>Lifting gloves?

>Lifting gloves? Nah bro, I don't wear that pussy shit.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's just poor callus management
    Gloves are for total noobs don't do it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, it's poor lifting technique.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. brainlet

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          i'm right though.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah you're just clueless
            I have never ripped my callouses in the gym. I ripped several when doing an obstacle course competition.
            Here are other ways to rip them
            >lifting odd objects for strongman training
            >lifting with a brand new competition bar with aggressive knurling
            It happens all the time, most bars in the gym have worn out knurling.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              so you lifted stuff with poor technique and your calluses ripped? woah

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                put the phone down and go practice reading comprehension for 30 minutes before posting again

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >grip something in palms instead of fingers
              >tear callouses
              moron

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            No you are wrong and a brainlet. It's from letting your calluses build up until they are super thick. Then they are prone to completely ripping off in a big chunk. Olympic weightlifters, powerlifters, gymnasts, competitive crossfitters, etc. all file down their calluses so this doesn't happen.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I cut my callouses with a scissor or a knife
              Any downsides in doing it?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No that's fine. Shaving them off with a razor works too.

              • 3 months ago
                sage

                Filing/sanding them down is a little more ideal, I think. The friction denatures the proteins in the skin so over time it leads to healthier callouses with a more consistent density/fibrousness.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's right, moron.

        • 3 months ago
          SwedishBrorsan

          hes right vaxxie mouth breather

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you'tr just wrong keep coping over your pussy hands

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao I bathe with rocks.
    Frick you and your gay pussy skin that can't even do stuff without jay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You bathe with plastic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Solid rocks? Pussy shit
      I stomp the ground and cause a volcano eruption and bathe in the lava
      I open my butthole and let it clean my insides too

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he ever wants to touch a female

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    DYEL

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lust provoking image
    Not even meming, I want to peel

  6. 3 months ago
    I ignore women

    I don’t know what you idiots are doing, I’ve never ripped a callous. git gud I guess

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's never happened to me from lifting weights. But it has happened once or twice from fricking around on the monkey bars. Swinging and grabbing onto bars and the violence of the action pulls callouses off. I've no idea how you'd do this with regular weights

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've never ripped them off in the gym. I've ripped some off rock climbing.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i have ripped some off plastic climbing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you will when you start lifting, i'm sure

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek he's a dyel browncel who lies about lifting

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nta but what's "real" lifting?
        like how much should i be putting up on my bench, squat, deadlift, etc?
        by the way i'm a humble white man, not a shitskin

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Having soft hands is gay

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    that literally doesnt happen unless you are a newbie boi

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's absolutely 0 way to rip all of your calluses off without being a dumbass

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    callouses become forever btw
    permanent grip++ stat

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't want to have the storng and rough construction worker hands
    NGMI

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Construction worker hands come from working with your hands and using them under harsh conditions.
      Deliberately keeping callouses on your hand to appear like a working man despite shuffling paper around is pretty obvious.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. Don’t be a larper with your gym calloused hands. I like my callouses too but no point in risking tears just to pretend your the salt of the earth blue collar slob.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This stuff only happens if you don't care for your your callouses by filing them down. If you just keep lifting without filing your callouses they're going to grow and grow until they're a big lump of skin that easily gets ripped off. Keep them down to just being a tough patch of skin and you'll be fine.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Wash your hands with a decent soap so they don't dry out and use a pumice stone to sand em down so they don't tear apart on you.

      This is like hygiene 101...

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wearing gloves to do yard work
    Not opposed to it, weeds and thorns can sting.
    >wearing gloves to lift weights
    You're a massive homosexual and most likely sit down to pee.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I pee seated but I shit standing

      Is it normal?

      • 3 months ago
        I ignore women

        >wearing gloves to do yard work
        Not opposed to it, weeds and thorns can sting.
        >wearing gloves to lift weights
        You're a massive homosexual and most likely sit down to pee.

        sitting down to pee is superior where. you know it’s clean. I don’t want to clean my piss off the floor or people to clean my piss off their floors, simple as.

        kek he's a dyel browncel who lies about lifting

        I love you too buddy 🙂

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Learn 2 piss

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    MOISTURISE YOUR HANDS FFS

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao frickin noob needing lifting gloves, hope your boyfriend likes your soft hands. Wouldn’t want to get callus from benching 45lb dumbbells would we

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    u think that photos bad u should see the state of his wiener

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i workout in my garage and wear mechanix gloves while lifting. great way to break in new pairs of gloves also.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >2014
    >get high and longboard around local park
    >spot swingset with nobody in sight
    >swing for 30ish taking tiny breaks to smoak moar
    >feel a little sting in my hand
    >come to a stop
    >look at hands
    >every finger looks like OP's pic but also on the first segment of each finger
    Yeah, I'm pretty hardcore.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I periodically grind them down with an Amope Pedi thing. Keeps them at a reasonable size and I don’t get tears.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >getting callouses from lifting of all things
    Do pull-ups sometime.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1 am
    Yup, it's time for a bedtime story

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, this wannabe tought guy mentality is moronic. gloves are sometimes nice to have, e.g. for weighted dips on bars without any padding, because the bars wedging into the palms distracts from the set. I wouldn't use them for deadlifting, unless your grip is very strong, because it suffers a bit. same with the pussy pad, sometimes it's useful, e.g. when I was getting back to lifting and had to highbar squat with non existing traps for a bit, or for sitting calf raises with a barbell inside the rack

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I worked up to a 270kg deadlift with a hook grip and never tore a callus.
    I don't see how this shit happens in the context of gym training.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do girls deal with this shit? Do they stick to 10-lb dbbells or some chit?
    Used to have the softest baby hands you could imagine before lifting. In just one month of greasing pullups I grew knife-sharp pieces of keratin shrapnel, and when I finally pulled them off they left half inch deep craters.

    Tried gloves (chinkoid mechanix knockoffs) and it didn't really help. It think it's mostly pressure rather than friction that causes them.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just use one my old razors the cheap bic kind to shave off some of them in the shower when they get too big.

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