diameter, assuming perfect circumferical dimensions, and not oval, is almost 6.5 inches of girth. I can guarantee, in fact, I can escrow 1k none of you 3 trannies have a 6.5 inch girth dick.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have some news, bud. He didn't just put the shaft through.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      All the plates have the same diameter holes

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Took this long to get a proper post.
        Thank you, non-moronic anon!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      All plates have the same sized hole to fit on a barbell. Unless of course, you aren't using an Olympic barbell

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why didnthe just use cold showers or put ice on his dick
    this is so moronic
    if youre a grower your dick shrivels up to like an inch if its really fricking cold
    unbelievable

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the gym gay had been there to offer him poppers and cocaine and shrink his penis he would have saved his penis.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dick thread
    What a coincidence.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BASTARD BICH DO NOT REDEEM IT MAM

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